Remember. Only a good ballroom can stop a bad guy with a gun.

The #ColoradoRockies def. the NY Mets 4-3 Lorenzen: 7 IP, 7H, 1ER, 0BB, 3K Senzatela: 1.2 IP, 1K Save (2) Troy Johnston w/ a BIG 2 RBI hit Jake McCarthy w/ key RBI double TJ Rumfield w/ a contact RBI ftw Rox move to 11-16 They won their 11th game on June 3rd a year ago

There is simply no such thing as a "good" MLB Umpire:

8th HR for

#ColoradoRockies 7th HR for

Checking in on every single “tough guy” with an American flag on their truck shouting “support the troops” at us for decades… Oh, turns out they are loudly supporting a draft dodger who called captured soldiers “losers” and started a war of choice while kicking 267K veterans of healthcare. Neat.

Me every day this time of year

Where do you rank Charlie Blackmon on the All-Time #ColoradoRockies list? 🤔

#ColoradoRockies def. SD Padres 8-3 Every starter gets a hit, 15 total, 4BB, 6K Hunter Goodman: 3XBH, 6th HR of the year TJ Rumfield: 2RBI Sugano: 5.1IP, 5H, 1BB, 4K. 1 ER J.Hill: 1.1IP, 1BB, 3K, 1ER Senzatela: 2IP, 1H, 1BB Rox are 10-15 10th win in last season came on June 2, making them 10-50

The #ColoradoRockies offense is locked in tonight 5 runs, 10 hits, 3 walks, only 2 strikeouts Padres pitchers have thrown 110 pitches in 4 innings

“Imagine the absurdity of going to full ABS but forcing the home-plate umps to stand there all night behind the catcher, even though computers are calling every pitch. Might as well just give them a comfy deck chair to lounge in until there’s a play at the plate,” -Jayson Stark LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This doesn't explain EVERYTHING But it explains a LOT

"It isn’t the goal of ABS to embarrass anyone. It just happens to be the result." My latest for @milehighsports.bsky.social dives into the current conversation around the new ABS system in #MLB Most especially, why does every broadcast and panel need to remind us that umpires are "good" Are they?

"These umpires are the absolute best in the world. Furthermore, they are the absolute best in the history of the world." But... "What is WAR for an umpire?" What is a "good" umpire?

"It isn’t the goal of ABS to embarrass anyone. It just happens to be the result." My latest for @milehighsports.bsky.social dives into the current conversation around the new ABS system in #MLB Most especially, why does every broadcast and panel need to remind us that umpires are "good" Are they?

My voting strategy is simple: I vote for the farthest left candidate in the primaries. I vote for the farthest left VIABLE candidate in the general.

Correction: Their first NON SERIES WIN... which sounds dumb and I hate it. In my defense I'm at home with a Toddler with a 101 temp and wraparound series' are dumb. K bye.

The #ColoradoRockies def. the Los Angeles Dodgers 9-6 Rox take the series and hand LAD their first series loss of 2026 Offense gets 15(!) hits and Ks only 5 times 3 RBI for Julien, 3 RBI for Moniak, including 6th HR Karro first HR of the yr Game ends on tremendous diving catch from Troy Johnston

My policies are simple: Tax the rich Feed the poor End the Wars Fund the Schools Abolish ICE Establish Community Destroy AI Be Human Abandon Fossil Fuels Protect the Earth Jail the Fascists Free the Immigrants

#ColoradoRockies become the first NLWest team to beat the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2026 with a 4-3 W at Coors Field Feltner recovered nicely from a shaky start and the bullpen was INCREDIBLE Troy Johnston drives in a pair, Karros and Rumfield also tally RBI Rox now 8-13 8th W in 2025 was May 17

Ready for #ColoradoRockies vs. Los Angeles Dodgers

In the last 4+ years I Got fired, then got hired Re-envisioned my career, my passions & my art Sold a house, bought a house, moved to Denver Said goodbye to 3 pet companions (2 Dogs, 1 Cat) Said hello to 2 cattle dog besties Got married, had a baby Became full-time Dad/teacher/buddy I need a nap.

