Saw MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE tonight, had fun. It's not a home run, though, so if you're not already a He-Man fan it's basically a mid superhero movie. Unfortunately for Mattel, "already a He-Man fan" is an aging demo, and I suspect this film will be too little, too late to change that.

Didn't see that one coming. And then I extremely saw the other one coming.

brb sending a cease & desist to John Hennigan

Haven't seen a Nugenix Total T ad in a while and I'm dying at the way they spliced in this week's special code word into their tag line: "Get your complimntary bottle by texting 🇸 🇹 🇮 🇨 🇰 to 321321"

I'm not sure why it took so many years for somebody to come up with "The guys from Roppongi Vice should dress up like the guys from Miami Vice" but at least it finally happened.

Really loving Rocky Romero and Trent Beretta as the substitute teachers overseeing the Don Callis Family B-Team whenever Don's not on the show. #AEW

Hahahaha, Gumbyyyy! We have a date with destiny! The challenge is presented before YOU! To play a game...I KNOW YOU LIKE a good time. I KNOW YOU LIKE challenges. And I know that YOU! LIKE! LIVING! ON! THE EEEEDGE! COME TO THE WHITE CASTLE OF FEAR! And play KING OTT'S GAAAAME!

Máscara Dorada-Neón #CMLL

You can tell this bear knows he fucked up but he just gets back up like "well, good thing nobody was around to see that." Highly relatable, bear.

Me and the bottle of Worcestershire sauce I dumped into tonight's *exceptional* batch of chili

Excited for the Bears getting their stupid new stadium by gouging Indiana instead of me. I'm sure all the suburban fans who hated commuting to the South Loop will definitely want to drive out to Hammond, Indiana.

Blatantly hitting the other teams with a steel chair because there's no disqualification in a three-way.

Watched this last night, and decided to give Lulu another listen for the first time in 15 years, and...it's fine? Not that I'd recommend it, or demand people give it another chance or anything. But it's like I almost kinda get what Lou Reed and Metallica were going for. Wasn't really expecting that.

I immediately assumed these were two Tiktok influencers and then I immediately figured WWE would sign them to beat the shit out of Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes at the next stadium show.

Saw this on the bad site, so I'm shamelessly ripping it off over here. Post a cartoon nobody else remembers

Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.

I guess Roman Reigns is back on top in WWE, so every storyline is "Will Roman's cousin validate his parking?" and every TV report is like "Roman's cousin didn't want to validate his parking, but he gave his word, so he validated Roman's parking and they hugged. Then Roman's other cousin looked mad."

June 1st

Those are butterscotch chips. They have to be. (Nervous laughter)

Pretty sure I sprained my knee Friday, so I decided to spend all weekend laying around taking it easy. Which seems to have helped my knee a lot, although now I'm laying around feeling unproductive and useless.

I'm always trying to make sense of whether some vagueskeeet like "Fuckham in seven" is about basketball, baseball, or soccer. Meanwhile every time there's an article about the stupid White House UFC show I gotta hear from a hundred idiots who still think UFC is pro wrestling.

Finding out there was a meteor strike in Boston today AND in South Carolina yesterday and I'm starting to get jealous

Read 'em and weep

The Simonsons are the total package, comics-wise, but the DeFractions know how to party.

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

My co-workers are raising concerns about the new monthly limits on AI tokens, as if they're going to persuade the company to buy more. I don't have the heart to tell them that sooner or later the tokens will cost more than the company is willing to pay.

Started watching a video about M. Night Shyamalan's career, but it started with the premise that at least everybody agrees The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable were bangers and no, Unbreakable is trash, I almost want to re-watch it just to write that essay except I'd have to hear the dialogue again.

I've been seeing nonstop ads for this Pressure movie about D-Day and I've just now figured out the bald guy in all the big scenes is Dwight Eisenhower, which is probably not a good sign.

hahahaha holy shit they actually called it that

Do what now?

If Stardom or New Japan was going to withdraw from the AEW/CMLL/NJPW/Stardom alliance, these are the things you'd see changing. But even if it were going to happen, I don't think it'd be soon, or particularly sudden.

"Star Wars is cooked" is a funny take in 2026, especially after I watched Return of the Jedi for the 500th time at my mom's house this weekend. People thought Star Wars was cooked in 1983.

This is the most actual Heathcliff comic strip there could ever be. The platonic ideal of "no, this isn't a shitpost edit, they literally printed this in the Sunday paper next to The Family Circus and Doonesbury."

I’ll just reiterate that the entire concept of ‘bubbles’ is a right-wing talking point invented to try to make people feel bad for not wanting to be incessantly exposed to right-wing horseshit. it’s the same as the whining about people not wanting to date them

The commercials during AEW always suck but now I'm getting an ad for Illinois. Dude, I live here, I'm not the customer, I'm the product.

This is worth a read if only for the logistical problems of inserting Robocop into the wrestling action when the costume severely limits the actor's mobility. I don't know why I expected Robocop of all peope to, for example, slap the shit out of the Four Horsemen.

Excited to learn the medieval peasant and the internet contrarian finally found common ground.

Just blocked some liberals bemoaning Thomas Massie's defeat by saying Kentucky is full of idiots who eat their own pets. If you want to win at politics by dehumanizing people you don't like, get the hell off my side and go join the fascists, they love that shit.

I think MCMG and the New Day have 20+ years of goodwill built up in the fandom, extending beyond the WWE bubble, and it's been very difficult, systemically, for women in pro wrestling to achieve that, for a lot of reasons. That's already begun to change, but it's gonna take a while.

me blocking someone

time to pivot my career

"I cannot live another day without chain link fencing" "Says tomorrow's gonna have more chickens" "Chickens?" "Like yesterday" "Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears" "I'll call today" "You'll call *now*"

I think the debate about whether to blame Tony Khan or WBD for the lack of women's matches on AEW misses the point. One or both of them are clearly afraid that devoting too much of the show to the women will hurt AEW's bottom line. The challenge is to convince them the women can draw.

An exhaustive breakdown of the Ultimate Warrior's 1996 WWF stint.

This got me curious enough to watch a few scenes from the 1983 and 1987 Deathstalker films, and now the path from Conan to He-Man to Xena is a whole lot clearer to me

The crowd is a little subdued so I can hear Tony Khan feeding talking points to the announcers over their headsets #ROHSupercard

Oh, the real sports are doing this too, huh? I thought it was just a dumb fad among the pro wrestling news sites. I shoulda known.

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

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