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I would love to give this a shot though, if you are or know an artist in Seattle who might want to sublet a studio space for a bit I'd love to hear from you. I'm good at taking care of plants.

oh yeah, I'll have these for sale at @pigsquad.com pigcon this weekend in portland. I don't know when or if i'll make more because I'm easily distracted, so come grab one if you want one.

TORN FROM THEIR BODY BY A HAIL OF BLASTER FIRE THE ETERNAL MOON SHERIFF HAUNTS THE DRY SEAS SEEKING NEW FLESH articulated resin figure, hand made (sculpted, cast and painted). ~3.75"

Next we’re pumped to be joined by Jonathan Bradley, a PNW minis sculptor! His work features grinning goblins, pewter mini figs, and wicked warbands. If you like minis, classic wargaming, grubby little guys, and painting projects you’ll love his art! @jonbrodsky.bsky.social

PIGCON WORKSHOPS ARE LIVE 📝 Sign up in replies, we have some incredible stuff here ~ 🎮 PICO-8 Workshop, hosted by Dylan and @lexaloffle.bsky.social 🎮 Youth Game Making Workshop in new software Lil' Bitty Things 🎮 1-on-1 Professional Consulting Sessions (paid or showcase/speaker pass required!)

Moved the casting setup out to the yard, largely because I was tired of hearing the compressor run in the basement.

train doodle

I'll tell you what isn't evenly distributed Mr gibson. Fuckin wealth or at least comfort. Give two fucks about the future, that's helping me for shit.

Cozy stivkervolle is a good mispelling

Last day of the Goblin Archer Kickstarter, then I shut the fuck up about goblins for another 8 months or so. Go get em if you want em. Techno viking goblin commands you! Teeny frog pleads with you 🥺 www.kickstarter.com/projects/jon...

Got some early casts out, and doing some test painting. The silver spray is way too thick, but I'm into the rest.

About to get gooped (he's gooped now, but I didn't take a pic)

If everything works out correctly I should have an edition of this dude available at pigcon.pigsquad.com - may 30-31 in portland.

GET BLASTED PUNKS.

Box reveal! This set is available for preorder now: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... @soengery.bsky.social is rad AF for collaborating with us again

Over on masto I've got my people now, so when i put a bunch of effort in a post goes pretty wide. Here it just feels like farting into the wind.

I wonder if the reason I feel like I don't get traction here is because I don't do enough low effort txt posting.

Sculpting is FUN!

I ran this comic past one of my Warhammer buddies and asked "Is $5000 an appropriate number here? Should it be $1000 instead?" and he said no. He said $5000 was the most accurate number.

Ok!! Last week of the kickstarter. I'm sure there is still one person that hasn't yet heard that im selling miniature goblins and frogs and a tshirt. Maybe I can pay rent with art this month!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jon...

Eating soup out of a giant bowl with a very small spoon

It is criminal that no one has hired Andrew yet!!!

Ok!! Last week of the kickstarter. I'm sure there is still one person that hasn't yet heard that im selling miniature goblins and frogs and a tshirt. Maybe I can pay rent with art this month!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jon...

*everyone* really needs a set of miniature pewter goblins hand-modelled by my friend Jon. Get yours here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/jon...

By the way I haven't found out yet how Maud is Moving is selling. The answer to that will also determine whether I get to spend the rest of the year writing a new book, and maybe travelling to research insects and such while writing. So... You can help! www.vivianeschwarz.co.uk/maud-is-movi...

Just another month of mandatory job applying to collect unemployment, then I go completely fucking feral.

I don't know who was recommending flavacol, but I found glazepop which is an adjacent product, so now I'm having the Cinerama experience at home.

#Opportunity! The £10K Future Art Ecosystems R&D Fellowship is a 6-month, low-residency program supporting individual practitioners and ecosystem development in art and advanced technologies. Application deadline: 7 June 2026. www.serpentinegalleries.org/whats-on/fut...

This is gonna be awesome, please come through and say hi to me while I'm vending.

Drew some banners

Goblins vs the Death Worm. The goblin kickstarter is going awesome, there are now just two weeks left to get your pledge in. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jon... Death Worm sculpt is by my buddy www.instagram.com/eelheelstudio

I had no idea dingbats was from 1978 ! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapf_Di... Was trying to find some scans of old raygun magazine to see if there was anything in there that hasn't been 100% stolen. I'm pretty sure the answer is no.

are you the (strangely rare?!?) intersection of: - into 1980s performance art - enjoy goblins - can wear a white t-shirt you may like this shirt I'm making of abramovic & ulay as goblins doing rest energy. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jon...

Ok I'm back, did I miss anything?

If I was in berlin I'd be at this in a second

my kid wants to watch frankie freako again, lol.

OpenAI doesn't want you to see this...

Sculpting little wierdos. Living the dream baby!

Blasting blind guardian and painting goblins at 8am, what's up

ITS LIVE! time to get your goblins. Or a goblin t-shirt! if you don't want goblins, maybe you know someone that wants some cool hand sculpted minis, and you can share this project with them. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jon...

Well that went pretty good.

I'm topical.

ITS LIVE! time to get your goblins. Or a goblin t-shirt! if you don't want goblins, maybe you know someone that wants some cool hand sculpted minis, and you can share this project with them. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jon...

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This looks surprisingly good for a 3d model to 2d pixel art pipeline. It's impressive that they got this much fine detail with such small sprites: gdcvault.com/play/1035701... Via @jendrikillner.bsky.social graphics weekly journal.

The “Aanand style” of eating pizza is thereby a dialectical synthesis of the two

Only some cultures are brave enough to create sphere food. Cone food is a variant on tube food, but requires a slightly different approach.

I love this essay very much!!!!

i have no food left and have to move out of my place in. a month. i am more depressed than ive been in months. please help me if you can. i don’t have anything left.