"E pur si muove", folks, you're hearing it more and more. Galileo, a great man. The church didn't like him, I do. It really does move no matter what they say

Not sure I had "Pope is weak on crime and nuclear weapons policy" on my 2026 Bizarro Bingo but here we are.

you can set your watch to it

Having a sudden desire for some Whataburger

Kind of a tough afternoon for the Carleton College pitching staff.

Not even American steel going into his ballroom monstrosity.

Who benefits more from the U.S. & Iran cease-fire deal?

Now, currently my wife and I do have an agreement --neither one of us likes the idea of voluntarily jumping out of an airplane. Emergencies only.

If I ever attempted to say this out loud, my wife would be skydiving the next day and would make me skydive with her so I would have to watch her skydive all the way to the ground.

Nobody from Sliding On Ice has ever slept with a coach or team official to get a story for the website. Does that make Sliding On Ice superior to The Athletic? I’m not saying that, but I’m not not saying that.

Strait of Hormel

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

I don't know if I've ever heard a crowd boo during the national anthem when they show different shots of the teams. Weird crowd tonight #ncaa #finalfour

i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how

hope we find out if it’s haunted

Totally unraveling. (and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.)

The Baton Rouge Regional Champs 👑 #GeauxTigers | #ClearPath

Dear Pirates: look at that crowd. Don't screw this up by being, well, you.

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Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

So now we're funding Florida schools, too?

My favorite thread of tweets though was from @solomonmissouri.bsky.social talking about Dell Curry I believe

Cried laughing through the replies to this. Damn, social media used to be fun

Man you know what? I'm back on the idea that the pee tape is real if Russia can get away with this & the Iranian intelligence thing

everyone loves a show that's a throwback to 80's and 90's tv until they get to the Very Special Episode part

Amazing thread - informative and effect in communicating how disastrous Johnson and GOP have been throughout this process. As Casten concludes, "But it's your regular reminder that there is no overlap in the Venn diagram between a government that works and a Congress under GOP control."

Similarly, I have signed an executive order to revive the underrated FX detective series TERRIERS with the original cast.

Here we are again

Sometimes you need to face the world and say "What color is your speedsuit?" #TeamVenture

Max really hates that Red Bull #F1 car. He's finding anything and everything else to drive lately

They keep saying that, but I didn't realize this reshaping of the world order included us getting cooked by Iran on a daily basis.

truly, nobody is feeling more vindicated this week than airport dads

Are you ready for anything? Are you *still* ready for anything? Wrong! Be part of The Venture Bros conspiracy on Bluesky. go.bsky.app/RbBo7Ka #TeamVenture #GoTeamVenture #VentureBros #AdultSwim #AnimationSky

So earlier today I checked wait times at Bush International (IAH). They showed two lines at Terminal E (the international flight terminal). One line @ Terminal E was labeled "Immigration Custom" and had the shortest wait time. If you check now though that line doesn't exist @marisakabas.bsky.social

So...not helping TSA agents to reduce long wait times. Gotcha.

*begins looking at Championship TV rights for 26-27* #coys

Oof, even the announcers can tell the players are ignoring Tudor. Rough #Coys

In addition to the league results, Spurs just play kinda ugly. Tough to watch. If you're going to go down, at least do it in style

They crashed 8 cars at once. #IMSA is crazy

Kids: if you ever buy a house (I know, I know), you’re going to think, We’ll save up and do fun things like renovate the bathroom! No you won’t. You’ll spend that money on a new furnace. Ask me how I know.

Houston Boy Scout saves leader's life in Georgia rapids, earns rare heroism honor

I think we finally answered all the questions about the secret lives of Mormon wives. Time to move to a new group. Maybe Secret lives of Buddhist Dog Walkers?

Funniest possible outcome is incoming.

Since Venezuela won, that means they get to take our dictator. Hey, I don't make the rules #wbc

Share a green character for 🍀 or else the rest of the year you'll have terrible luck.

I'm guessing this is the geopolitical equivalent of the US sitting in the cuck chair.

He was talking to a mirror. He's referring to himself as the 45th president.

It me, an excited Winward Racing fan hoping this happens.