It’s been said that when you’re angry at someone you should write a scathing letter to that person and then not mail it. And I agree. A singing telegram is way better because then sometimes their neighbors can hear too

@flavorflav.bsky.social and @chuckdpe.bsky.social open the new Public Enemy hit with Ruby Bridges. ♥️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6L...

Teabags aren’t as strong as they used to be. I split it almost every cup I make and I never used to. I haven’t changed the way I make tea so it must be the bags have got thinner. This is intolerable and something must be done to rectify this atrocity to an English staple.

Politicians hate it, but those of us who live in the real world should be endlessly grateful that the civil service is as inflexible as they are. Imagine if these loons had free reign to do everything they want? Thankfully we have a professional core who can sanitise plans.

Before America voted for Trump a second time I’d never realised how racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, and ignorant America was. Now the veneer of decency has peeled away and we’ve seen their true face no matter what happens in the future, everything American will be forever tarnished.

Since 2023, 38 students have graduated from Bantshire University in error. We are conducting a full investigation into how this happened.

I feel like I’m the only person in the world who hasn’t watched Celebrity Traitors.

There's a new Predator movie out so it's as good a time as any to say that, if I was given the opportunity to add an addition to any franchise, I'd have the Predator land in Glasgow in the 80s during an Old Firm fixture.

I think his scientists should experiment on him…

Every morning I wake up hoping to read that he has died (under no suspicious circumstances) knowing that there will be celebrations worldwide. What a terrible time we live in.

Ive been in educ for 37 yrs. I've learned new tech initially makes u more efficient & saves u time, but then u r given new tasks & that extra time disappears & u have even less time. More responsibilities & less time. No wonder there r so many mental health issues. #EduSky #AcademicSky

Just sayin !!!!

So the best part of my lesson on Friday was when the students discovered I had been anonymously putting cat stickers on my colleagues stuff in the office. The students then demanded cat stickers to put on their own things. These are third year university students in their early twenties. ☺️

At work I've taken the position of reporting every single email we get from IT Security as phishing. They must hate me but I smile at my own level of pettiness

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There is not a single reason to outsource your creativity to a computer. Not one. To do so removes the very point of being creative in the first place.

I'm so sick of hearing these whines about higher costs for employers. What they're really moaning about is people - particularly in the public sector - getting long overdue pay rises. As anyone should know, if poorer people have more money they spend it and it's good for the economy. #r4today

Hello everyone. Antifa is not a real organization. Proud Boys are. Oath Keepers are. Patriot Front is. KKK is. Heritage Foundation is. Antifa is not. Thanks for your attention.

Styopka’s wisdom Sweets aren’t harmful if you eat them with a sad face - your body will think it’s a punishment and won’t count the calories #StyopkasWisdom

What a much nicer reason to be known for than spouting vitriol and hate like so many in the media now.

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film: 1) snow 2) bearded men concealing surprises 3) compulsory party games 4) introverts shunning group activities 5) digestive issues 6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms 7) knitwear

A dog whistle so loud even cats could hear it

I think the cat is trying to tell me something.

I had occasion today to dig out papers I wrote as an undergrad English major, to go through notes written by my professors. Some real shit in there but the care and attention I was given, the way my ideas were taken seriously—this is a beautiful thing whose value I dearly hope we're not forgetting.

This is a great read! 😄

Styopka’s wisdom Smart people are always learning. Stupid people already know everything. #StyopkasWisdom

Feeling very sorry for myself at the moment. 😔

The biggest snowflake the sky ever spat out.

My cat gives me a lot of cheek for a freeloader.

I don’t think enough is said about cats doing their fast little walk when they want to get away but don’t want to draw attention to themselves by running. They look so silly doing it and I love it. 🐈

Just so I'm clear: TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft. TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism. Free speech, everyone.

Has Melania joined witness protection?

They Aren’t Ready For This Outcome! Women don’t play when it comes to REVENGE!!!!

Rayner made a mistake yes, but it also perfectly shows that the working class can't get away with anything while the rich keep avoiding tax like the plague. She avoided tax through negligence and pays a high price. Billionaires avoid tax intentionally and carry on as normal.

So the political journalist who appeared to be Boris Johnson’s stenographer through Covid was *actually* his co-conspirator who broke lockdown rules with him & then failed to report on the lies he told to cover it up. I’m shocked I tell you, shocked.

Yes, the voices inside my head are an issue, but honestly the voices *outside* my head aren’t helping much either so

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