"There's only one majority in this country and that's the working class." —Zohran Mamdani

My headline from 9 years ago today lol

“I didn’t vote for this!” Yes, you did. You very explicitly did. They wrote it all down in Project 2025. So not only did you vote for this you probably screamed at a friend or family member who desperately and earnestly tried to warn you about EXPLICITLY THIS. Sit the next one out maybe?

The #ColoradoRockies might not be as good at baseball as the Los Angeles Dodgers Goodnight, everybody!

#ColoradoRockies getting MAXIMUM Muncy tonight

Exclusive A formal union complaint has been filed with the National Labor Relations Board against FIFA and Kroenke Sports & Entertainment, which accuses them of failing to restrict ICE access to SoFi Stadium ahead of the World Cup. www.nytimes.com/athletic/720...

We should be learning from other countries...

The #ColoradoRockies get their 7th win of the season with a 3-2 W over the Houston Astros. Chase Dollander is game MVP with his best outing in MLB so far: 5.1 IP, 1H, 2BB, 9K, 0R Jaden Hill, Jimmy Herget, and Victor Vodnik all excellent out of the 'pen. Hunter Goodman with his 5th HR of the year

Rockies game broadcasts are a family affair these days. Strike Three from Mile High Sports. milehighsports.com/strike-3-the... @drewcreasman.bsky.social @milehighsports.bsky.social

The #ColoradoRockies get their 7th win of the season with a 3-2 W over the Houston Astros. Chase Dollander is game MVP with his best outing in MLB so far: 5.1 IP, 1H, 2BB, 9K, 0R Jaden Hill, Jimmy Herget, and Victor Vodnik all excellent out of the 'pen. Hunter Goodman with his 5th HR of the year

Who was your favorite baseball player when you were a kid? Who is your favorite baseball player now? Mine:

It's ok to like things because they look fun. A 15 year old calling you 'cringe" won't ruin your day. Have fun!

Simple truths

How are we judging the 2026 #ColoradoRockies ? What are fair parameters to measuring progress for a team that lost 119 games a year ago? My latest for @milehighsports.bsky.social

The ABS system is only solving about 20 percent of the problem

Colorado Rockies riding roller coaster early. Baby steps, right? From Mile High Sports. bleav.com/shows/20th-a... @drewcreasman.bsky.social @milehighsports.bsky.social

The ABS system is only solving about 20 percent of the problem

Miserable people make everything miserable. The best rebellion against misery is to seek out and experience joy. That REALLY pisses em off lol.

The new #ABS challenge system in #MLB has been a huge success early in 2026 Some believe it shows how good the umpires are, some believe it exposes how bad they've been But how many missed calls is the system actually managing to correct?

I’m kinda not huge on Walmart billionaire conservatives buying up all the sports teams in Denver. I’m happy the #ColoradoRockies will have more money but it’s mildly dystopian lol.

Mickey. Money. YAK. #ColoradoRockies

Jordan Beck with one of the best catches you will see this season, taking 3 runs off the board and keeping the #ColoradoRockies lead at 2-0 That was SPECTACULAR

The modern game needs more players like Juan Pierre and his 5.8% K rate cc: @milehighsports.bsky.social @markknudson41.bsky.social #ColoradoRockies History:

Denver Broncos owners give the Colorado Rockies a much needed boost. From Heavy Sports. heavy.com/sports/mlb/c... @drewcreasman.bsky.social

The fact that umpires are whining so much about getting more calls right is one of many reasons the technology is taking over their jobs. They thrives on ignorance and sunshine is the best disinfectant.

Hunter Wendelstedt has been overturned 9 timed tonight, 7 times the initial call went against the #ColoradoRockies Rox burned two challenges on two VERY close call late so had none left Juan Mejia threw a perfect strike to Manny Machado on a 3-2 count in the 9th and Wendelstedt missed it Awful

Mason Miller is an alien

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