god i love writing fiction

Christmas? on the moon?

yesterday I cut my thumb with an onion slicer and now there's a tarty scent to all my blood

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST when troubled, it wraps itself in leaves like clothes, attempts to manipulate wind. it is never successful

congratulations to Dagwood for entering public domain

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST can an island breathe? when penitent, this creature remains half submerged for eons, long enough the moss on its back decays to soil, blooms into plants, grows thick with insects, later birds

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST when it dies it leaves a husk behind as record, as an insect leaves its exoskeleton. when approached, the husk recites a list of foolish demands: cover me in sugar, find my soul, put me in water. if followed, so far as we know, nothing occurs

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST it silos up inside a flower's stem and rests for weeks. as it sleeps, it emits a string of waste that, when viewed under a microscope, appears to be patterned with the Cyrillic alphabet. some researchers cry upon reading its poems

honestly sometimes I feel I was meant to live in Tokyo, so big I could disappear in the crowd and become my neighborhood's most conspicuous gaijin

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST not organic. this machine spreads out in search of treasure, splitting into many smaller parts. they look not for gold but rather clover grass, which is their nutrients. together again much later, it process plant cells into fuel

man controls his own experience , man controls his ride

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST is the Automatic Devil real? I have suspicions. allegedly the size of an amoeba, this beast is known for its incurably flaunting nature, its lack of subtlety, the sounds it makes, which are loud as a neon truck. why though do so few scientists see it? are they few in number?

we are approaching egg nog season

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST its called, quite uncreatively, the "doctor watcher." whenever in its territory medical operations occur, it can be found at nearest window, looking in with black and white check-patterned eyes what part of the procedures attract it? we are still researching. we hope to know

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST what luck! we've found a monster working in taxonomies, the same as we do now. unlike us, of course, he is not listing beasts that don't exist; instead he keeps a record of bad smells, horrible flavors, stinging plants, etc. we hope to communicate via this common interest

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST with its ink-secreting tail, this monster writes the name of new diseases onto leaves. after several days, if the ink has dried without smudge or any decay, it eats its words. thusly, a new pestilence is born

elf

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST he is like a cowboy, but quadrupedal. with four legs he covers much more ground. does this make him nervous? we have yet to understand his mind

TODAYS UNREAL BEAST patiently she raises rabbits in the swamp. she arranges land for them to walk on, pushes weeds into their dens, keeps predators away. once large, she bends their bodies into shapes. they work as complex letters, sending information out to others of her kind

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY discover a new way to laze. surpass the hammock. make it natural-appearing to your home

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY count the ways you've recently lost money. observe the emotion of the act

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY find a tree. is it a pear tree? are fruits the wealth of the trees, or is it branches?

KFC website in 2002 #WebDesignHistory

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY pour steam over an open grave. do you feel anxiety? does it differ if you bend to clean the stone?

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY tell me: what qualities are shared between respiration and anger. feel free to be creative in your response

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY consider your desire for competition, or lack thereof. is it self-effacing?

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY celebrate an unexpected change still halfway done

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY imagine yourself in a techinocolor movie. ponder why the act fills you with doubt

anybody can interact

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY celebrate your favorite basket. try to look at it as with new eyes

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY: approach a stranger, ask for their advice. obey their next request without second thought

Cunty wife guys in mainstream media have ruined us.

I like when ethel cain mentions tenessee street. thank you ethel cain for meniotning tennessee street

a new film from joel and ethan cowen

the substance is scary to me (bloody people)

i thought a saw another raven

funny how secrets travell...... ---- dacid bowie

posters madness (indigestion

javascript is a warm-heart thing

You expect incels to care about a failure to fill pot holes?

weird web october. here it is. let’s get posting j.konger.online/wwo/2025/01/

i love to read these and imagine tia toad from mario with his wonderfully given voice