I'm straight up learning morse code

You always gotta go check the comments on the vid when a shitty person dies because it’s a party The comments also serve as a fun record of terrible people shuffling off this mortal coil over the years youtu.be/cE0wfjsybIQ?...

I hope whatever happened was one of those things that makes doctors stop believing in god

Lindsey Graham was killed by blunt force trauma to his head and cervical spine resulting from being propelled upward into the ceiling at lightning speed by explosive diarrhea

i don’t care if it’s true it’s canon now

FUCK YES Linsey Graham has died

I just spoke to Lindsey Graham on the phone for about 20 minutes and he appreciates our enthusiasm

BREAKING: Graham Officially Withdraws from Life

New gender neutral bathroom coming soon

U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a “brief and sudden illness”.

YESSSSSS YES YES YES YES HELL YEAH I KNEW THE WHITEST KIDS YOU KNOW THING I POSTED EARLIER WAS AN OMEN

Opened the 24/7 Whitest Kids U Know youtube channel right when Dinosaur Rap started so that's gotta mean something good is going to happen

I've never seen a survival story in which the protagonist utilizes traps. Even just understanding the mechanics of an L7, Paiute deadfall, or split stick trigger is an insane advantage in a survival situation

I just got a really long stapler

Everyone has a cyberdeck

Oh my god I have had this set of overalls for like a month and I already have to patch a huge hole

victory lapping on this one

Jason Derulo Vance

I don't think I've ever hit the thumbs down button on youtube before lol

I think there's a chance that one of my meanest skeets is going to appear in this podcast I'm watching lmfao

But for real, Adam Sandler officiated the wedding? Really?

This is what they call me in downtown St. Louis

I just got the sickest fucking clip for the kydex holster for my R4A. I think they intended it for small arms carry but damned if it isn't perfect

I can tell that somebody has a good idea when I get annoyed that I didn't think of it first

watching a movie called freedom by myself official music video shot and edited by the brilliant Elise Valderrama 2nd single from DOOMED! produced by Kenny Segal out 8/14 via @backwoodzstudioz.bsky.social youtu.be/2kPpD8SINrE

Yeah, were they not doing that already? I pay more taxes than every billionaire combined, why don't they float me the electricity to move fast and break things?

ACAB includes the cop in your head that stops you from doing things

I've never made my parents proud a single time AMA

Danmachi, have i been cucked by my own immune system?

Would you like our AI chatbot to mangle this message and completely ignore your intentional wording choices?

I now realize that my choice to go to the unlicensed discount eye doctor has terrible optics

I've got big vines with big leaves.

My inability to concentrate made joining a focus group out of the question.

mogs me

Eating an ashwaganda because the SSRI did not clock in for work today

me when i eat a piece of cheese 😓

Someone should put my server back together

An angel brings Mitch McConnell's soul to earth to show him how his coworkers are puppetting his sallow, pallid husk

It's time for my traditional Saturday "Am I permanently damaging a server critical to my workflow at home?" event

I think I've been getting a kind of hiccups that's new to science/medicine lately

I want to reassure everyone that what Elon is saying here is an actually incoherent thought. There is no angle from which you can approach what he's saying that makes any form of sense even if you ignore that Spacex is probably not long for this world

Alt text for img (2 posts): "In the equine world, the slang term "proud boy" refers to a castrated male horse (a gelding) that continues to act like an intact stallion. This usually happens when the animal was cut late in life or retains trace testicular tissue that still produces testosterone, ...

U.S. congressman can't visit our Best Friend country without being surrounded and menaced by an armed gang

Due to unforeseen budget restrictions, X will no longer mark the spot on weekends and bank holidays

I hope my wife says this about making granola for me someday