I will vote for whoever promises to spend the first month in office as president scraping the gold bullshit off of the White House walls. There could be a whole White House restoration show on HGTV made out of it. Let’s do this.

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

Today would be a great day for the whole rickety funhouse of nonsense, graft, ego, spray-tans, fillers and dollar-store villainy to finally collapse under the weight of its own horseshit. Then maybe we can go to brunch this weekend.

Anything interesting happening in the news this week?

Super irrelevant, probably — but why do rich and powerful evil people write such terribly worded, punctuated and formatted emails?

Not claiming to be a master negotiator, but if you just flattened your opposition, maybe don’t reopen the government after six weeks of misery with absolutely nothing to show for it. That’s um, actually the opposite of a power move, mmkay?

“If I cared about being elected my first priority would definitely be building a huge ballroom for myself while I publicly starved people. It’s just smart politics.” -WaPo Editorial Board

I don’t think I will stop thinking about the movie Weapons for a very long time. Wow. Deliciously masterful storytelling.

Love and strength to all the St. Louis parents who have to hear the same trick or treat Halloween jokes over and over and over and over again tomorrow. ✊

We almost literally have the government from Idiocracy with the moral compass of Goodfellas who could practically back a semi truck trailer up to the treasury and start loading money into it while pissing on the constitution and the media would be like “steal it harder, daddy!”

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

It was horrible enough during term one to just imagine all of the damage Trump was doing but it’s pretty next-level to see the White House being overtaken and assimilated by the Liberace inspired Borg.

Best rainy day I’ve seen in St. Louis in years.

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

Being scared of consequences should come back in style some day.

I do love my neighborhood, though.

Vance is the worst of the worst Edge Lords so of course he thinks this is nothing.

Fascism fatigue. I'm coining it right now. I also have it.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

1000%

Once again, we should've never backed off the weirdness train. And a good way to keep winning is to make all of these fascists feel weird by confronting them with weirdness that shows how weird they are. Portland gets this. Everyone else needs to catch up.

I think it’s long overdue that we become peacefully ungovernable until the madness ends. Do absolutely nothing that benefits this regime until it falls. Because it will.

I was only out of the country for like 6 days but it really seems like things have grown exponentially worse here in less than a week, which is impressive because they were already pretty shitty.

It seems like trying to start a dictatorship but not paying anyone is probably not gonna work out in the long run but what do I know.

My feed is basically a jarring mix of fascist assholes beating protestors, landscape photography, and baseball and football updates

Went to get double vaxxed for Influenza and COVID-19 and the pharmacist asked what preexisting conditions I had. “Hatred of people with brain worms making our health decisions.” She smiled and checked immunocompromised.

I can be a pretty award winning pessimist but I’m actually surprised how much I underestimated how shitty things would be less than a year into this administration.

📌I am going to put this nicely: Democrats continuing to foist Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries on us as "leaders" during these terrifying times that demand strength, bravery, and resolve is really, really fucking insulting.

I’m sure it’s fine that we’re all trapped in one old guy’s dying mind

Even the soccer moms and dads are talking about more than snacks and vacations these days so we might almost be at a turning point.

“No one man can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices.” - Edward R. Murrow

One day we will find out just how much cocaine and amphetamine use fueled this White House and it will somehow, despite all the insanity to this point, still be shocking.

How is any of this timeline real?

And just like that, everyone’s talking about Tylenol instead of how the president and his friends really like young ladies.

These people might just be the stupidest mother fathers ever created, which is quite an accomplishment for whatever nazi bog demon’s ass they emerged from.

I guess the big Acetaminophen lobby didn’t stuff enough cash into those inauguration gift envelopes.

People who think they have to worry about future elections don’t act the way these people are acting.

So this was the view from my front porch in northern Michigan last night, which was a nice reminder that everything here is pretty small and temporary.

I’m worried it can still get stupider

For a while there it looked like we were all gonna live happily ever after, eating out of food trucks

If you are that scared of Jimmy Kimmel then you know your shit is built on a house of cards that should collapse under ANY organized dissent. Fuck. Jimmy Kimmel. Basically the comedy equivalent of lightly toasted bread with a spritz of margarine spray! Got them all shitting their shit.

They have everything they could possibly want and yet they’re still the whiniest, unhappiest people ever.

One of the things I've hated since 2016 is having every aspect of daily life dominated by the most reprehensible people currently on this planet. Endlessly having to deal with relentless bullshit has absolutely taken a toll on everyone I know, on all "sides" of the political spectrum.

The time to lower the temperature was ten years ago.

Everything is just so goddamned upside down right now.

Maybe we should keep trying to put crazy, sexually depraved, antique white men in charge of everything because they must be the best humanity has to offer.