you cannot convince me that sleep token band isn't ai music what on earth is that how did anyone write that dear lord almighty

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs

NO FUCKING WAY I'VE BEEN HOPING FOR THIS FOR YEARS

Last night was an important one. I'm gonna remember it for a long time

I think youtube is bullying me rn [I am 29 and single and this has been on my front page for like 3 days]

Thinking about FFX Columbo

I don't think I'm using this app right

brain dying lit on fire lately really wanna write/record some words about it Anyone need vocals on anything or wanna make an album or ep or something?

guy with a phd in vaping: lemme get the ratmeat ruben and uh. what's the soup? gruff cyberpunk barkeep: kratom dr. vape: what? gruff barkeep: our soup of the day is kratom dr. vape: how's that a s- well ok i'll bite; what's in it? gruff barkeep: tap water. and kratom dr. vape: ...i'll take 2 gallons

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

One time an old friend saw my dick and said it looked like the doctor "only half circumzised" me and nobody else who's seen it since has said anything like that and I frequently wonder if he just has a really fucked up weiner on him and didn't know it

John Lennon moment

Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.

Hayley, Melody Jane, and @lbplastiques.bsky.social of @thotcrime.net www.punknews.org/article/8349...

Filmed a drum cam the other night. Forgot my phone had better quality settings for videos so next time will look better but I like how this turned out. Also didnt realize for three songs that my main crash and my ride were swapped and that's really funny to watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-w...

Some of the best in MI right now youtu.be/2gjKyz_YxPE?...

New hitbox recorded and sent off to be finished, Abuse Repression getting ready for some secret new stuff, put out a silly little cover on my solo bandcamp All I need now is to be hit up for another Known Demise release and this'll be my craziest music year potentially ever

These were my favorite books growing up but I never watched the movie they did WHAT

I think Crash Bandicoot 2 might actually be the pinnacle of video games

"So there's this black metal band called Emperor and their bassist left to dress up like a goblin, then the goblin man plays his keyboards and people started listening to him and said 'I wanna be the goblin man', and don't get me started on the skull codpiece"

This is maybe the most Dudes Rock video I've ever seen youtu.be/JfZxOuc9Qwk?...

Extremely stylized drawing of Donkey Kong showing a little boy "wondrous places", from a promotional story book included with Nintendo's 1999 corporate annual report.

I held Johnny Whitney up like a trophy while he sang and I'm being totally normal about it [I have fallen in love]

I keep learning more people I follow or know are here rn lmfao

i feel bad that lois had to see this

Any cool shit going on in Chicago late tomorrow night? Lookin for something to get into after Blood Brothers. Something greasy something weird

if i had a fursona i think i’d want it to be whatever klonoa is

Very extremely Need a Tripod and Perhaps a GoPro for to get drum cams at shows we went too crazy tonight to have no footage lmao

one of my favorite snake & otacon comics i've done

Been out a little over two weeks now what're y'all favorite tracks? How's it rank on your year end? Who the fuck gonna chart it on clone hero?

Little dude still aint got a name but he comes out and says hi when I get home from work every morning and I love him so much

The battle here between facebook vibes and twitter vibes is wild to watch. Both sides trying their hardest to dominate in a new space. It's like introducing two ant colonies to the same jar.

Accidentally acquired a new cat last night. One of the neighborhood strays just walked right in my backdoor while I had it open and is chill as fuck. Even gets along with the other cat I have. Seems to have been to the vet recently as he just got fixed and his ear clipped. Cool day

someone drew this of woolie and me and i dont know ill ever recover

Okay I've finally seen the light of bsky I opened the comments and it wasn't all unrelated space videos/memes or people repeating the caption slightly altered at the top

Mike Tyson missed the perfect opportunity to pull out a gun and shoot Jake Paul point blank

Skin Beetles is back Here's some old recordings Quinn remixed. New stuff soon [Second time posting this bc I forgot to warn y'all the cover art is pretty gruesome. Tw gore] skinbeetles.bandcamp.com/album/posthu...

WE GOT NEW THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC

thecheeseburgerpicnic.bandcamp.com/album/nausea fuck it we ball new THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC is out

Hey guess what Global & Offensive on tape for the first time Preorder Friday Check Warm Walk Records on insta and twitter for more info

Y'all what the fuck S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 comes out tomorrow I'm vibrating

one of the new ds//fp logos illustrated by 916

only 4 days til S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 I'm frothing I'm foaming I'm lightheaded

This is so fucking cool dude I cannot believe there exists Hitbox x Cheem fanart By @deathexecuted on twitter

anyone else watching Uwe Boll Vs. Lowtax tonight?

Very excited for a couple months from now when people are used to this site and 2/3 of posts I see arent olympic level competing to see who can say "this place is nicer than twitter" in the corniest possible way

Guy who thinks queerbaiting is two bros jerkin eachother

Guy who skips the word fags when he's singing this

Realizing there are no videos of me playing live on this acc yet so here's just a few recent ones I like a lot

just remembered these pictures of me as a kid where I looked like a goblin and spent 15min scrolling thru my mom's entire facebook profile to find em