Mr Sting
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NUFC, Music, Films and other such escapism
Nick Pope has equal the number of career Champions League goal involvements as Alexander Isak
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about 2 months ago
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The Man With the Golden Bollocks
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives
3 months ago
I made an alternative cover for JK Rowling's new book, The Toilet Constable. Coming soon to a bad bookshop near you... Print file can be downloaded from my website:
www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...
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Cuti? Am I the only one just learning this?
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Ramsdale would be an improvement in the GK department for
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. Maybe a bit underwhelming but he's better with his feet than any keeper we've got and is a good shot stopper, but a little behind Pope in that area.
5 months ago
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christhebarker
6 months ago
I found a website where you can specify a tiny bit of dialogue and it'll find a clip of someone saying exactly that for you. I have no idea what to use it for but…
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Rob Manuel
5 months ago
Ouch. They'd have probably got away with it if they hadn't panicked. It's the panic that makes people go "what's going on here then?" Still the moral lesson here is: don't go to Coldplay gigs.
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All this NUFC and Liverpool 4d chess over strikers is just plain annoying. Bid or don't bid, don't piss about.
5 months ago
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Floating Points is so good
6 months ago
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Huxley
6 months ago
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
6 months ago
Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far: A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
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Only 73 days of the transfer window remaining. Time for panic stations according to some...
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD
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Alan Shearer once drove into a box junction at a crossroads when traffic was queuing and blocked me from going across the other way.
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6 months ago
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Nanny state...
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7 months ago
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Joel Morris
7 months ago
Have the Labour Party forgotten who their bad guys are meant to be? They’ve had to borrow scapegoats from the right (trans people, the arts sector, dreadful foreigns). GUYS! The Undeserving Sociopath Rich are RIGHT FUCKING THERE. And the advantage with them is it’s all actually their fault.
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A wet yule
8 months ago
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
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May the 4th of May be with you
8 months ago
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Kevin Schadefraude
8 months ago
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Feels like Newcastle can beat anyone at the minute, partly because everyone else seems to have given up for the season. Except Villa, would feel more confident playing any other team today.
8 months ago
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Randall Munroe
9 months ago
Tariffs
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Memecastle United FC
9 months ago
Alexis Mac Allister marking Dan Burn for a corner. Wembley, 2025 (colorised)
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We have now entered the 70s UK sitcom era of US politics
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Newcastle babies born after 6.30pm today have never experienced their local team win a major trophy in their lifetimes
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Newcastle United
9 months ago
YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
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Kev Lawson
9 months ago
From
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on twitter.
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My wedding day The birth of my children The 24/25 League Cup Final Only in that order chronologically
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9 months ago
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Steve Jackson
9 months ago
Just think... Released by
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at 11 Then: New Hartley Blyth Town Blyth Spartans Asda Darlington Fulham Wigan Brighton Then, finally... Newcastle United Then England. Kids should be made to study Dan Burn in schools. What better amabassador for the Foundation?
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Get the fuck in. BDB
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9 months ago
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youtu.be/w3qPMe_cCJk?...
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The Smiths - Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Smiths
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9 months ago
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🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺16.21m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽
vole.wtf/styscraper/
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Styscraper 🐷🏗️ porcine physics game
Build a tower of junk and rise high above the muck!
https://vole.wtf/styscraper/
10 months ago
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YouGov
10 months ago
In 2.5 weeks, Donald Trump has gone from a +38 net favourability rating among Reform UK voters to -8 All Britons Favourable: 15% (-7 from 16-17 Feb) Unfavourable: 80% (+7) Reform UK voters Favourable: 45% (-21) Unfavourable: 53% (+25)
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On the face of it winning the Carabao Cup now looks a much longer shot than it should when you've got to the final but shit teams sometimes beat good teams. Even missing Gordon and Hall (and maybe Botman) we're not shit. Not all the time at least.
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10 months ago
Wake up, MAGA, I think I got something to say to you
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So frustrating from Gordon, feels a little soft but he's raised his hands not sure an appeal would succeed. And surely Schar could see he was offside, only player close to playing him on was behind him
10 months ago
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Wonderful weather for a football match 💨💨⚽🥅
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Spoil a children's favourite Jamie and his magic fleshlight
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10 months ago
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Rejected Lisa Stansfield lyrics
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“First of all, I’m not the one filing the contract. It’s the people at SpaceX or something,” said Musk, the founder, chief executive, chief engineer and chair of Space. I see what you did there
@theguardian.com
10 months ago
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The Secret Barrister
10 months ago
Why is nobody talking about this?
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Think we've had a massive assist from the assistant there. That said he was perfectly placed to see it.
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OK Comics
11 months ago
We're just twenty followers off 2,000. We'll give away ten of our favourite books of 2024 when we do. Follow, re-post, repeat!
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OK Comics
11 months ago
Follow
@okcomics.bsky.social
, repost, repeat... When we hit 2,000 followers we'll give away our ten favourite graphic novels of 202 to one lucky UK follower.
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Death, taxes and Callum Wilson being injured
about 1 year ago
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christhebarker
about 1 year ago
#sgtpepper2024
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Guehi gets his first goal for Newcastle.
about 1 year ago
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Toon Polls
about 1 year ago
Idea to grow and connect the
#NUFC
community on here. Simply RT this post and then reply underneath. Hopefully this will then become a huge thread of
#NUFC
fans. Go!
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Introduce yourself with four video games:
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about 1 year ago
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Frank
about 1 year ago
Giveaway: If I win this
#NUFC
shirt from
@toonpolls.bsky.social
I will give it away when I reach 5000 followers To enter: ▪️Repost this ▪️Follow me at
@francischip.bsky.social
Good luck to us both.
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Toon Polls
about 1 year ago
GIVEAWAY: I am giving away an
#NUFC
shirt of your choice when I reach 5,000 followers. To enter: ▪️Repost this ▪️Follow me at
@toonpolls.bsky.social
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