ask not for whom the dykes watch out. They watch out for you

if you buy a new metal water bottle after you dent one you're ngmi

i'm moving out of d.c. next week and spent last weekend visiting a bunch of old punk shit i had been meaning to see while i lived here (and was joined by two beloved friends) on finding harDCore, d.c. music mythology, and a brick wall:

i'm sending all proceeds from this song to HIPS, a harm reduction charity helping sex workers and drug users in washington, d.c. feel free to send a few dollars their way for my birthday here: hips.app.neoncrm.com/forms/donate

www.instagram.com/p/DL2Zouis8o... posted some more photos on insta. really proud of these pics for the faux fucked film look. They were made with overlays of a bad film development I did months ago 😭

Anyone who says "This is what they voted for" in response to the tragedy unfolding in Texas is having a vile thought and needs to sit shamefully in a corner until they learn what solidarity is.

oh to meet a twink in the elevator and tell him I want his skin

icymiiii

Found an undercover cop at pride

roo

love the county of florida i lived in. the police union also invited officers convicted of police brutality to come work for our county.

FUCK ICE ACAB

like this tweet if you haven't spoken to your parents in months or enjoy listening to the 2021 ep "internet breath" by hey, ily

i’m drunk gn

the beths future me hates me. The beths future me hates me

sometimes i’m on twitter for a bit and im like oh this isn’t bad and then i see something taken so wildly out of context/misinterpreted when it comes to queer discourse that i just gotta close the app

EVERYONE GO LOOK AT BAILEY'S PICTURES I'M SO PROUD pitchfork.com/thepitch/lib...

i shot liberation weekend for @pitchfork.com pitchfork.com/thepitch/lib...

YEAH SHE FUCKING DID

new pfp, same @thisdogllhunt.bsky.social. feat. @dykesandlights.bsky.social

forgot to post

Can you believe it the moment I'm caught up with things I got another gig the next day. Still was very satisfied with some stuff I've worked on recently

Ok. Hi! I'm Melissa! 🏳️‍⚧️✨️ Long overdue (by almost 9 months) but I made it in time for Pride

I love the DC music scene and being here is a fucking privilege and a pleasure

Gender is mostly about doing bits

i just looped catholic priest for like a full day

stop asking me if i was voguing in the pit, ask urself why you weren’t

me if i was a cute and sweaty girl catching a vibe

sad i missed beach bunny

normal concert pics with dickgirl

what did u think i would post jokes on my bluesky account no this is a place to document my life events

i was driving home from a site and had to piss so i stopped at a burger king and the motion sensor was super short so the lights kept turning off in the bathroom but i was tired so i kind of just sat there in the dark bc it was nice

my cars in the shop so i have a rental and it’s a fancy 2024 car and i hate to say it but it’s nice to have a car w all the bells and whistles :(

read about me being better than caro at video games

PB drop

look at my generation’s anita bryant dog, she can’t even sing or do commercials she just posts about where i’m pissing and shitting nonstop

Chicago Pope, please bring back the Pitchfork Music Festival

black cat….best venue in the world…..checkerboard floors, broken atm, big lebowski pinball, 7 lights onstage, loudest sound system in the dmv, 2 bars, 9 bathrooms, $17 shots of fireball, that time i saw half of fugazi play here, that time i saw jack white….perfect

99% of highway designers quit before adding enough lanes to completely clear up traffic

“can you text me when you get back” son or “please call me when you get home” daughter

fun fact: jeff rosenstock is rlly good

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

I have proud to be an american stuck in my head from when i sang it in 6th grade choir someone help me please

the vocal fry in my voice when i talk to cis women is insane i think my brain is like oh since ur voice is lower u gotta up the fry by like 10x

my favorite picture ever taken btw @thisdogllhunt.bsky.social

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