Geopolitics is complicated.

my new favorite way of referring to my period is telling ppl that my body is throwing a tantrum bc im not having a baby bc it's entirely true and also it's funny and ppl get so weird if u refer to ur period by name

When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra” Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting

so there's this guy #talesoftheabyss

everything sucks, but at least sometimes tumblr is good

me: [dabs] me: do the kids do that anymore? new person im training: i don't think so, no. me: oh well. [dabs again]

I’m howling.

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal thoughts?

SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.

pink + cat ears 💗

hate my wireless headphones bc they always say "connected" in the sassiest voice like fuck off w ur damn attitude

TALES OF THE TEMPEST REMAKE WHEN YOU FUCKING COWARDS

tales of phantasia, destiny, eternia, destiny 2, rebirth, abyss, hearts, innocence found dead in a ditch

かりんちゃん〜

Overheard conversation between my boyfriend and Marcel last night: BF: No, you can't touch my food with your paw. Marcel: Mew. BF: Why? I think you know why.

You got this! 💞

look i acknowledge that bamco has made a decision but given it's a stupid ass decision—

don't even get me wrong i love berseria but i was playing it on my ps4 (bc i originally played on steam) so im not gonna buy it a 3rd time...

is berseria going to be the new symphonia quick n easy cash grab....

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

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i just want a pizza

alternate history where hamlet is an omega

i think it's an absolute tragedy and it is RUINING the midwest that fucking MAVERICK is coming in here and trying to rebrand our beloved gas stations to THEIR brand like bitch fuck you we LIKED it being called kum & go

Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.

i have a particular hatred for the m@rvel fans at work bc they always leave the section a fucking mess moreso than any other part of the graphic novels. yes dc gets fucked up and image esp too bc of invincible but those fUCKASS m@rvel fans i keep shrinking the space so they can't fuck it up as bad

have a picture of an ex friend w me on my bday in a picture frame and while it would be easy to photoshop out the ex friend it'd be even funnier imo to replace said ex friend w a fictional character so i will be doing that

feeling so icky today bc of the weather changing so i might have to call off work tomorrow ugh

heistuxedomaskidontbelieveit

How could I forget herstory

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

one of my previous seasonal coworkers who's back again for the season: yeah the new girl is like us i think she'll be fine me: oh you mean she's a f— [stops myself] me: i shouldn't say that coworker: she's a freak? yeah. me: I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

hi i read three of the words in your poste and guessed the rest from there because thats how i was taught to read. thsi is your problem now btw

Monday (yuri) Tuesday (yuri) Wednesday (yuri) Thursday (yuri) Friday (yuri) Saturday (yuri) Sunday (yuri)

One of the only posts of mine that ever took off was on this, The salvation army (even if it may help people in a community) at its core is inherently homophobic/transphobic & is actively supporting ice and other horrid groups do not give money to them, support local food kitchens with direct funds

You matter. And that voice that swears you don’t? It’s loud, not honest. It grew out of pain, not truth. It learned your cracks, not your courage. It remembers every stumble and forgets every time you stood back up. That voice may know your wounds, but it will never know your worth 💙

i have a bottle collection that i had to restart bc i lost all my old bottles </3 (incredibly sad. i had a tako flavored ramune bottle.) but man!!! i decided to throw out a bunch of them anyway bc they're not bringing me joy or happy memories. the ramune bottles can stay but the others? bye.

i was working on unpacking so i should get back to that

marill poptart 🌈💫🎶💓🍭

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