Gummy bear trail! #MysteryWrestling18 Watch the full replay available on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

"Now, nobody remembers Peacemaker from the original comics, so in this show he's just John Cena being an asshole. Anyway, the show opens with a weird dance number, and they put the dance in Fortnite, but it turns out Peacemaker is multiverse-shifting to Earth-X, so Fortnite had to take it down..."

Wrestling Tumblr wins again!

On its birthday, share one image from your favorite #TNG episode

Chonkosaurus when these idiots blunder into her domain

I occasionally think "Blood & Guts" isn't a very useful description of the double-wide cage gimmick, but then I remember "WarGames: The Match Beyond" doesn't really explain what it is either.

WOMEN’S BLOOD AND GUTS MATCH FINALLY!!!!!

They truly think they’re invisible…

If Aronofsky made The Wrestler about a top star from 2005, Randy The Ram would *still be* a top star who never went away. The movie would be about bringing back Ernest Miller's character for a controversial double-turn in Saudi Arabia.

This is definitely the sort of problem I would invent tools to solve

Everybody's making fun of this guy because they don't know the source material. "Kinks" is just his football nickname. His real name is Felcher McGoon.

Got a flier in the mail today for a weed store in New Buffalo, Michigan. That's, like, 80 miles and 37 dispensaries away from here.

All right, here's the 4-1-1, folks

I keep checking to see if RaptureTok has turned into GreatDisappointmentTok but they seem to have gone radio silent. All I can find is skeptics making the same three Rapture jokes over and over. If I'd known this is what it'd be like to get left behind, I would've paid more attention to VeggieTales.

IT'S PIKACHU!

Why is this in the Jeopardy! Daily Double font

The last time there was a lot of hoopla about the Rapture, I wanted to quote the "But of that day and hour knoweth no man" Bible verse, so I was googling the exact wording when I found a blog seriously trying to explain why Jesus didn't *actually* mean that *nobody* will know.

not beating the orange cat allegations

Statler Brothers, but the Sesame Street tape is on deck so it all evens out

Starting to think FTR need to head down to Mexico and fuck around with Los Hermanos Chavez #AEW #CMLL

What the fuck is happening right now? #AEWAllOut

Look, "Wrestlepalooza" is a great name for a wrestling show if you're trying to modernize "Wrestlemania" by shifting the idiom from Beatlemania to a cultural touchstone that's fresh and trendy, like Lollapalooza. That's why ECW coined the name in 1995. It's dumb as fuck now, of course.

Fun spot in Batman stories is when he gets he's defenseless and a bad guy tries to take his utility belt and gets a painful electric shock because Batman Is Always Prepared. Anyway, this means Batman has accidentally belt-shocked his own ballsack at least once, but probably more like fifteen times.

CHIKA! #tjpw #tjpwWP6 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

I already thought Barbaro Cavernario had the best gimmick in pro wrestling, but I never saw him come to the ring with his cavewoman wife(?) #CMLL

Hell, this was me when the mariachi dancers were in the ring earlier.

AEW fans spent years saying Cody was dressed like Homelander but here's MJF in #CMLL to show you how it's done

AEW ads for iDrinq <<<<<< CMLL ads for Clamato

Mascara Dorada and Hechicero working this trios match in Mexico right now and then they both gotta be in Toronto by tomorrow afternoon. #CMLL

Really amazing that Niebla Roja is the only pro wrestler I've ever seen with the nuts to bring a He-Man Power Sword with him to the ring. #CMLL

"I admit, when AEW runs one of their 5 or 6 hour PPVs, I've said it along with everyone else: wrestling shows should be shorter. But what's this I'm hearing about CMLL running a 90 second anniversary show? That's far too short! Barely enough time for one match! What must their paying fans think?" 🤼

The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years. Pinochet was ousted with a referendum. And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists. Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.

I figured Kyle Fletcher was slowly turning into Don Callis but his incredible resemblance to @ianriccaboni.com now has me very worried that Ian is in an intermediate phase on the way to becoming Don.

Pretty sure GCW Collective would never work in the Middle East. And without a major-league tentpole event, it'd be hard to pull off in the US as well. Running alongside any big AEW PPV could work, although I think it'd be cooler if Lauderdale tried GCW's version of the original All In.

The government confiscated all our snakes when Clinton took office. :(

This skeet, and the lede, left me to assume the wine simply contains toxic levels of methanol. The third paragraph of the article says Costco alerted customers that the bottles are "at risk of exploding, even if they’re just sitting on a counter."

I had no idea who this character was, but I thought "this seems like the kind of guy that Mary Jane marries just to irritate Spider-Man fans because Marvel can never move on from One More Day" and wouldn't you know it

Moo Deng just hanging out 🩵

This time you've gone too far, Weird Al

Currently watching the Game Grumps play TCG Card Shop Simulator and this is not helping to improve my opinion of card collecting as a hobby. Arin has to open some packs to sell as singles and this is clearly awakening his "maybe it's a bit I'm not sure" gambling addiction.

So, like, imagine your whole identity, self-esteem, and meaning in life is wrapped up in one mortal man who is nearly 80 years old and looking wobbly. You’re dreading something you can’t even allow yourself to articulate as a recognizable thought because it’s just too unbearable, too terrifying.

Here's a photo of Moo Deng that was posted today. You were about to go a whole day without seeing a hippopotamus and now your fate has been changed.

A lot of people here keep suggesting AEW should run a big stadium show the same weekend as the Riyadh Wrestlemania, because they are really good at wasting someone else's money. AEW won't do this because it wouldn't work half as well as All In, which they already do.

WWE Fans:

Desperately need "mute reposts from this user" on Bluesky. This was literally the only good idea Twitter ever had.

Absolutely dying at how cute and fat 910 is. #katmai #FatBearWeek

I hope all these people actually switch to AEW, but past experience suggests half of them will immediately be like "Kyle Fletcher AND Kyle O'Reilly? That makes no sense, I guess there's no place left for wrestling fans like me 😢"

The absolute GOAT