Reading news and current events has me thinking that we should bring back keelhauling.

Them: "Ten day closure. No explanation." The world: "WTF??????????????" Them: "Lol did we say days? We meant minutes." I swear, I'm tired of playing the "are they evil or just incompetent" game.

Damn it, I teared up just hearing this part. All time greatest.

Post a banger that's not in English

The drone on a luge run is awesome

I have made my primary choice. #VoteAstrosCounty

I cannot wait to hear how much Mike Johnson didn't see that racist Trump video.

Praise Breesus

THE GOAT

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Tiny Elkins, WV (pop 9K) Makes the Epstein Files ! From the local paper: He said that approximately twice a month, a private jet, a “Learjet 35 or Learjet 32,” would land and refuel at the airport. He said the workers called the plane the “Fantasy Island Flight.”

I mean this in the nicest possible sense--absolute pure nerd energy emanates from this photo. Thank you Jerry, you big nerd.

Has your wife ever had to wait 18 minutes or more for shredded cheese for her fajitas as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas? You may be entitled to financial compensation.

Also where the hell have these New Orleans Pelicans been all season? Just making offense look so easy

DC is a gun-free zone now? WOKE

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Is there conclusive evidence that the President shit himself at the 33 second mark, eventually causing people -- especially the woman in green -- to notice it later after which the press conference was abruptly ended? No. But it's real to me, dammit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...

Am I positive that video shows the president shitting himself on camera? No. Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.

So if we're doing Sunday Bingo for #RootRootRead I finished Stacy Schiff's biography on Sam Adams. Great study on an American revolutionary with more original sourcing than I imagined she could find #booksky

I visited this town last year and it's about as sleepy rural as you can get. This is a big move by the local police to stand up for its citizens.

Sometimes i check back in on the other app for professional reasons.

My favorite line? Oklahoma as "Irresistible antibiotic-resistant football."

I mean, this is only the 2nd race of their season but these drivers are racing like it's a playoff or something. Angry Bees Racing is awesome #imsa

This 2nd MX-5 Cup race is even more bananas than yesterday. This is fantastic entertainment. #imsa

KA-CHUGGGHH

Gotta work on the alignment.

Crazy stuff. Driver leading the final lap of MX-5 finished 6th. What a race. #imsa

The MX-5 Cup Gods will have their tribute. #imsa

i've never seen an mx-5 race before and holy hell why is this so fun and cute

Damn this is some great racing. ANGRY BEES FOREVER

ANGRY BEES TIME #mx5cup

This movie came out in 1994. Now the WH is actually doing it.

Things I learned in the '21 TX freeze: - looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants) - put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed - drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds - keep curtains and blinds closed - use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton may try to wrap the U.S. Constitution around a Klansman’s robe, but the white hood still shows. His legal opinion banning all DEI, anti-racism and anti-misogyny programs in Texas is ambitious and wrong. www.houstonchronicle.com/business/col... #txlege #civilrights

He’s our own Puxsutawney Ted, predicting ice and a possible grid collapse.

BREAKING: The Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota has just donated $10,000 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, an essential org working on the frontlines to protect people from ICE's terror.

What is @turningfortune.com? Why does it exist? How do I have the gall to start an entire website about motorsports, and why did @luke.turningfortune.com agree to do it with me? All of that and more here in our launch announcement:

Evergreen.

CJ you got the 85 bears on your side just let some plays die man

Burkhardt & Brady talking about #Indycar was so bad. Mispronounced Pato's name and bragged about NASCAR legend Jimmy Johnson running a hot lap.

studs up, and no attempt to play the ball, nailed on red

I'm conflicted. Happy for Shaheed as a former Saint, but he did it for Seattle. But he did it for Seattle against the 49ers.

Go back to one of his meetings with Zelensky last year where he perks up about Ukraine suspension of elections while at war. His admin has been pushing us there this whole time.

I keep seeing this over the past decade. There's close to 30% of Americans who are pro-awful whatever you call it. I call them the Turd Third.

Yep. When I first heard this I thought they were gonna spoof Seth Meyers "Back in My Day" spoof. They apparently are.

I guess this puts Texas and other GOP states in their crosshairs

A great day for this screenshot

A Pick 6 AND a THICC 6? What a defensive game