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Miles Bridges? I'd rather Vivek jump off a bridge instead

Logging back on here to say that even if you view Verse as another first round pick, the Browns still needed to get an additional first back from the Rams. And if you’re one of the ppl who views Verse as two first round picks, then you’re either employed by the team or dumb.

@marlins.com call up Tommy White you cowards!!!!

I won’t stand for the narrative that Bismack Biyombo is a dirty player. That anonymous Plumlee brother is definitely a suspect, but I won’t stand idle while they besmirch Bismack.

Maybe I just need to cope but second Colorado Rapids game in a row I’ve strongly felt match fixing occurred in.

Sam Merrill gets overshadowed amongst the score of talented players the kings have had and let go for nothing over the past seasons that are now finding success in the postseason.

Other than Charlie probably the most exciting possible Rockies call up, excited to see 🌟lin Thompson play at coors

#fantasybaseball Kevin Cash: pulls Shane McClanahan on 5.2 IP and 71 pitches, I lose my matchup by one quality start Also Kevin Cash: Sends Drew Rasmussen back for the sixth on 85 pitches. I start in the hole this week.

NBA Draft Lottery messing up Mothers Day. I just let out a huge expletive throughout the house when the number seven pick came up. My wife didn’t even have to ask what happened😂

FUCK YOU MAN GODDAMMIT

No good rookies for us then

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Beyond missing out on Tyson I can’t be mad at the browns draft so far. Tempted to move up for Eli Stowers next, would be draft nirvana if the browns could get him + another olinemen in the top one hundred

Browns will regret missing out on Tyson for the next decade plus if he goes to the commanders or saints here

taco’s

Was so stoked to get this guy on my dynasty team, and in his first appearance he allows a homer and does this. @iamrickgraham.pitcherlist.com @nickpollack.pitcherlist.com

Fresh off a game winner against the lakers on the road in the g-league, warm welcome back to Sacramento DaQuan Jeffries

Wiz kids up 66-35 late in Q2 👀 Jazzmen seem very motivated to lose

Big kings lottery odds game tomorrow night: wizards @ jazz If Utah wins, you can pretty much put the kings having top four lottery odds in pen. Gets Utah to 22 wins. If Washington wins, they are only two wins behind at 17 with one more Brooklyn matchup and two against Chicago.

What did Hattiesburg, MS do to you?

I refuse to conform and be sad when the kings collect rare wins Lottery is rigged anyway, light the damn beam 🟣🔦

Leicester couldn't score in a brothel. I despair.

Well..Sacramento Kings Nation Kings just “Walk in your trap..take over your trap” That was no scrubs the Kings just beat. DeRozan bossed up. Russ triple double. Max maxed out.. We gon have to have a conversation about Precious though ! 💪🏽🏀 Putting my Rolex on this charter. Watch time fly 🛩️

BALL GAME. GO TO HELL, STATE! SOUTHERN MISS TO THE TOP BABYYYYY #SMTTT

Lakers broadcast thinks Nique has been our most impressive player so far tonight, at least one positive sign hidden in this horrid half of kings basketball.

Got to see a sacramento kings record since the last time I had access over here

Bluesky!!!! It’s been far too long and I have missed you. Apparently I could’ve returned back in December that’s my bad. Fuck my home state and fuck X it’s so nice to be back here

Bluesky! I’m back at least momentarily to say fuck Tate Reeves with fire!!!!!!!! I miss you guys alot Mississippi fucking sucks

Bluesky peeps I have missed you immensely If you ever get the chance to live in Mississippi, don’t it’s a hole for shitting in. The people that run MS could be fed feces for every meal until they die and it wouldn’t be a strong enough punishment for their countless crimes against humanity.

Super classy of the dodgers broadcast to make fun of a disabled person. You guys don’t deserve shohei

@rockies.com if Seth Halvorsen has forearm tightness please IL him . Please please please don’t blow his elbow up in a season we will lose 115 games

Rockies tonight: the obvious thing to frustrated by are bases loaded blunders. However, can I direct your attention to one of the dumbest things they consistently do: give Jimmy herget multiple innings. It comes at the expense of Rolison, Chivilli, Mejia etc. And it hurts Jimmy’s trade value.

Not only do I disagree entirely with the premise of what the kings goals are post-De’Aaron fox . Their plan of executing it is completely asinine too. On a macro and a micro level this is moronic management. If their goal is the 8 seed, which it shouldn’t be it should be acquiring new stars

Oh, our fans despise all of our best players?? Let’s trade away our two fan favorites off the bench for peanuts, that’ll teach our idiot fanbase for daring to question us.

Basketball hell forever

Dennis Schröder will agree to sign with the Sacramento Kings, league sources tell The Athletic.

Outstanding news!

Enjoy your pancakes!

🖕🧊

#mlbplayereespect as my rockies battle to get their first series win of the season: Sandy Alcantara. Had the insane opportunity to see him pitch in Atlanta and came away a fan for life. One of my favorite all time players.

Every deity I can think of hates the Rockies. Good grief.

I will leap for joy if we get Elic and Skattebo, two of my favorite players in this class.

Saw Woody Paige post on the other site that the nuggets plan to move Michael Porter jr. this off-season. Kinda like Lavine, this is a player it’s been reported the kings wanted in the past. I believe it was Bagley then MPJ at the top of the kings draft board that year.

That’s game.

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed Skattebo in orange and brown 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 If we leave the draft with Travis Hunter and Cam Skattebo I’ll be elated.

Probably the first time Doug McNugget has shown up in non garbage time. 🟣🔦

Mavericks ownership is so lucky Nico is there to be a scapegoat I don’t believe he was empowered enough to make the move, reeks of ownership overstep. Very lucky those games aren’t chanting sell the team imo.

TD!!! Put a big smile on my face when I saw that news