TODAYS UNREAL BEAST patiently she raises rabbits in the swamp. she arranges land for them to walk on, pushes weeds into their dens, keeps predators away. once large, she bends their bodies into shapes. they work as complex letters, sending information out to others of her kind

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY discover a new way to laze. surpass the hammock. make it natural-appearing to your home

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY count the ways you've recently lost money. observe the emotion of the act

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY find a tree. is it a pear tree? are fruits the wealth of the trees, or is it branches?

KFC website in 2002 #WebDesignHistory

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY pour steam over an open grave. do you feel anxiety? does it differ if you bend to clean the stone?

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY tell me: what qualities are shared between respiration and anger. feel free to be creative in your response

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY consider your desire for competition, or lack thereof. is it self-effacing?

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY celebrate an unexpected change still halfway done

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY imagine yourself in a techinocolor movie. ponder why the act fills you with doubt

anybody can interact

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY celebrate your favorite basket. try to look at it as with new eyes

TODAYS IDEAL ACTIVITY: approach a stranger, ask for their advice. obey their next request without second thought

Cunty wife guys in mainstream media have ruined us.

I like when ethel cain mentions tenessee street. thank you ethel cain for meniotning tennessee street

a new film from joel and ethan cowen

the substance is scary to me (bloody people)

i thought a saw another raven

funny how secrets travell...... ---- dacid bowie

posters madness (indigestion

javascript is a warm-heart thing

You expect incels to care about a failure to fill pot holes?

weird web october. here it is. let’s get posting j.konger.online/wwo/2025/01/

i love to read these and imagine tia toad from mario with his wonderfully given voice

oh hey, my translation of Shigesato Itoi's All Night, from the Meet Me in a Dream collection, is up on the blog that;s so cool

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prepping for weird web October, having fun

If you say “sksksk” your Anglophobia is showing THE END

caves of mud music is just that good. so good. wonderfully good

hiding behind my e-reader, watching the president's train

I’m sick of this happening

Elden Ring is sacrilegious, Les Misérables is sacrilegious Juche dreck, WASP comic books are sacrilegious, fiction is generally sacrilegious, race is sacrilegious. Masscult under Maoism Third Impactism is inherently sacrilegious. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

achilles, heal

He Wants Me Silenced Permanently. I am on the List

showed this to my partner, she said “that’s untrustworthy “

just getting this incredible 9/11 apartment 3G in under the wire

inspired by @eruditorumpress.com’s wonderful yearly blog post, my annual redraw of the most important comic of the 21st century

Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06 I'll start: People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Well then

Where are all my purple lovers

Jesus christ www.journalgazette.net/local/police...

Zeno take the wheel