By Pete fucking Golding Jesus Christ

Mike Bobo at the beginning of halves has got to be world historical bad

INCREDIBLE work by the camera crew and director to be ready for that!

YALL this good lord

If all the conferences had the Rose Bowl’s level of “fuck you we’re the *Rose Bowl*” we would still have the hyper local idiosyncratic beauty that makes CFB special

Everybody at the end of the faculty meeting when admin asks if there are any questions and someone’s hand goes up

I don’t mean to wreck this very nice and earnest post but I freak my students out every year by saying yall know this means Jesus’ real name is Joshua right? So it’s my lord and savior Messiah Josh, even tho that sounds weird

Lane’s team then Beck’s team then whoever the ghost of Christmas future is feels like Kirby is being haunted by three spirits this playoff

“We talked about it” — baby no we did not I just asked you a question, America was not in the room with yall!

Julian Sayin looks like Young Gru

Need this 4th qtr to take two hours so Ohio St can miss a FG at midnight

The Quint dialogue about the shark’s eyes but it’s @surber.bsky.social talking about Beck

Is there a greater performance based on saying one cuss word in one particular way? I simply do not think there is

my friend read an article about crows bringing a little girl gifts because she fed them, so he started giving them bits of his lunch. this had the effect of teaching the crows that he was weak and that his lunch could be taken by force even in his own yard

Me, bursting into a room full of ppl as terminally online as me: PASTOR SOLOMON IS DOING A THREAD ABOUT SNAKE HANDLING

Ok so wait hang on, what did the substance of the pop tart change into? Did it become the body and blood of college football?

GREETINGS MARY YOU WHO ARE HIGHLY FAVORED THE LORD IS WITH THEE

That man does not look like his name is Bob Chesney

Andrew Tate should fight Anthony Joshua next just to prove Jake Paul wasn’t man enough

Swear to god this is what UGA fans used to sound like after a big game Mark Richt loss

As someone peer review published on this subject, I disagree lol (I don’t actually disagree but this idea is hilarious)

I genuinely love this idea in theory as news programming but it is a testament to Weiss’ editorial instinct that she is going to make all of these complete shit

Bama should go back to the Big 12 tbh

JMU gonna play Oregon at Oregon better than Bama at OU

Look man Mike Bobo doing better than Ben Arbuckle rn

Told a man who played for 1980’s Vanderbilt that this game was gonna be gross and he just laughed and laughed and so I know I am right in some cosmic way I can’t even understand

ESPN GUY: Yeah the Guinness is flowing out here but absolutely not for me! OTHER ESPN GUY: Yeah me neither buddy, gotta keep it clean on these airwaves! Let’s throw it down to Pat on the field. McAfee: ITS WILDER THAN FUCK DOWN HERE GUYS MY EDIBLE JUST HIT AND IM READY TO ROCK BRHAWAHHHOOP

I’m reminded always of the great Wendell Berry line: “Long live gravity.”

Still the absolute best youtu.be/6s8lvnSmISc?...

The only piece of evidence (not convincing but at least valid) for expanding the playoff is Vandy making it bc that would be fun and cool. Personally think we should make the playoff 8 and cut out all this whining about 2 loss teams.

Think it’s hilarious that we’re sitting here worrying over Tulane and JMU having no shot at all while Bama could barely cross midfield against the 3 seed but are legit contenders somehow.

BELTS AND ANGEL TAG. I AM IN THE ETHER.

We beat Bama’s ass, let it be known

Ryan Grubb insisting on establishing the run is…puzzling

Sometimes, you see something and realize “this changes everything; there is no going back from today”

What an elegant and metaphysically robust crock of absolute shit

I was unafraid I was a Pope I was a tender age Melic in the naked, knew a lake and drew the lofts for page Hurdle all the waitings up, but know it wasn't wedded love, why? Four long minutes end, and it was over, it'd all be back And the frost took up the eyes

Hoop Dawgs were doing really great and then forgot that the ball goes in the hoop in the 2nd half. Difficult to remember but essential.

It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time

Some personal news folks: I just signed a contract for my first book! “Speaking the Body of Christ: Eucharist as the Gift of Political Language” is gonna be out from Cambridge University Press (!!!!) in 2026. True lifelong dream come true. Stay tuned for the preorder link and other shameless promos!

Look I get that I have more training here but good god any country ass Christian you show this to is gonna be like no fucking way man what are you talking about

Gilead by Marylinne Robinson slowly but surely changed the way I thought about the relationship God has with the world and what the world is even for.

Seems Mr Stancil finally broke through to the broader public on his messaging

Jesus Christ I am a UGA fan and I feel compelled to say No Kings but Haynes King

How on earth are they letting awake UVA take this long?

Goddamn that Iowa kicker just pured that kick.

The lesson from Mississippi on Tuesday to me is run someone everywhere. No unopposed R wins. I don’t care if it’s Dogcatcher, put someone with a D next to their name on the ballot.

*to the tune of Edelweiss* Bagel bites….bagel bites…made in the air fryer…

These are the sorts of things that (momentarily) have me considering swimming the Tiber

That Lexus commercial with the dude who is doing archery and the lady who is casual skydiving is a hilarious entry into the “poors can’t afford this” ad type.