the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

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our people are still getting lynched to this day and you are here vehemently defending the idea of us identifying ourselves before going outside to combat the very ideologies that birthed said hate crime. ok

Perhaps Jimmy Kimmel should have humanized Hitler like Jimmy Fallon /s

What are we drinking tonight?

Bribes work!

Constitutional crisis is here

Someone could just leave the Epstein Files on the doorstep of The Guardian or Salon or something

Get loud, motherfuckers

Give change a chance #HappyPride #Pride2025

Nearly 14 years later and I am still playing Skyrim

‘AI is in everything! If you use spellcheck, you can’t be mad about ChatGPT!’ Look, you determinedly obtuse cantaloupe, don’t slander spell check, first created in 1961, made for PCs in 1980. NO ONE THINKS A SPELL CHECKER IS GEN AI. What in the ever-loving straw-man tomfoolery.

It’s understandable when you realize they’re envious. Even with all the money, all the privilege, the opportunity, their daddy’s money can’t buy talent. They hate us cause they ain’t us, as the saying goes. So they seek to destroy us.

Help I'm stuck in a casino hotel which is the very opposite of me and I don't have my wife to bother

A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.

Kill the conclave, we've got our next pope

they’re going to try to start conversion therapy to double prong attack children that are autistic and transgender and it’s going to traumatize a new generation of kids in a way we aren’t ready for

Things are going very okayly over here

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

Hakeem Jeffries & Martin O'Malley: Social Security is an EARNED benefit. That's YOUR money! People in the YouTube comments: BUT WHAT ABOUT GAZAAAAA???????? This is why we're in this jam in the first place.

THIS. IS. THE. SHIT. THE. NAZIS. DID. TO. JUSTIFY. HOW. THEY. WANTED. TO. TREAT. THE. JEWS.

This is officially the GAYEST THING EVER and I would like to participate please www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jxuPF7/

It's Jim Crow. And that's why Black folks have been telling you "this isn't who we are!" is a bold faced lie. This is exactly who this country has been to everyone at some point EXCEPT straight white men. The ONLY group to never have to fight for their rights is now "fighting back" against equality.

Here is the situation if I’m understanding it correctly: 1. They are deporting lawful immigrants erroneously to prisons overseas 2. They are claiming no recourse to return these individuals 3. They say they are open to deporting citizens in the same way

This is to the shame of our country

Disappearing people without any due process is fascism — full stop. I’m sick to my stomach and we all should be.

Booker: "This isn't just about Mr. Garcia. This is about every American understanding that this president is making an assault on the due process rights that are afforded to people in our country ... you cannot disappear people off American streets."

I've seen some people saying how "AI"-generated text is now as good as certain published authors, and honestly I think it's really brave for these folks to admit in public how poor their reading comprehension has to be

Don't worry, because if Trump gets his way, they'll be working too /s

Finding a wholesome/funny ALT is like finding a warm hug on a winter's day

Linked in is a truly magical place these days

Fucking liars and thieves.

Whatever gods there be, protect and bless this woman.

Hey that's me!

Kill a white millionaire, get the death penalty. Kill two black protesters, get invited to CPAC to be celebrated.

Oh, yeah? You're so smart? Spell sillowette.

INDIANA VOTER: “Will you demand the resignation of Pete Hegseth?” *Crowd cheers wildly* Rep. Spartz (R) : “No.” *Crowd boos wildly for a full minute*

found a better one

There's no fucking way #2024 wasn't rigged.

Ever read a book or watch a movie that makes you go, "man, i really need to play [specifically similar game of like theme or setting] now"? Interstellar > Elite: Dangerous

Oh but I do love this very much

If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford

Project 2025 calls for using public channels of communication (like Signal) instead of secure government channels, to subvert FOIA requests and conceal damning information from the public. This was no rookie mistake. It's the plan.

i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out

Please enjoy this really dumb #ADHD TikTok I made www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2tAGkkR/