Shitty photoshop is better and funnier than any AI

I contain multitudes #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

I’m not a bedtime abolitionist but parenting is inherently fascist coded

slapping the hose out of a gen xer’s mouth

honestly not right now, the funk soul brother

think it's cringe to care? WRONG. it's cringe to think you're above caring!!!! willingness to be emotionally vulnerability through earnestness is the most based thing there is.

John M. Burns

For a bunch of heathens, we sure do have a lot of Christmas stuff.

Basically this, and all over my charts.

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

the people who said "the bombing would stop if Gaza released the hostages" are very quiet lately

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: - NIN/QOTSA/DFA1979 - Tomahawk/FantômasMelvins Big Band/Atlas/Mondo Generator - Of Montreal/Janelle Monae - Faith No More/Refused - Cave In

Just scrolling through my favorited albums: - Spiritualized, “Ladies and Gentlemen We are Floating in Space” - Mcclusky, “Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues” - Damned, “Neat Neat Neat” - Deftones, “My Own Summer (Shove It)” - The Kinks, “The Village Green Preservation Society”

Is this platform still aware of the net negatives of AI or have they accepted that resistance is futile?

It’s so fun and enthralling and doesn’t even clock as being a “toy movie.” Deserving of Barbie’s acclaim and more.

@realgdt.bsky.social’s The Hobbit

Lying Flotus

I can no longer view @reuters.com webpage without disabling Adblock so I guess @apnews.com is my centrist-ish news source.

A movie that takes place where you’re from. The Molly Maguires (1970) set in Northeastern PA.

I know RBG was a big disappointment in the end but, huh?

I’ve been on an X-Files rewatch so I’m lovin’ all the XF content this morning.

RANKING THE STAR WARS MOVIES: 1. DUNE 2. DUNE Pt. II

Thanksgiving food is amazing. People just showing their asses in that they can’t cook and eat trash.

The number of people, professional journalists included, that can’t recognize that MTG is just setting herself up to attack to or become the post-MAGA leader is fucking astounding.

Bet your town doesn’t have a Delorean guy

Tracking my X-Files rewatch and Stranger Things S5. Anyone else on Serialized?

I don't have to sell my soul He's already in me I don't need to sell my soul He's already in me

RFK is Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet

Wow, what a crazy poem.

And a partridge in a pear tree

Really sums it all up

I’m always saying this

@homocommunist.bsky.social this seems up your alley

The optics of this White House press conference with Mamdani is very interesting. What did staffers slip into Trump’s meds today?

OCD patron in this Goodwill straightening up the books section. Thank you for your service.

Describe the holiday season in a gif

Starbucks CEO:

WTF is with MAGA women and pornstar names?

Discovered two new faves this week #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Bless my wife for this absolute haul of Simpsons, Superman, and Batman & Robin Adventures comics she brought home from a children’s consignment sale. I’m the child; the child is me.

It’s so embarrassing being alive

Can Gmail release the Epstein Files then?

Post your getaway vehicle

“A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about, whether you like him or didn't like him. Things happen.”

This is how stupid anyone using woke has always sounded, period.

8YO kiddo: George Washington might’ve been a caveman but I don’t think so.

Another brutal and deserving expose of this utter mockery of the American political system.

[dying] Bruce you’re gonna be okay I’ll avenge you dad Don’t worry son be good for Alfred I’m gonna dress up like a Bat, father I … what I’ll fight clowns for you A lot of blood … Am I hallucinating Instead of getting married I will practice defusing exploding mechanical penguins I love you