Nick Woltemade's 4th Premier League goal moves him above Joshua Zirkzee, Jamie Carragher, Viktor Gyökeres and Matt Targett in the Premier League all-time goalscorers table.

@francischip.bsky.social you've peaked!! There IS no higher level than this!! 😂😂😂 #NUFC

The man, the myth, the greatest fisherman of his generation @francischip.bsky.social has caught another whale. His 'exclusive' about willock being lost in York Maze, is incredible. #NUFC www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Understand Championship strugglers Southampton are quietly humiliated that they are the only team to have conceded a goal to Liverpool flop Alexander Isak A mix up in the defence allowed Isak to roll the ball into the net from 3 yards.

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Germany's match-winner Nick Woltemade refused requests for his shirt from BOTH Trai Hume AND Dan Ballard at full-time in tonight's game between Northern Ireland and Germany

EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.

Nick Woltemade's 3rd Premier League goal moves him above Sammy Ameobi, Phil Jones, Jozy Altidore and Wout Weghorst in the Premier League all-time goalscorers table.

Nick Woltemade's first Champions League goal moves him above Philipp Lahm, Jamie Carragher and Sunderland Football Club in the UEFA Champions League all-time goalscorers table.

BREAKING🚨⚫️⚪️: Harvey Barnes' goal against Union Saint-Gilloise means he and his father, John, are the first father and son to score for the same team in Champions League history.

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Understand Liverpool striker Alexander Isak has questioned why Mohammed Salah can’t be more like Jacob Murphy. Without Jacob Murphy the £150m striker has failed to score a Premier League or Champions League goal in the opening 2 months of the season.

EXCLUSIVE🚨⚫️⚪️: Nick Pope was left shaken after Arsenal defender Riccardo Calafiori attempted to steal a towel that holds significant sentimental value to Pope. Referee Jarred Gillett intervened and returned the towel. Does this possibly explain his late kicking errors?

Nick Woltemade's second Premier League goal moves him above Remy Cabella, Habib Beye and Henri Saivet in the Premier League all-time goalscorers table.

EXCLUSIVE🚨: The 45 Dundee school Children who had their tickets for last nights Newcastle United V Barcelona game cancelled have REJECTED free tickets to this weekends Sunderland v Aston Villa fixture. There was no interest and all 45 tickets were returned to #SAFC

EXCLUSIVE 🎙️: Atletico Madrid Defender Robin Le Normand on his tackle on Alexander Isak “ That was for my friends in Newcastle”

EXCLUSIVE🚨🔴: Understand Gareth Southgate has indicated he is now ready to accept the Manchester United manager's position. He rejected the club 12 months ago but now feels ready to return to management. Southgate's last Premier League managerial role ended in relegation with Middlesbrough.

EXCLUSIVE🚨⚫️⚪️: Newcastle United defender TinoLivramento has confirmed he WILL replicate Tino Asprilla's trademark celebration if he scores a hat-trick in tomorrow night's Champions League fixture Vs Barcelona.

🎙️Lamine Yamal: "When I was young, I remember I had a Newcastle shirt with the number 17, Ayoze Perez. It was a gift from the family, and I wore it a lot because he was at the top back then. And of course, I used to mimic his famous celebration; it was something unique 👉😊👈

Nick Woltemade's first Premier League goal moves him above Danny Simpson, Joe Gomez, and Nick Pope in the Premier League all-time goalscorers table.

Like I said ✅

Alexander Isaks 54th Premier League goal moves him above Gareth Bale, Diego Costa and Gareth Barry in the Premier League all time goalscorers table. #NUFC

Alexander Isaks 53rd Premier League goal moves him above Efan Ekoku , Darius Vassell and Carlton Cole in the Premier League all time goalscorers table. #NUFC

Alexander Isaks 52nd Premier League goal moves him above Andy Johnson , Dirk Kuijt and Dele Alli in the Premier League all time goalscorers table. #NUFC

My latest newsletter is out now, a little bit of hope and realism around our Cup Final prospects mixed into one #NUFC 🔽 www.editkev.football/p/can-newcas...

Alexander Isaks 49th and 50th Premier League goals moves him above Nolberto Solano Ian Rush and Gary McAllister in the Premier League all time goalscorers table. #NUFC

Manchester United paid Newcastle United 20m for Dan Ashworth, let him waste 80m on Lenny Yoro, 40m on Zirkzee and 40 on De Ligt then sacked him at a cost of 4m 159 days later Total cost £184m/£1.15m per day. For a little guy that’s a huge amount of damage 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Maths via:@Francischipp

Only seems like 5600 hours since we signed him 🥹

EXCLUSIVE🚨: 🇸🇪 Newcastle United striker Alexander Isak says he feels disrespected by the continuous links to Arsenal, he went on to say “ Arsenal? At least link me with a club who plays attractive football and wins trophies, and don’t get me started on that weird fan base”

Alexander Isaks 48th Premier League goal moves him above Troy Deeney, Bobby Zamora and Philippe Coutinho in the Premier League all time goalscorers table. #NUFC

Alexander Isaks 47th Premier League goal moves him above Joe Cole, Paul Merson and Jay Rodriguez in the Premier League all time goalscorers table. #NUFC

Alexander Isaks 45th and 46th Premier League goals move him above Alan Smith, Ayoze Perez and Harvey Barnes in the Premier League all time goalscorers table. #NUFC

United fans are reminded that from Mondays game onwards fans will be required to bring their own toilet paper and soap if required for use in the stadium’s public toilets As part of the ownerships streamlining of spending the club will no longer supply these items.

EXCL: Martin Dubravka says it will be an emotional night and hopes to get a good reception when he returns to former club Manchester United on Monday night. Dubravka started 2 games and was a unused substitute 8 times for the club in the 22/23 season.

EXCL🚨: Oliver Glasner will assess Marc Guehi’s frame of mind before selecting him in the squad to face Newcastle United this weekend Guehi was left devastated when his dream move to Newcastle was blocked late in the summer transfer window.

Newcastle United score at least 3 goals tonight ✅

10mins | 0-0 #EVEBRE All 4 sides of the stadium join in to sing Anthony Gordon’s name, A lovely moment 💙🤍 OHHHH ANTHONY GORDON 🎶💫

We are asking fans attending this weekends fixture Vs Brentford to join us in a 1 minute applause in the 10th minute to celebrate academy gratitude and former player Anthony Gordon’s 1st goal for England. 👏🏻💫💙 #OhhAnthonyGordon Please repost to raise awareness

As i said i would, put together an initial starter pack of Newcastle Fans ive came across or interacted with so far on here. As a difference to the "Media" based ones floating about to just find some like minded fans in the community. Share for visibility and reply if you want added ⬇️ #nufc

Happy 27th Bruno G, just incase you’re on here anonymously 🎁🎂

Giveaway: If I win this #NUFC shirt from @toonpolls.bsky.social I will give it away when I reach 5000 followers To enter: ▪️Repost this ▪️Follow me at @francischip.bsky.social Good luck to us both.

With a lot of new sign-ups recently, I've added a new Starter pack of accounts that either have or will migrate from the #NUFC twitter world. Hit me up with a comment below if I've missed anyone obvious or if you wanna be added to this. Nearly 100 spots available 🔽 go.bsky.app/JwCipSw