If Andrew Cuomo is the right choice for fascist, right-wing billionaires, he’s the wrong choice for NYC. This isn’t complicated.

Lol maga mike theonion.com/mike-johnson...

"Throwing the meat sandwich at point blank range" sounds like what JD Vance does to couches.

President Donald Trump said in an interview that he did not know the person whom he pardoned late last month. 🧵

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?" "Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx. It was a little different last week.

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

Let's get this done, California. Vote YES on Prop 50.

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @deadder.bsky.social )

NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range." POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Matthew Lillard from the "Scream" screening at Hollywood Forever: “Fuck ICE! In this time, in this city, we need to lead with love. Do not forget that shit in this moment. Not to be political, but to be political as shit. Second of all: vote Prop 50. And if you don’t like that, I’m so not sorry!”

UN HUMAN RIGHTS CHIEF: “These attacks and their mounting human cost are unacceptable…. airstrikes by 🇺🇸 on boats in the Caribbean and in the Pacific violate international human rights law…” apnews.com/article/un-u...

Tolerance break day 2

AMERICA as we know it is dead. 54% don’t know, or don’t care. That’s BLEAK.

👀👀👀👀 Also, only 8%? It should be like 30.

January 6 should have sent this country into a tailspin. There should have been backlash and consequences. It was a flare for what was to come. And yet….

Why do people buy pizza with EBT? Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money. It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.

Keystone Kash needed a distraction from the story that he took another private govt jet to watch his girlfriend sing. apnews.com/article/detr...

Obama: "It's like every day is Halloween, except it's all tricks and no treats. And here's the thing -- it's not as if we did not see some of this coming. I mean, I'll admit it's worse than even I expected, but I did warn y'all. And you know what? Donald Trump warned you too."

I’d like to know who the judges here are, because Judge Ellis was clear that she wasn’t managing Bovino’s job, but being a neutral arbiter of the law.

True that!

Operation “decorate the entire house with Christmas lights to ward off the seasonal depression” begins now

two of the people i watched this with tonight had never seen it… gagged! appalled! open the schools! anyway greatest movie of all time, my favorite movie since i was 6, blah blah blah. HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

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WTF. Everyone, cameras out. Get it all on video.

Let them eat shit

I visited Grand Street Senior Housing on the Lower East Side today and tried a little Bomba y Plena…

Looks slippery 🤞🏻

“Two federal judges ruled nearly simultaneously on Friday that President Donald Trump’s administration must continue to fund SNAP, the nation’s biggest food aid program, using contingency funds during the government shutdown.”

As voters in New York City are casting their ballots, I’m reminded of what can be achieved when we fight to make government work for working people—not just billionaires and giant corporations. I’m proud of the campaign @ZohranKMamdani is running.

There’s a part of the director of the FBI’s brain that is occupied with structuring his tweets to bait the algorithm created by the guy who got his boss elected, using screenshots on the first post and then linking to the URL in the replies to evade link suppression. 2025!

this isn’t just a performance, it’s one of the most unforgettable moments in hocus pocus (and in halloween movie history)

The thing about Jake Tapper is Fuck Jake Tapper

Interesting that his point of reference for beneficiaries who supposedly are the ones ripping off SNAP is people with hair weaves. bsky.app/profile/atru...

This is FUCKED.

“They have fun while doing it, which is deeply disturbing. We expect some level of decorum from government officials,” says Phoebe, a member of Harbor Area Peace Patrols. The full story: lataco.com/federal-immi... By Aisha Wallace-Palomares

Sorry Gretchen, a lot of people "don't mind" the LGBTQ+ community. They will hang out with them and befriend them, go to drag shows and gay clubs. But have no problem saying it's against their religion and they don't agree with it. #RHOC

ABOLISH ICE!

No there is not.

Shit like this is why I have trust issues with some senate candidates.

Breaking: WASHINGTON (AP) — Justice Department investigating whether leaders in the Black Lives Matters movement defrauded donors, sources tell AP.

GRETCHEN YOU’RE THE ONE THAT LIKED IT. FUCK OFF #RHOC

FUCK YEA this whole cast giving Gretchen a big middle finger - take that trash right out of here. #RHOC

Gretchen is not only a bigot she’s also a coward #RHOC

FUCK YEA HEATHER, GET HER!! #RHOC