Denver September 2025

everyone gangsta til the autism speaks blickie gets pulled

I will take Miller up on his deal upon some slight modifications. 1) Instead of my apartment, it's a hotel suite in the same area. I live in a studio apt. 2) I get to pick the CECOT detainee at random, not Steve and his pals.

Me pretending I've never heard of Neutral Milk Hotel to sleep with a 36 year old: oh wow these lyrics are so heartfelt, is this album about anyone in specific?

Anyone who didn’t deactivate in 2024 deserves their content stolen by Grok

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Adam and the Ents

Trump cucked Stefanik so hard I can't not respect it.

I'd find Mitt's plea about taxation far more agreeable if it wasn't preceded by a call to means-test social security for my generation and those younger.

Guess I'll post this again

RFK Jr. should be the ramp that all thinking American take to get off the collective Kennedy jimmy.

I think it's funny that RFK Jr's family is butthurt that they're going to have to share billing with Donny from Queens.

Faenza, June 2024

I was against AI until I saw this video

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

passing a $300,000+ bentley on my sub-$1000 ebike feels better than sex. slow fucks lmao

Two of NYC's greatest emcees together in one room

For all my fellow Jewish people.

choosing to believe this goober means Obama.

Weird to go to bed reading about the Brown shooting. Waking up to news about the Bondi Beach shooting and to be heading to bed reading that Rob Reiner and his wife were apparently stabbed to death. I hope everyone affected finds some kind of peace. JFC

You know who didn't die of COVID-19? Jeffery Epstein. #StayWoke

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

South Shore interurban in Michigan City, IN. circa early 1970s #art

Mark Cuban? Meh. One of my Cuban anoles? 👍👍👍

we likely won't release this episode until closer to christmas. but if you want to know what gift you got before it's even under the tree: known wicked for good defender @sarahz.bsky.social was our guest for this one.

I blocked Mark Cuban the moment he came here. He's 90% less odious than an Altman or Musk but 10% of their odiousness is still too much for me.

I don't want to hear another fucking peep out of Mark Cuban until he gives me money. I don't get paid enough to endure his posts. Mark Cuban shut the fuck up until you give me money challenge.

Louisville and Indiana 2010 and South Shore Line 2009 Chesterton Indiana; December 2023

Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers! We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.) Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.

*shoving harvest cheddar sun chips in my mouth as i block you* HE DOESN'T OWN ORANGE, BEN. FUCK OFF

Elect me President and I'll mandate that the Pentagon exclusively uses Comic Sans MS.

I will never have kids so maybe I shouldn't speak on this but the idea of using AI to raise children makes my skin crawl.

I challenge Secretary Duffy to a pull-up competition. Either first to twenty or most in three minutes. His choice. Meet me at Grand Central Termainal.

Brussels, Belgium July 2025

The Snoot Baltimore, November 2025

Weather it’s Joe Biden pardoning kids who were caught with a couple ounces of weed or Donald Trump pardoning the Honduran president who smuggled in 400 tons of cocaine, both presidents were soft on drugs.

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

I briefly disabled all the AI shit in Gmail for privacy reasons but that basically nerfed Gmail so I turned them back on. All free Google services exist so they can sell you ads so it's not like I'm losing any privacy...

I'm listening to Cum Town while watching The Gem Shopping Network. I have acheived Nirvana.

My "I don't want to execute members of Congress" shirt is causing a lot of people to ask me questions that I specifically commissioned my "I don't want to execute members of Congress" shirt to answer.

Dudes Rock

New York is so fortunate to have such a dedicated AG as Tish James. So many attorneys general just view their job as a springboard to run for governor or senator but Tish actually gives a damn about being an advocate for the tens of millions of New Yorkers.

Do not whitewash Marjorie Taylor Greene!

B&O RDC at the B&O Railroad Museum in Baltimore MD November 2025

Going to bed. Twice is too many times in my life for Bill Clinton’s dick to be a topic of public conversation. Couldn’t we have brought back something harmless? Like jncos or old MTV. But no, it’s Bill Clinton dick. Again.

If Bill Clinton is implicated in the Epstein files I won’t have to burn my Bill Clinton flags and my Bill Clinton Tshirts and my Bill Clinton bikinis… because I’m not in a cult.

Bill saw this every night and decided to go with Hillary anyways

MARC MPH at Baltimore November 2025

Dasha Dropped by Gersh Following Gab with Groyper