I had *just* taken a sociology course and learned the word "clique" when he started doing this, so I was getting a lot of boss baby vibes.

Look, we got crowds yelling "FUCK ICE" and this lady steps on us every week, if you're not watching AEW I don't know what to tell you.

run it back

Now there's a "FUCK ICE" chant trending *because* of AEW, but these chumps *still* can't take the W without being all "ooh, the MAGA fake fighting fans have seen the light!" Wrestling fans aren't the enemy. Quit being a snob for five fucking minutes and figure that out.

In case you didn't hear, they said FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE

Every fucking week you weirdos are like "Democracy is in peril, so why is AEW trending?" Because it's on television *right now* and it's the kind of show where everybody liveblogs it. That's how the algorithm decides stuff is trending, dumbass.

Heartbreaking: The Baldest Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

I kinda dug Kyle Rayner, but the sarcastic cover blurb ("NOW what have we done to Green Lantern?") kind of put me off the book. EVERY story was about reacting to the shock of the Hal-Kyle changeover, which made it seem like Kyle was only there to keep you wondering when Hal would return.

Heckuva day for "Everyone in WWE and AEW isn't doing what I think is best for them, and I can't figure out why" discourse.

I saw this skeet a couple of days ago and assumed it was a gimmicky Super Bowl ad for whisky. Now I'm finding out that a big-boy movie director meant for this to be a serious docu-series and yikes.

AEW Collision is live tonight so Chris Jericho has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Seeing a lot of angst about how tough it is to boycott WWE today. I used to struggle with it too. But getting out of the habit may help you start to see that the Royal Rumble is overrated and kind of stupid.

At this point I figure AEW doesn't want to remove him. Because they're trying not to help WWE by hyping the return? Because they're being nice to Jericho by not spoiling his surprise? Beats me. But I don't think they'll take him off the list until/unless he shows up on a competitor's show.

I was trying to figure out why Hangman goes straight to the #1 contender match while Andrade has to go through Swerve and Omega to get there. Then I realized AEW was probably going to book a Hangman vs. Joe qualifier before Joe got sidelined, and I guess they just shrugged and gave Page a free ride.

Wind chill is all the way up to 8F (-13C) and I'm out here with my coat open like, ain't so bad, ain't so bad

Look, the salamander babies are weird but that's not the problem. The makeup is good but that doesn't compensate for the problem. The problem with Threshold is that the story is exceptionally incoherent.

Some Batman dork: Superman is unrelatable because he has too many powers, he's never in any real danger Batman:

"Exactly as wild as it sounds" implies that Robocop arrested the Four Horsemen and shot Ric Flair in the dick, and I can assure he didn't do any of that, to my eternal disappointment.

I need Stat Daddy to do one of her sci-fi themed entrances, where a meteor hits the stage and cracks open to reveal Kris dressed as the NASA guy from THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION

I need an AEW feed that is everything except people tattling on dumb anti-AEW takes, and people getting baited into replying to same.

I don't watch Knight of the 7 Kingdoms but I get a post-show recap from B, so I know: * Ep1: Someone takes a giant dump * Ep2: Someone takes a leak and you can see his giant hog Will an old woman give birth to a slimy rubber hand? Signs point to yes!

Can't wait for the Royal Rumble counter to go BZZT and spooky music plays and Michael Cole goes "WAIT A MINUTE! OHHH MY, the rumors were true, darkness has fallen here in Riyadh, because Gotenks Gunpla has arrived in Double U Double U E!"

The Mario Galaxy Movie trailer showing off elements from like five different games reminds me of when Batman & Robin was introducing Poison Ivy AND Mr. Freeze AND Batgirl AND Bane. Hope it works out better this time.

Here's one of the Art Institute lions to give a sense of just how snowy it is today.

SHE'S NOT EVEN DOING IT RIGHT! This is the most outrageous villainy in the history of our sport!

Bill Gunn struggling against Protoshita because he's unfocused, neither of them slapped his wife's butt to properly set up the storyline. #AEW

Here’s where I temper a seriouspost with a dumb joke like always but it is just my luck that I say something that sounds good for once but it also vaguely reminds me about Danganronpa

H-O-T-C, O-C-O (a!) You can make me hot cocoa (hey!)

This is a very sweet gesture but "Bam Bam Keys" would have been way more awesome.

Really, buddy? Those are the only two questions you have on your mind right now?

I'm not even a big Lobo guy, but it's remarkably satisfying to see the movies get something just right, instead of hearing a lot of bushwah about why it needed to be totally different.

This implies the existence of Earth Wilbur, Air Wilbur, and Fire Wilbur.

The Masters of the Universe trailer looks good to me, but it's too early to tell if this thing will work. If you're not already a fan (which is most people these days), I can see how it'd look like a generic superhero movie, and in 2026 that's not enough to guarantee a hit.

How 6th graders see themselves posing for school photos with the laser background: #AEW

LA Rams desperately pouring cayenne pepper down their shirts

What do they do on a hot day, stuff Wint-O-Green Life Savers in their jockstraps?

Turned on the Bears game because I don't have anything better to do. The pre-game insight is on point. The Rams live in California so they are not used to the cold. The key to the game for the Bears is to maintain control of the (foot?) ball. Mm, yes, very interesting.

me when my dark lord brings in his apprentice to find my lost ship

Love this story because I think of Australia as this mythically harsh terrain where everybody is badass because if you aren't you'll be eaten alive by a venomous pigeon, but for this guy Chicago is "golden America" and he's preparing for the weather like he's going to Mars.

This is Gamja. His ears are just a bit darker than the rest of his fur so people don't miss how perfectly floppy they are. 12/10 (IG: doazi_gamja)

The whole concept of a "brand split" in pro wrestling is arbitrary and meaningless. Having a large roster is not a problem, and even if it was, you don't fix it by pretending half of them can't wrestle the other half, except when they can, which is actually most of the time.

This is Kevin. He's a reactive dog getting some training to be more comfortable. His trainer brought him to a pet store for some socialization where they learned he is no longer reactive when given a giant stuffed dinosaur. 14/10 (TT: katieandtatesfostermates)

Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.

An exciting opportunity to give these airports new names that literally no one will ever use!

AEW wasn't going to feature half the TNA roster on one of their TV shows for a 2-year invasion angle. WWE was willing to do that to help TNA get a TV deal, hoping it will weaken AEW. That help is more valuable to TNA right now than anything AEW would have offered.

Sometimes I think about how the forest seems unaware of me, but then I trip and fall. I am a bear.

"My graduation, I am officially a lawyer, another achievement in my life." The Beast Mortos my beloved: Attorney At Rawwwrrr 🤼‍♂️ 📸: the_beast_mortos on IG