I hate to say it but uhh this is actually true. If the OS you're using has AI screen reader functionality built in, it renders E2EE obsolete. Rob Braxman has a great video on this: youtu.be/yh1pF1zaauc

Just got back from the *Some* Kings centrist rally. Bill Maher and Piers Morgan were there to lecture us about purity tests and electability. Matt Yglesias showed me a graph of polling data.

That table is not round.

give greta thunberg a gundam

I hope you're at least getting paid for this shit bc if this is organic, you should not be trusted around kitchen knives.

Oh now he's going after @nathantankus.bsky.social huh

I know “every accusation is a confession” gets said a lot but holy shit this is a doozy. The whole conservative media sphere is funded by dark money and being the death drive for a third of the nation is its whole point. Keep buying guns. Don’t get vaxxed. No preventative care. Work until the grave.

Danny DeVito: Did you finish filming that scene where you're a second grade teacher adjusting your reading glasses to look at a calculator? Jennifer Honey: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Danny DeVito: what Jennifer Honey:

Ok but like imagine how crazy today must be for the guy who waited in line to ask him that question.

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

Cuz I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one skibidi toilet

How is this still conventional wisdom for Dem wonks? Where is this magical "middle"? I've never met anybody in this demographic, this demo doesn't reflect in any polls, and they don't show up to vote. If they exist, where are they? Why are you pandering to imaginary people?

This was the Kamala pitch and the Biden pitch and the Hillary pitch. Is it working? Do you think this is convincing for anyone?

When this argument gets recycled right before an election, I think it's annoying and wrong, but I at least get the logic. When this argument is made 3 years before a presidential election, about a hypothetical candidate's hypothetical platform, it is just cynical partisan propaganda.

Subway Takes special guest: Larry David (runtime 1,742 hours)

"Why do you quote jokes instead of reposting?" I want to steal the attention.

Danny DeVito: Did you finish filming that scene where you're a second grade teacher adjusting your reading glasses to look at a calculator? Jennifer Honey: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Danny DeVito: what Jennifer Honey:

This is like "We Didn't Start the Fire" if Billy Joel had a great jawline and a negative IQ.

You should design t shirts for dudes in Magic tournaments

Chat is it bad when CBP recruitment ads look like southern gothic horror montages?

There should be an anti-Pulitzer for journalistic malpractice and the ceremony should be held in the Hague. @npr.org @stphnfwlr.com this shit sucks.

this woman was a great womensa fan but none of her friends wanted to listen to it with her, so she killed herself. share the upcoming episode of womensa with five of your friends or her ghost will take you with her at 3 am

Setting aside the heinous callousness and cruelty of "Turn [country] into a parking lot," it's interesting that foreign policy hawks, even in their most violent fantasies, are framing their threats in terms of vehicular infrastructure.

This is like 9/11 for Cuomosexuals. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kyd...

Totally tangential, but the stereo mixing on this clip is absolutely terrifying. Carville jumpscare.

I mean. Sure. Why not.

I think it's pretty clear, like with most of the things Trump says, that he doesn't ever think of himself as a liar. But rather, I think he truly, legitimately believes that he can will reality by fiat like a god.

K-Hive is 2 elections and 1 social media platform past the point of relevance and they're still going at it like Japanese holdout soldiers from WW2. I honestly can't help but admire the hustle at this point.

[running into the room three days late, my eyes bloodshot and my beard unkempt, brandishing a sheaf of scribbled-on papers] a dodge charger for a charge dodger

The Wire season 6?

If we had a dictatorship of the proletariat I could be at brunch right now

Oh NPR is both-sidesing germ theory now? Germ theory? Viruses and bacteria? Washing your hands? NPR is covering both sides of germ theory? Germ theory? Germs on your hands? In the air? NPR? Germs? Soap amd water? National Public Radio? RFK gets the benefit of the doubt over germ theory? Germs? Bacte

thank you, evil surveillance company named after the evil surveillance device from the lord of the rings

Just got back from the *Some* Kings centrist rally. Bill Maher and Piers Morgan were there to lecture us about purity tests and electability. Matt Yglesias showed me a graph of polling data.

First, Israel cut Gaza’s last internet cable—blacking out 2.3 million people. Then it bombed Iran with no UN approval, no imminent threat. As eyes shift to Iran, Israel will escalate its ethnic cleansing in Gaza—and create more regional instability.

Buffalo.

We have lost all contact with our UNRWA colleagues in Gaza, communications have been cut off. This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive". We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.

Re: the big No Kings protests this weekend, remember that the corporate media, politicians, etc are obviously champing at the bit to be able to force a “good protestors vs bad protestors” narrative to discredit the anti-ICE/anti-genocide movement. Do not let them. Embrace a diversity of tactics.

One of the things mentioned here is that they arrived in unmarked cars and wore casual clothing, so if staff hadn’t had the courage to tell them to go away, how would you know they were federal agents and not random adult men abducting children? This should be the biggest conservative mom panic ever

Let’s be clear: Israel, an occupier, has no authority under international law to board or divert the Madleen. This is a hijacking, plain and simple. A hijacking of a UK-registered ship, with multiple *European* citizens on board. Does the EU or UK government have anything to say? Anything??

Love this type of guy that's just profoundly incurious about public administration, political theory, and basic election security. What political convictions do any of these people hold? What is their plan for the future? Who cares! Just download the app! #ForwardParty

This list is like the Avengers for people who only read airport books called something like "Leading Leadership for Leaders"

go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

Many people are saying Donald Trump looks weak and probably doesn't have the guts to send Elon to CECOT

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?