Nick Pope has equal the number of career Champions League goal involvements as Alexander Isak #NUFC

The Man With the Golden Bollocks

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Cuti? Am I the only one just learning this?

Ramsdale would be an improvement in the GK department for #NUFC. Maybe a bit underwhelming but he's better with his feet than any keeper we've got and is a good shot stopper, but a little behind Pope in that area.

I found a website where you can specify a tiny bit of dialogue and it'll find a clip of someone saying exactly that for you. I have no idea what to use it for but…

Ouch. They'd have probably got away with it if they hadn't panicked. It's the panic that makes people go "what's going on here then?" Still the moral lesson here is: don't go to Coldplay gigs.

All this NUFC and Liverpool 4d chess over strikers is just plain annoying. Bid or don't bid, don't piss about.

Floating Points is so good

Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far: A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.

Only 73 days of the transfer window remaining. Time for panic stations according to some...

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Alan Shearer once drove into a box junction at a crossroads when traffic was queuing and blocked me from going across the other way. #NUFC

Nanny state...

Have the Labour Party forgotten who their bad guys are meant to be? They’ve had to borrow scapegoats from the right (trans people, the arts sector, dreadful foreigns). GUYS! The Undeserving Sociopath Rich are RIGHT FUCKING THERE. And the advantage with them is it’s all actually their fault.

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

May the 4th of May be with you

Kevin Schadefraude

Feels like Newcastle can beat anyone at the minute, partly because everyone else seems to have given up for the season. Except Villa, would feel more confident playing any other team today.

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

Alexis Mac Allister marking Dan Burn for a corner. Wembley, 2025 (colorised) #NUFC

We have now entered the 70s UK sitcom era of US politics

Newcastle babies born after 6.30pm today have never experienced their local team win a major trophy in their lifetimes #NUFC

YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

From @newcastleunited.com on twitter. #NUFC

My wedding day The birth of my children The 24/25 League Cup Final Only in that order chronologically #NUFC

Just think... Released by #NUFC at 11 Then: New Hartley Blyth Town Blyth Spartans Asda Darlington Fulham Wigan Brighton Then, finally... Newcastle United Then England. Kids should be made to study Dan Burn in schools. What better amabassador for the Foundation?

Get the fuck in. BDB #NUFC

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In 2.5 weeks, Donald Trump has gone from a +38 net favourability rating among Reform UK voters to -8 All Britons Favourable: 15% (-7 from 16-17 Feb) Unfavourable: 80% (+7) Reform UK voters Favourable: 45% (-21) Unfavourable: 53% (+25) yougov.co.uk/politics/art...

On the face of it winning the Carabao Cup now looks a much longer shot than it should when you've got to the final but shit teams sometimes beat good teams. Even missing Gordon and Hall (and maybe Botman) we're not shit. Not all the time at least.

Wake up, MAGA, I think I got something to say to you

So frustrating from Gordon, feels a little soft but he's raised his hands not sure an appeal would succeed. And surely Schar could see he was offside, only player close to playing him on was behind him

Wonderful weather for a football match 💨💨⚽🥅

Spoil a children's favourite Jamie and his magic fleshlight

Rejected Lisa Stansfield lyrics

“First of all, I’m not the one filing the contract. It’s the people at SpaceX or something,” said Musk, the founder, chief executive, chief engineer and chair of Space. I see what you did there @theguardian.com

Why is nobody talking about this?

Think we've had a massive assist from the assistant there. That said he was perfectly placed to see it.

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Death, taxes and Callum Wilson being injured

Guehi gets his first goal for Newcastle.

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