Wife insisting on not salting the windows tonight because I kept bragging about how strong my melee attack is these days 😣

Power, Conquered commish

she always was kind of an- eh. you can figure out the rest of the joke ; ) Com for Anon!

the look 🌸

he won :)

I've been doodling my cat every day Enjoy 💖

another adventurer falling prey to a slime..🙄 SStar reward

What's the situation on the ground? There's some bugs. Dirt. Pretty much what you'd expect.

Gluttony.

First guy to say theres more than one way to skin a cat: "theres more than one way to skin a cat" Other guy: "wow what a normal statement holy shit"

My baby's first word was "abracadabra" and then it vanished into thin air. I miss my child and the ensuing investigation was a bit of a hassle but god damn what a trick.

Day one: we are reinventing the news Day 10: I need alcohol to be on television

saw a cool painting of a schnauzer at the thrift store the other day and immediately wanted a character

the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday

cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem

Genuinely just happy to be there man living in the moment on that healthy shit moisturized fitted up. Good dental as well

You guys are focusing so much on the landmines that you’re not able to appreciate the grass and the flowers

Yeah I like "Dubai" chocolate - Dubai it at the store to eat it!

One of my old man takes is the birth of the internet and forums and message boards is why they can't just make a cool Blade movie anymore because nerds ruin comic book movies by getting angry about lore or whatever and it's like HE'S SLICING AND DICING VAMPIRES SHUT THE FUCK UP GO RUIN STAR WARS

Appearances can be deceiving for example I look like an old dork but I'm actually quite cool

The obscenity

I don't like the death squads

bouncing on that “thing”

hate it when the trump administration’s killing civilians abroad agenda is temporarily overshadowed by its shooting civilians domestically programs

Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.

bought a fake plant to replace my fake Christmas tree in an attempt to continue to deprive my brain of oxygen

Grimmed Blake

Comm of my fox boy Leeri hypnotized! #Commission #OC #Hypnosis #FurryArt

u3u it ain't much, but its honest work

Not to post about politics on main too much but I just wanted to say I love the God Emperor of Mankind and The Inquisition has no reason to look into me at all. Keep up the great work Imperium.

how it's going mentally

Nord Jimmy Fallon: the bones of winter shake so furiously in Winterhold that I witnessed a Stockbroker wearing an Amulet of Mara to spoon with Jarl Zohran Mamdani

A while back, I chatted with @pizzabagel.bsky.social, and got inspired to doodle some Daisy, after his amazing Jester sketches (plus our art trade), over just how thoroughly babied and belittled the poor [former] Princess is now. You can guess who's who in the sketch as well~ #34Qucker #ABDLArt

Guess everything is a joke to you huh, joke account on jokes dot com, the website for jokers and fans of jokes

My attempt at a Nyazsche comic

Daphne Davis, the BDSM-Obsessed Green Lantern!

Wonder bunny and Marvel bunny

when me and my friend both swallow red and blue paint and have a face-to-face spitting contest

Dark World Shenanigans

My Dad is Dracula (and a Medieval Scholar) 🏰

I don't even remember the context for this 😭 #vtuberclips Gift edit from @alwaysein.bsky.social

cloudmancer 💨💦

Number 620: “Human Pokeball” ultra slim apartments

Number 619: new Taco Ball sauce packets that change their quippy comments like “you got me” to racist missives about the Dutch