Hi. My wife is looking for virtual assistant work. Please, take a look and pass along. www.instagram.com/p/DUUGpWejf9d/

Tiny Elkins, WV (pop 9K) Makes the Epstein Files ! From the local paper: He said that approximately twice a month, a private jet, a “Learjet 35 or Learjet 32,” would land and refuel at the airport. He said the workers called the plane the “Fantasy Island Flight.”

"All Ages $5.00" - they missed by $1.30 but still, best value per $$

New social network - let the AI Slop Farmers have their safe space www.moltbook.com

Magic and Little Joe doing storm prep by stocking up on treats.

100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.

Man, Jim got me to look my name up and Welp grokipedia.com/page/Public_...

Wait - someone forgot to renew a SSL Certificate? If there was only a way to automate these events. www.macrumors.com/2026/01/07/l...

Me:2pm think i forget something Johnnie: F yea you did old man

Dranesville, Virginia Pop: 11,802 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dranesville,_Virginia Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=126943812 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=21701838 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=152029193

It's ok, City. Not every team can get four points in their last two matches like Wolves.

No Notes.

25 degrees. Snow. “This is fine”

To all former colleagues who have worked in this wonderful world. IYKYK Always Be Closing

I swear Virginia never wants me to get a license plate from them

1975 Houston #Astros Official Program & Scorebook. #Astrodome #Baseball

1971 #Orioles 20 game winners. #Baseball

“Where in the world is Alger Hiss?”

…I think it is entirely possible that Trump re-introduces the $500 or $1,000 bill for this purpose. Maybe even the $10,000 note, the highest ever in circulation (which most recently featured Salmon P. Chase).

Me earlier - do I wake @pradajames.bsky.social up at halftime of the Newcastle match?? Me - No, because Chelsea will cheat to tie or win. Sorry holmes.

Last week a raccoon broke into a state liquor store and got tipsy and passed out in a bathroom. This week they are using the raccoon for their holiday drink suggestions. Hope raccoon gets paid.

Silkworm announce 2026 Northeast / Midwest tour dates with Come, The Gotobeds, more www.brooklynvegan.com/silkworm-ann...

Today's sign

Chelsea. Let's just say Chelsea for @quattrociocchi.bsky.social

Moose Black Bear/Brown Bear Grizzly Bear (at a distance) Fox Coyote

How the Holodeck safety feature gets shut off Damnit, Spot!

Good morning my fellow #Gooners! #UCL #COYG #NorthLondonisRed

This is true Arsenal 'eritage 👍

Singing “are you Tottenham in disguise” to Bayern fucking Munich, what a beautiful day

I just want to see Harry Kane cry. Sorry i am horrible

Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours “Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”

Greg Ginn reforms Black Flag, again. Gift link from my fren rich www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/a...

Hot damn.

The Arsenal match today fell off my google calendar, which I can only assume that it's being cancelled and nobody else knows. Or I need to feed more coins into my SakaMeter

First snow of season. Cat for scale

As a WV Dem, who generally liked Manchin, last night would have been his "Get In There and Make it About Me" meme moment.

thank you @ccshan.woof.group.ap.brid.gy and also I am sorry

Morgantown, West Virginia Pop: 72,458 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgantown,_West_Virginia Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=42813339 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=21245546 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=61271037

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

I like this shot, courtesy of Hope In Alliance's photos