fuck this noise

Someone is wrong on the internet (AWS is almost certainly fine, *Azure* seems to be having major problems. I'm not going to link to the article I'm rage reading that's like "could this be AWS DNS like it was last week" and "well, downdetector says it so it must be true")

Ghost rats! #halloween

Me, every day of my life.

LET THE GOURDS HEAL YOUR PAIN.

strong recommend this book!

went whale watching today, saw this baby whale

There was a spider in my bed last night and I shudder to think what kind of georg bullshit might have happened if I hadn't seen it

gonna try starting a thread of interesting factoids here as I learn them in case others want to enjoy them too

These all kinda suck?

This seems good

Morning bsky, happy Friday, tell me something you're looking forward to today

I really don't like it here right now (not bluesky, bluesky is fine)

This is the only context in which I argue "guy" is gender neutral

I'm a big fan of party lobster

The new state flags are here! www.universalhub.com/2025/new-sta... #Massachusetts

Reading @adapalmer.bsky.social's "Inventing the Renaissance" and I submit that the umanisti scholars writing public letters to each other about niche Latin feuds were our Poster ancestors

Boston(ish) guess we'll throw lobsters

Cyanobacteria during the Great Oxygenation Event about 2.4 billion years ago, which resulted in the mass extinction of many anaerobic organisms 🧪 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_O...

#lunchposting I grew this tomato!

Repost if tired

we could have had taco trucks on every corner

I am begging people to understand that the "solution" here - increasingly fragile tech stacks - introduces massive resiliency challenges. We should be discussing single points of failure more than we do. And this stuff will get worse unless we start rejecting these ideas.

some spunky young democratic representative should file for impeachment tomorrow, and for the charges, they should just put something like “he sucks bro frfr”

I cannot understate how appalling and helpless it feels as a Jew that this is being done under the guise of fighting antisemitism.

I'm thinking about lifting my self-imposed 15 minute bluesky app limit so I can read more Cory Booker news. Love to see this, tbh.

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

this is what I needed right now

ANYWAY, sorry, here's a bird. Pause and regard the bird. The bird is happy, for the bird has found a peanut. May we all find the small joy of finding a tasty snack today. (photo by me)

Important content I just noticed in @martin.kleppmann.com's Designing Data-Intensive Applications book

Hey everyone! Incredible news! Trans Scouts selling GS cookies this year on my list have sold over 50,000 boxes of GS cookies! If you want girl scout cookies, consider buying from a trans girl scout this year! They'll mail them to you! This is literally my fav thing to do every year :)

Are these all bots or did I finally make a good post?

My mom informed me that she and all her friends are joining bsky. That's it folks, it's over. We had a good run. (jk, love you mom, don't read any of my past posts)

#mysteryhunt time!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I don’t ever want to watch a video please don’t make me watch a video

low rise jeans were good actually

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his lane. Never paid taxes. Flourishing.

Tag yourself, I'm

correct

go play a video game. masturbate. watch football. watch your kids play. Run full speed into a door. Find a wall and bang your head against it for an hour. All of these will hurt you less than watching that nonsense

It's not boycotting, I just don't want to watch it, fuck you I don't have to have a reason

boooooooo

letting Elon buy twitter was a world historic mistake we will all still be paying for decades from now

I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