When a university makes no secret that it hates its own professors

Send him back to whatever corrupt, lawless, God-forsaken banana republic he comes from!

Samuel Johnson, reduced to hawking shoe polish in 1826.

Surely not, for someone so universally beloved, with such powerful charisma and such an amazing legislative record!

JUST AS WELL NJT'S COLLAPSE IS KEEPING ME HOME: I JUST DISCOVERED THERE'S NO HEAT IN MY OFFICE BUILDING.

The whole NEC rail line is "suspended indefinitely"! Yay!

Well, good morning to you too.

[Macbeth, watching on TV from Dunsinane] oh shit

"Whom shall I say is calling?" and "Give it to whomever wants it" are vastly worse than "a man who I know" or "You can give to whoever you please."

NO WAY THIS ARTICLE CAN GO WRONG

Problems with NJ Transit? I refuse to believe it!

“Well, my work here is done….”

Yeah! We all know the REAL Helen of Troy looked like Margot Robbie!

From The Diary; or, Woodfall's Register, 21 June 1792.

Most of us in academia have seen generative AI only in its “plagiarism machine” incarnation, and that’s been catastrophic. But this is the kind of thing that’s going to change our jobs for the better, particularly when applied at large scale.

Werner Herzog

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

That’s frickin’ COLD. On a faculty employment-satisfaction survey, on a question about two things you like about your job selected from a list of dozens, you can select “THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT MY JOB I FIND EVEN REMOTELY TOLERABLE.”

This is why all the recommendation letters I write for my female students include the phrases “hell of a rack” and “gams that won’t quit, hubba-hubba.” It’s in THEIR best interest, you understand.

Survived my dental cleaning, and now I don’t have to brush for another six months!

What a coincidence! Neither are the majority of college teachers!

He’s 100% ripping down the building, isn’t he.

Can't believe I'm the first to discover that journalistic style guides go back to the seventeenth century, before there were magazines and newspapers!

I’m loving the attitude in the marginalia to this copy of Griffith’s Morality of Shakespeare’s Drama Illustrated (1775).

Can’t believe I was passed over for a Grammy AGAIN

User: what’s the meaning of life ChatGPT before ads: generations of philosophers, artists, and scientists have pondered this question for millennia User: what’s the meaning of life ChatGPT with ads: In The Republic, Plato identifies it as Doritos Twisted Quesos

The château is named for the patriarch, Jean I. Bégude, who was born in Louveciennes close to Orléans. Go, Jean I. Bégude!

These reviews must be costing George Soros a FORTUNE.

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AW HELL NAH

… or you can take what’s behind door number three!

Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group being diverted to South Africa, Seal Team Six on high alert.

“America’s future rests in a thousand dreams inside your hearts. It rests in the message of hope in songs of a man so many young Americans admire—New Jersey’s own, Bruce Springsteen.” — paid anti-American communist radical left agitator Ronald Reagan

Why, yes, that IS an open classroom window looking out onto a snowy 18F day. Gonna need to build a fire in here.

Nothin' gets past that guy, I tells ya.

Since Emilia Bassano was busy writing the works attributed to the Stratford man, Salve Deus Rex Judaeorum must be the work of Edward DeVere, 17th Earl of Oxford.

Not bad, not bad at all.

Nunca pensé que los leopardos se comerían MI cara

He was clearly trying to run the agent over with his car.

OMG OMG OMG Why am I only discovering this at 9:51 pm?!?!?! A whole day wasted!

It says “Buy It Now” and it would be rude not to.

"The country, on which I look from a window at Streatham, is now covered with a deep snow" -- Johnson to Boswell, exactly a quarter-millennium and 15 days ago

We the police force of the United States, in order to form a successful prosecution, establish street justice, ensure police brutality, provide for the coerced confession, promote the arbitrary detention, and bless the liberation of our security …

GenZ can't believe it but there was a time when all the movies were different from each other.

Happy birthday, Rabbie Burns!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Yeah, that's what I'll do! From here on out, I'm assigning all my professional obligations to Facebook!