And now begins the very dumbest possible version of The Handmaid's Tale.

The news that young Republican leaders are a pathetic pack of N@zi edgelords is about as surprising as the revelation that orange isn't the president's natural skin color.

When that couple gives you “the look.”

This man’s best friend.

Any questions?

My sister and I were forced to read this crappy biography of Christopher Columbus back in the 80s. So we recorded a podcast episode talking shit about him as our revenge.

Don't cry to me Argentina.

We covered this (and a bunch more about these awful grifters) on the Chainsaw History podcast.

The Vice President makes a very important point. Since money is fungible (interchangeable) that means if you give money for Peter it frees up more for Paul. J.D. just explained how our bailout to Argentina and ongoing aid to Israel subsidize their citizens' UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

I mean this is just embarrassing.

Only dead people can legally appear on U.S. currency so don't threaten me with a good time.

Trump starts a trade war with China. China stops buying our soybeans. American farmers are screwed, so we give them billions in bailouts. Argentina scoops up the soybean sales that would have gone to American farmers, so as a thank you we give them $20 billion. Red Hats: GENIUS!

Speaking of Dave Arneson, it was a huge honor last year to be a small contributor to the only update to the Blackmoor setting in a long time.

Hey nerds: Roll one out for our founding party member, Dave Arneson -- co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons and father of the Blackmoor setting. Game on!

💥Breaking: Italy’s two largest unions call national general strike after Israel’s flotilla attack The Italian unions CGIL and USB announced a nationwide general strike for Friday, October 3, covering all public and private sectors. The move follows Israel’s attack on the Gaza flotilla carrying...

You’ve been struck by You’ve been hit by A smooth criminal

Vaccines are good, actually.

I’m sure he looks adorable waving his little red cape and avoiding his naked wife.

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Better luck next time, #Rapture fans!

It's a Sign of the Times DORK TOWER FRIDAY! New strip up now, over at the Mothership: www.dorktower.com/2025/09/19/s... Reblog/Repost/Repeat, please and thank you!

When the French government suggested this sort of thing Paris was quickly set on fire to remind the powers that be who was really in charge.

Everyone check in with your neighbors.

#TBThursday Me with Larry Elmore at #GenCon 1998.

When it comes to shooting deaths, remember the wise words of the President of the United States.

Nikki is a better cook than I am … but I have my moments.

george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh

Anyone else remember how Trump refused to fly the flag half-mast for President Carter?

We are living in increasingly violent times. Speak and act carefully.

We are living in increasingly violent times. Speak and act carefully.

Oh hell yeah -- been ages since we've had a good Rapture!

When he was a child, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich shared a room with his grandmother, and dozens of jars filled with random #snakes. Learn all about Newt's weird childhood and more on the Chainsaw History podcast! #historypodcast #NewtGingrich

Coming to a podcast feed near you … my sister and I get into the life story and also talk trash about my former college history professor: Newt Gingrich. Make sure you’re subscribed to Chainsaw History!

So who wants to hear me and my sister trash Newt Gingrich for an hour?

Anyone remember when Nixon resigned at just the threat of impeachment?

Looks like #Annabelle strikes again. Her 54-year-old wrangler was found dead in his hotel room.

This is a damning anecdote from Rep Jim McGovern. He tells me that during debate over Trump's big budget bill, House Rs privately admitted to him that it would screw over their own constituents, yet they had to vote for it anyway. Read all of it. He wrecks them: newrepublic.com/article/1999...

If we all donate $15 does that mean he'll go immediately to heaven (or wherever)? And yes, this is from a real fundraising email.

Florida took one look at the current measles outbreak and said, "Hold my beer."

I've heard the cautionary tales, but you know what? I'm willing to give hundreds of millions of dollars a chance.

This video I shot at karaoke in 2009 really gives you a taste of the #DragonCon experience. Who all am I seeing in Atlanta this weekend?

He adored her. She vanished. We discuss the fate of Theodosia Burr, daughter of Aaron Burr, in the latest episode of Chainsaw History. #AaronBurr #History #Hamilton #ChainsawHistory

For those calling the government taking a 10% stake in Intel Socialism, you might want to look up the “merging of corporate and state power.”

With treason accusations flying in the news my sister and I revisited the first famous treason trial in U.S. history--which is a great excuse to discuss the many crimes and ironic death of our third Vice President, Aaron Burr (Sir). Listen to the new episode of Chainsaw History!

"I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." - Clarence Darrow

Holy crap -- #DragonCon is in just over a week! Here is where and when you can find me speaking about nerdy tabletop game stuff.

If Kristi Noem wrote #Superman, Clark would have snapped Krypto’s neck halfway through the movie.

Dedicated to the brave federal agents who survived the vicious attack.

It took days to recover from bruising my ribs, so I decided to celebrate by slipping on mud and smashing my knee into the pavement.

Great. Now we’re gonna end up with radioactive moon cheese.