2 full backs and a centre forward in January I think.

Its hilarious!

@skysportpl.bsky.social You do know there's 2 teams playing tonight?

Henderson in goal tonight. Let's see how long it takes Dixon to big him up as better than Pickford.

Every opportunity he gets that nob Dixon has a pop at Pickford! #cunt

Hilarious how a lot of kopites are complaining over some referee decisions. Oh the irony!

I thought sky was biased towards that shower but TNT are on a different level.

3 mins injury time but played 5 mins! Corruption in plain sight!

Some Boss Tele Reds (United Edition)

Chelsea appreciation post!

I’m sad to hear the news that the wonderful Jane Goodall is no longer in the world. Her work with chimpanzees at Gombe in Tanzania taught us to look at other apes - and ourselves - differently. I was privileged to meet her later in life and tell her what an inspiration she was to me.

He's back!

Oops... shouldn't really have happened but.....🤣

Apparently VAR accepted the ball hit his hand with his hand being in an unnatural position but seeing as it didn't change the direction of the ball the goal could stand. They don't even try and hide the corruption now!!

So it looks like our success on and off the pitch is down to us selling £5+ donuts! Last night the manager got it wrong and overestimated what the fringe players could bring to the side. To criticise our young players is as low as it gets! Dibley and Barry are still learning and need time.

McNeil has been poor from the 1st whistle. Should be on the end of a hook.

It's painful how one footed McNeil is! #COYB

COYB!

Fair play diogo will always be missed

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Between now and Saturday, in the spirit of camaraderie , I’ll be posting content that I feel shows the true spirit of our Red neighbours Today, some of the outstanding musical Red Men

If you didn't see my article on the BBC Sport website on how Everton are open to signing Jack Grealish permanently when his loan ends ✍️🔵 The Toffees believe his price tag could drop considerably. Click here and scroll down for my piece: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

A friend of mine is a drummer: he and his wife have just had triplets. They've named them Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna123.

Oh come on! They're doing their best, what with the wee short legs, nervous disposition and all.

Celebrities at the tv awards slapping themselves on the back again!

Mick Lynch wants a progressive wealth tax with the richest paying the same as everyone else on PAYE, 47%. That would bring in hundred of billions, it is time for the richest to pay what everyone else has been paying their whole lives.

I joined a gym and said to the trainer, I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?" "Try the ATM outside," he said.

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

It appears that Nigel Farage's girlfriend had £885,000 in cash to buy her house in Clacton that definately wasn't for Nigel and definately not bought using his money but her name to dodge £44,000 in Stamp Duty. All very suspicious and should be investigated.

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied: "No." She responded: "How about now?"'

Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet. Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.

Up the Toffees!

This individual decided my book was going to be rubbish back in March. It was published last week! And no, he had not seen the draft.

Don't be surprised if not just Pickford but Mykolenko, Tawkowski, and Garner sign new extensions over the next few months. Think Garner has done tremendously in changing the narrative around his long-term future through performances.

Thought they were gonna bang straight into Z-Cars there. Or as they'd say Thed-Carthz.

NEW: Everton are to open talks with Jordan Pickford over a new contract and want their keeper to end his career at the Merseyside club. It’s understood The Friedkin Group see 31 year old as key in their push for a return to European football. More on BBC Sport

This is a huge story. Don't let him get away with it. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

If that's a foul then we may as well pack in tackling in football!

Let's all laugh at Man U 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh dear! Newcastle clearly haven't read the script supplied by Sly and PGMOL!

@evertonfc.com Any chance of sorting your phone app for android? Asking for a friend! Cheers.

Wirral treasure, Patricia Routledge ladies and gentlemen.

The same ref considered this not be a pen! Corrupt as fuck!