Pooping rn

Do weird shit

Keep making art!

New Jane Remover has my jaw on the floor

I think I might be on fire

Joining slipknot as the new guy who hits a trash can with a bat

A furry wrote some of the best rock albums of the past decade and we just gotta accept that

Imma do a lot of art and I’m not gonna be good at any of it and that’s ok

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

Look at this bozo acting like he doesn’t suck eggs

Lower me into the grave to the sound the dune worm makes

Too many people saying “Chappell Roan wrote a country song” are leaving out the very important detail “Chappell Roan wrote a country song about lesbian tops”

This next one is for the goth girls in the crowd!! *haunted house sound effects blare from speaker*

Damn girl, you do poops with that butt?

Had to spank my eldest son in front of his siblings at the monopoly table tonight smh 🤦‍♂️

Can’t believe they made all those World War II books into real life

As someone who is very into 90s and onward emo/punk music what books should I read? Currently reading Dan Ozzi’s Sellout and really enjoying it.

Does Chris Fleming do coke or is he just weird like that?

Working up the courage (and technical skill) to play shows with just me and my guitar.

Oh to be twelve years old at a sleepover sending drawings of wieners in the pictochat

Cooking up the worst beats ever heard by man 🔥🔥🔥

The most important feature in Monster Hunter is customizing the little call outs your character does when they stun or mount a monster.

Premium gizmo moment

“Hog” is probably top ten worst words

Get a little goofy on the beat

Shitting on the clock is the bravest thing you can do at work

Not that anybody cares what I think but it’s still and will forever be FUCK Jesse Lacey. Dude can gargle my balls.

Gizmo gang gizmo gang

They want me to work at work I’m gonna scream

We should bring back saying “what’s the scoop?”

I think meme culture appeals to the far right because copy pasting other people’s jokes is the only way they can come close to being funny or thoughtful

Do people on dating apps even want to talk? Messaged this girl all of my theories on Elden Ring lore and she unmatched?

This account is now linked to flashes so expect more selfies and cat pics.

The only pictures I have from my trip to Savannah. I guess I should take more pictures of things. #flashes

If I was famous I’d call Beyoncé mid at the Grammys and immediately get my head blown off by three different snipers

Jazz drummers base their whole personality on holding their sticks like a fucking nerd

Two absolutely STUNNING bitches right here

*kick piece of crashed airplane* Should be up in the air…

The fantastic four: Einstein, Beyoncé, The Muppets, and Japan

One thing about me? I love reissues of old obscure music. Preserving art is so fucking rad.

Why is it that when people talk about the Beastie Boys they talk about Licensed to Ill and not the three way better albums that came after it?

If I get the bird flue and die please transport my body to the white house steps via self driving Tesla

Funky balls *a sick sax riff plays loudly from in my pants*

I’m gonna beat the crap out of you: confusing, unclear, weak I’m gonna beat you till you crap: clear, concise, threatening

The last thing my old band ever put out sadly feels even more relevant to me now than when I wrote it. “I dont feel safe, I feel fearful, it feels like there’s nothing I can do. When they come to take my neighbors I’m screaming as they try and twist the truth” music.apple.com/us/album/unl...

Let’s fucking gooooooooo

I love catching shit for simply asking for help with something I’ve never done before at work 🙃

I would rather have bad people take advantage of my kindness than not be kind to those who need it

I got a haircut, I am adorable, that is all.

Social anxiety sucks. I have to piss so bad but I CANNOT ask this barber if I can use their restroom.