…..Tell us you’re *not* wearing a matching/coordinating yellow shirt, pls.

Jeremiah was at least FINE. Messy af but fine. The rest of these mugs…. Bring on the Casa Baddies! #LoveIslandUSA

It’s giving “I won’t be before you long…” but also like you might run a lil medical scam from time to time.

Autocracy, is that you?

The Obamas and the Clintons have many flaws, but they were never silent about the risks posed by Trump. White voters need to stop looking for a feel good hero figure and get ready for what is actually in front of them. There is no Magical Negro coming to save America from America

AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

….Anyway, Costco has a 2 lb case of strawberries for under $6.

I can’t believe Bradley Whitford acted down like that in #TheHandmaidsTale this week. I have to watch it again. Because how DARE he.

OH SHIT. #TheHandmaidsTale

They debuted Keith as NewTed with an IN-SHOW VOICEOVER?? #BeyondTheGates

It’s so hot today I almost understand what the menfolk be talking about with our showers.

That Horse Lady finna show her tail tonight, ain’t she?

This is why I respect birthing folks and volunteer as auntie tribute. Cause as for me and my womb? THE ANSWER IS NO.

Coincidentally, I have to stop dating skinny men… they be skipping leg day and I can’t live like that.

Had to tell a man to put me down cause I didn’t feel safe up there. Had to put him down afterwards cause he wouldn’t meet me in the gym lol. Can’t be earthquaking with precious cargo!

What a coincidence, Trump effectively destroys the Consumer Protection Bureau and now I’m back to getting multiple calls a day from a scammers.

my godmother olenna would have spiked his mcdonalds fish filet by now

Aubrey is never gonna recover from this, lol. And he’s DRAGGING it!!!

Let me tell you something daddy... If you vote for Trump... and "Trumplike" things start happening to you... I do not feel bad for you... this is the most expensive that you ABSOLUTELY didn't have to buy

Imagine if Barack was a convicted criminal who had 5 children by 3 different women.

Should have been the DNC chair... created an entire playbook for southern mobilization.

I understand (now) that lifting in socks can be better than shoes. I still think it’s gross but… whatever. Having your BARE TOES all over the equipment??

Can’t have a constitutional crisis if you no longer have a Constitution

Big Ole Freak made me fall in love with Meg.

Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman. by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller

Serena saying women were getting r*ped like she didn’t hold June down while Fred… I just… The irony deficiency that is required is CRAZY. #TheHandmaidsTale

For those in the know, Sydney Jo finally posted the new episode of the Group Chat lol

(Should’ve been marching to their fellow white ladies and gents doors and having hard conversations before 11/5/24 but… yay for something I guess.)

Hailey STAYS inserting herself where she don’t belong! #BeyondTheGates

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I can’t even be mad at Owen about this one me cause Teddy asked for the open marriage but he couldn’t WAIT to get active lol. #GreysAnatomy

the blasian wanted to eliminate corporate price gauging on food and clothing, but y'all voted for Wig because he made you feel better about saying slurs at the grocery store where you can no longer afford eggs. 🫶🏿

Not Jilly From Philly!!!! #AbbottElementary

I was dragging my feet on buying an iPad… it was $269 yesterday. Today it’s $289.

I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.

if i'm costco, i'm telling all those black brands that target doesn't seem to want, to come to death row.

Must be two gmails. Gotta be another gmail.

I love Enron/Bernie Madoff/Financial Con documentaries so much…. Like there truly aren’t enough of them for me.

Boots don’t fit no more, but come summer?

The Con Mum doc on Netflix? VERY stupid. But also very sad and good.

The WHAAAAAT I just screamed when we finally saw a picture of Gemma!!! #Severance

They got Senator Al Franken back in front of the camera. This is my kinda carrying on lol. #TheResidence

If this is real… lol. I’d be scared if I wasn’t so NOT SURPRISED that this incompetent ass administration would allow this to happen.

Baby they got EVERYBODY in The Residence. I am GAGGED. Because Julian McMahon??? BEEN ABOUT HIM, STILL ABOUT HIM since Charmed!

That part.

I just want to personally thank Pete Hegseth for proving my theory that when your entire personality is “minorities are incompetent,” it’s usually because you’re more incompetent than anyone could have imagined.

….Bradley Cooper, what are you doing here?!?! #TheRighteousGemstones