Really, universe? It had to be Catherine O'Hara? THAT'S the person you had to remove from the planet rn? Bc I can provide a list of much more appropriate suggestions

Even if you didn’t vote for this, if you are an American this has been done in your name and you have a responsibility to do what you can to renounce and stop it. It’s not fair, but it is the duty that has been placed on us.

If I wasn't already convinced I needed to watch heated rivalry, I certainly am after hearing so much about it on #cnnnye

(For when that one gets pulled down)

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

Telling myself that everyone hating on Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah are the heathens who forced so much Bruce Springsteen on us #XPNcountdown

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper is apparently a cover and my entire life is a lie #XPNcountdown

In case no one has made it already, I've got a playlist going on YouTube music! #xpncountdown music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I never in my life expected to hear Willie Nelson cover Coldplay #xpncountdown

I've never understood the term "bleeding heart liberal" being used as an insult. Conservatives are literally like "lol ew you care about other people and want to improve the world? How embarrassing for you"

She's definitely gonna get up to some nonsense when I'm not in the room

This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for Mike Johnson's suffering

I guess we can really let loose on this motherfucker now that the official stance of the white house is that it's actually respectful to talk shit as long as you do it shamelessly and in public

The president of the United States is actively calling for democratic lawmakers and veterans to be either executed or assassinated for reminding members of the military that they are allowed to disobey illegal and unconstitutional orders, and we're just supposed to keep going to work and living life

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Can't wait to binge listen to nothing but bad bunny until the Superbowl so I can sing along at half time and piss off my extended family

What does transgender for everyone even mean

House tour was a bust but worth it to meet this guy

Neil Young shared a new song called "Big Crime” protesting Donald Trump's takeover of Washington, DC

We don't gatekeep giving a shit.

Listen. I get that it's usually important to hear both sides of an argument and consider the perspective of both parties. But when one party's whole thing is "fascism is bad" and the other's is "but I wannnnaaaa" then only one side deserves any consideration

Message to supporters of Trump's pardon of J6ers that assaulted police officers to get into the Capitol and try to assassinate Congress people, who also think the guy that threw a hoagie at an officer in DC should be charged with a felony: My condolences that you're the stupidest person on earth

Have you ever seen a more beautiful blep

I just have to accept that I will never be as comfy cozy as this

We knew it was gonna happen. It was always just a matter of time. And that doesn't make this shit any less satisfying to watch 🍿🍿🍿

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

Bottom of the first fastball to Harper's surgery elbow? Strider's gonna get destroyed by Philly fans tonight jfc #Phillies

This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake. Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone

Republicans: Big government regulations are an infringement on my right to privacy. Corporations deserve the right to sell all my personal data to whoever the fuck they damn well please!!

This is what we mean when we say that RGK Jr and his gaggle of flunkies are pushing soft eugenics. Look at that phrasing: “only very sick kids should die from measles. “ Why the fuck should ANY CHILD die from measles? Why is a sick child worth less than a well one?

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle. If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out. www.politico.com/magazine/sto...

The fact that Trump and rfk have the CDC publicly recommending ANTIBIOTICS to treat a viral disease is actually fucking insane

this administration is affirmative action for guys who killed ants with a magnifying glass as kids

I just think it’s funny that the president thinks making everything more expensive will be no big deal in a nation that exists because its ancestors overthrew their government rather than pay an extra tax on tea

this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

Trump has been president for 100 days—and he’s made a deliberate attempt to flood the system and exhaust the public. It can be hard for most people to keep up. That's by design. As a candidate, Trump said he'd lower prices. As president, here's what he's done 🧵

For fucks sake this is so insulting and any Catholic who doesn't think so is lying about their Catholicism

i don't think it is philosophically possible to say "forgetting your ID card should be a crime and the penalty should be deportation" and not straightforwardly be a fascist

Putting this back out there in light of recent events

"We cannot give everyone a trial" says fascist dictator who desperately wants you to think he is not a fascist dictator but is Very Bad at hiding it

Talking to that shit stain would probably deplete my will to live too

Swear to bog: there's a m-fing tweet for everything:

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

I love this for them Go fasch lose cash!

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

When he said he wanted to Make America Great Again he must have been referring to the Greatness of the Great Depression

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?