The average save percentage in the NHL is .896, the lowest in three decades. A look at what's happening from shooters and to goalies to cause the dip: apnews.com/article/nhl-...

Janey, Cornelius, and Floyd had a play date today and yes it was just as cute as you’re imagining. Just three carefree babies who will live safely in sanctuary for life. ❤️❤️❤️

This may be the stupidest climate denial talking point of all time

Here are my top 10 dog and news reporter interactions!

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

"his single-strongest voter base" - the stupid?

Here's what the 13th looked like for Haotong Li, his reaction after the final putt makes this worth the full watch

This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun

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Just going to leave this here for no apparent reason...

ORBÁN CONCEDED

@kimlanelaw.bsky.social At "National processing progress: 45.71%", Tisza has passed the magic 133 number, at 135!

jd vance negotiating with Iran

@harrylitman.bsky.social This may be why we're hearing it may be "close". Also, Orban is already starting the "election fraud" narrative for when he loses. bsky.app/profile/kiml...

Just FYI, if you aren't following @kimlanelaw.bsky.social, this is the third vote count update, and the projection for Tisza (Magyar) has gone up each time.

Orban has not appeared on tv - he sent his chief of staff looking ashen. In the meantime, challenger Peter Magyar appeared on tv to claim that this is a historic day. There are no exit polls in Hungary but here are projections from a respectable researcher based on pre-election polls.

Where it’s going/how it started. The larval CA Tiger Salamander will start to develop patterning and color in a few weeks time and will eventually emerge looking something like the (toy) version on the left! Quite the glow up. #herps

#Habs have recalled David Reinbacher from Laval..

This will end your night on a good note. Gratitude. 🚀 🌕

the Artemis crew took photography classes so they could take the best photos possible up there 😭

Buffalo, with @CHI and vs MIN (locked in as CEN2 and have nothing to play for anymore) probably will win the Atlantic. Tampa, with vs DET and vs NYR, and the tiebreaker over Montreal, as ATL2. So #Habs, with @NYI and @PHI left, probably going to end up as ATL3.

#Habs young defensemen not exactly having a good night.

Carolina has beaten Utah, so the #Habs slim hope to finish as the top Eastern Conference seed is done.

Wow, what a slash by Fabbro! How many minutes for that?

This is Fan Appreciation Night for the #Habs, right? LOL

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

Reminder: All the amazing high quality video you’re seeing from the Artemis II mission is being transmitted back to Earth using a laser communications system first tested with a video of a cat named Taters youtu.be/GvJtVOmFs5Q?...

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50 GOALS. Zero Empty Netters. 😳 | Cole Caufield’s Historic Season #Habs #NHL youtu.be/cx1frqH2mf0?...

If you’re at the University of Ottawa, please lock down and stay safe!

Me: Why am I always broke? Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.

Fun fact about these player banners that hang outside the SkyDome. (I was talking to the guy at the Authentics Store.) They sell them after the season, but they're a pain in the ass for staff (they're about 3 storeys tall and 300 pounds). To date they've only ever sold one: to Chris Bassitt's dad.

“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”

Players that do not play enough NHL games to remain RFA's will instead be Group 6 UFA's this summer if not signed. Full list and explanation: https://puckpedia.com/group6

"De Maurice, à Boom Boom, à Guy, à Steve, à Pierre, à Stéphane, à Cole. Le flambeau est passé. 50 buts!" 🎙️ "From Maurice, to Boom Boom, to Guy, to Steve, to Pierre, to Stéphane, to Cole. The torch has been passed. 50 goals!" 🚨 Pierre Houde's call of Cole Caufield's 50th goal was UNREAL 🤩 (1/2)

Enter the MOOSE-FOR-TURKEY SWAP. In 1985, The Michigan Moose Lift involved using helicopters to move 59 tranquilized moose from Ontario's Alonquin Park, which were harnessed and dropped in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. In return, Ontario received 150 wild turkeys from Michigan.

Q: In terms of international trade, what is the exchange rate between moose and turkeys? A: Roughly 3-to-1. Let me explain...

If manufacture a car with a defect that kills people, you're responsible. If you manufacture a pharmaceutical that kills people who take it, you're responsible. Why shouldn't the developers of LLMs be held to the same standard of liability as any other industry?

The mass drowning of emperor penguin chicks as sea ice is melted by the climate crisis has led the International Union for Conservation of Nature to declare the species officially in danger of extinction. Reporting by Damian Carrington, environment editor. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...

David Carle: "The hotel told us if we don't get back by 10:45 we don't get to eat so we need to get the hell out of here"

Denver defeats Michigan in double OT. #Habs Michael Hage incoming!

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

Cale Ashcroft scores from the point to tie the game for Denver

Cole Caufield's 50th goal with the French call (via Canadiens)

#Habs now in control of their own destiny for second in the Atlantic. If they win their 3 remaining games (Apr 11 CLB, 12 @NYI, 14 @PHI), in any manner, they would be second. If they win-out AND if Buffalo do NOT win both of their remaining games (13 @CHI, 15 DAL), the Habs would win the Atlantic.

#Habs Hage watch.

With his assist on Caufield's 50th goal, Nick Suzuki became the Canadiens' highest-scoring captain in a season with 97 points. #GoHabsGo

Most penalty minutes in a #Habs game since Oct 17, 2023, vs Minnesota, when there were 84 PIM, 40 for Montreal and 44 for the Wild. Pretty sure that number will fall tonight. @arponbasu.bsky.social