SpongeBob = neurodivergent, asexual, apolitical, sociophillic, queer platonic, mentally ill, spectrum 2 persona, queer, obsessive compulsive, histrionic persona, subjugation schema, pathological sociofunctionality. If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.

1. Shelved by Genre 2. Game Studies Study Buddies 3. Homestuck Made This World 4. Just King Things 5. Ranged Touch Podcast hit me up if you are into early modern dramas or the philosophy of science fiction

Blueskyism is revisionist, I adhere to Dorsey Thought with Cohost characteristics as the proper continuation of Something Awfulism-Twitterism-Mastodonism

homestuck made this world, and this world will remake homestuck. incredible

same thing as an eight-year-old saying "I messaged Toby Fox to tell him if I can be in Deltarune"

perfect cell

Every friend group has that one guy who's way too into the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. If you lack that guy you must become that guy

the most important question here is: did Mayor Adams or his son win the Amber Rose Fuck-A-Fan Contest?

Halo 3 ODST is the only Halo restricted to one spot. New Mombasa is a pivotal location in Halos 2 and 3. But on Halo's far future homogenized Earth, it isn't identifiably Kenyan or African save for a few place names. It exists just for Halo's creation myth and larger story

what idiot called it promising to not call in a loan of honey and not ill never be your bee stuff burden

Barry Lyndon Johnson

D1 basketball coaches are asking their theology department faculty for advice on beating Villanova next year

EUROPEAN NERD: april the fifth be with you

I'll watch Penn & Teller when i should Penn @ Lleter

Tulsi Gabbard: "Everyone has Signal dipshit, it came free with your fucking government-issued device."

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

Hear and abide.

Drake texting a 15-year-old "I dont think I should be alone right now"

starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me

GKIDS has acquired North American rights to Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX -Beginning- The first-ever collaboration between studio khara, the studio behind the EVANGELION Series, and SUNRISE, the home of Mobile Suit Gundam. #GQuuuuuuX IN THEATRES FEBRUARY 28 brnw.ch/21wQ54m

Ash Ketchum, wide receiver, Kanto A&M

this was after - shitting myself at the gorilla - DQ'ing myself by assaulting the ref with a chainsaw - getting told by the GM that i can't keep assaulting people with a chainsaw - assaulting the GM with a chainsaw - exploding myself, the GM, and another bystander with my faulty chainsaw

doug funnie: well, this is awkward... but in my imagination, anything can happen... [DOUG BEGINS DAYDREAMING] imaginary mr. dink: douglas! this is a beautiful utopian world. however, you are to be the new omelas child that makes it possible doug, in his own imagination: aw mannnnnn

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

im sure it doesn't augur anything that we are soft launching the first part of the pilot after the second part. it's fine Listen to Ep. 0: What Is the Meaning of This? by You're On Your Own on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/G5Yu8

Hamlet Encore is a Gundam name.

I'm looking forward to the day when an ex-Weird Twitter now-Bluesky poster drops a "let me tell you about Groverhaus" style thread on here about like. Eric Garland's game theory

Good morning bsky!! (I have here a very real leak of the next upcoming real grade gunpla kit. The 1/144 RG O'Niell Cylinder is 250 meters long and comes on 10,000 runners)

yooo under four million gang

the unemployment situation in South Florida is getting out of hand