the ideal job is sidekick/friend of celebrity podcaster - I just want to sit in a comfy chair with a beard, laugh, and contribute nearly nothing to a conversation

People that liked staring at booty

Had to google “Stochastic terrorism” today.

Is he Resident or Evil? 🤔🤔🤔

My wife and I decided to have a kid much later in life than most of our peers. So what is it like being the "old man dad" while many people my age already have kids in high school? www.patreon.com/posts/139127...

That's like me saying OH YEAH? I'M NOT EVEN GONNA READ WINDS OF WINTER. Ooooooh.

Today is mandatory training day. If you don’t have a desk job, mandatory trainings are online courses you go through where you don’t read any of the text, and then guess all the answers at the end. It’s basically a speed run where you are attempting the world record every time.

I feel like this and the Hangman burning it all down pic are gonna be my two most used photos of 2025.

What a good girl

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score. Love love love this movie. Childhood fav I still love today.

So this is 11. When Olive was 1 she had cancer. She was such a strong puppy they said if there was a dog to go through the surgery it was her. It was mentioned they only expected her to live 1-2 more years and if lucky 3-4. I had just lost my Dad and Katharine just had her back surgery.

MJF reign ended badly due to him and Adam Cole injury The end Stop trying to rewrite as if MJF face wasn't the most over thing in the company at the time

Protest? Absolutely! Take precautions and be safe! But DON'T put your name on a registration list for it. Besides the obvious and VERY REAL safety issue with this administration's witch hunts, there's no need to register to protest. Unless you want emails from Gavin Newsom begging for donations.

aside from the history you can search sure

Immunocompromised people need to go to medical appointments, pharmacies, grocery stores, banks These are essential & can’t be avoided “Stay home” means u think we’re a burden to society & rather not see us in public KN95/N95 masks allow us to access essential spaces safely, they ARE a way of life

Pick me out a winner, Bobby.

One of the coolest cards I’ve pulled the last few years. #cardsky

I really liked Robert Redford.

What do Donald Trump and Amazon's hit show The Boys have in common? Both mock Trump supporters to their faces but they're too dumb to figure it out.

RIP, Robert Redford

[stares in "Let's Go Brandon"]

AEW proudly celebrates #HispanicHeritageMonth!

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

Never forget how quickly they called to go to war against other Americans. They only dropped their calls for "civil war" when they learned the shooter was one of them and we watched as their narrative fell apart in real time. They're *praying* for an excuse to violently take to the streets.

Okay world, you made me learn who Charlie Kirk was. I draw the line there. I’m not learning any more of these far right weirdos.

I think AEW should do a Hogan tribute that's just The Hurt Syndicate saying whatever they want about him for roughly 5 to 10 minutes. - Especially Benjamin Shelton. 🤼

It is #Monday... Be more like Bruce.

Going to collect the MTG cards I used to like. That and the ones that made my Dad throw them out in 1994

They shouldn’t. It is theft from all of us.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tired y’all

They’ll never take me away from me

Indy show!

Brody King shared a post about what is happening in LA right now on Instagram. #AEW 🤼

This is why on the old internet we always said “assume good faith” Now the internet seems to take even this as a personal attack. But it’s still correct from my view

I saw Tom

Fyter Fest was amazing. 4 hours is a long show. Be prepared Portland. You’re going to have a blast.

Boom

I’m so tired 👏👏👏👏👏 I’m so tired 👏👏👏👏👏 I’m so tired 👏👏👏👏👏

Yooooo!

Going to @aewontv.bsky.social Fyter Fest tonight! I’m really excited. My wife most likely will be unable to attend, so I’ll have a ticket available if anyone would like to attend.

Constantinople fell #otd in 1453, marking the end of the Roman Empire. (The Western Empire fell nearly a thousand years earlier in 476 CE, which is generally considered the end of antiquity and the start of the Middle Ages)

Who else is going to Fyter Fest?

they finally invented a hotdog that won’t end me 🥹

Tommy John, Chicago White Sox, 1965 Topps #cardsky

that's all any of them are doing, watching as the government is dismantled by a feeble minded megalomaniac and his nazi driven insecure best friend