Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press

Bowser with a Big Gun

Halphas flew into his house and wouldn't go away.

“It’s not the fangs themselves. Don’t worry about it.”

“…I wasn’t trying to show off. Was actually afraid they’d start showing up.”

…Huh??

Pulling the corners of his mouth… …Yep, those are fangs he sees! Oh.

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Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation

I’m old.

devastating blow to the Mike Wiki

the thick green one

MIKE let’s get a $20 Panera gift card on the desks of Lace and Swatch and the thick green one for helping out with operation Annie Extracto-ganza.

"I keep seeing it in the mirror... My eyes flashing gold." "...Is it beginning again...?"

real

it snew

// not gonna share the results of That One Quiz for this muse because it goes a bit over the line for how dirty I'm willing to be publicly but let's just say some of them are exactly what I would expect

Satan appeared!

Wake up!

Peace is over.

somehow, yuri returned

Biting into an apple with a LOUD crunch.

Double, triple checking for weird, glowy markings on his arms.

(Da Bears voice) daaaa gorls

I’m always sayin this

Tackle the Twink

If he doesn’t know you, he’ll be going off of vibes.

🧊"HEE-HO!!!"🎃

"...More or less. Since high school, we've been a bit more distant. Not like, cut off or anything. Just drifted in different directions. I think a lot of our classmates figured we were gonna hook up, but it really wasn't like that. Would have felt a little weird."

꒰ how the alcohol speeks to me . ꒱

"Friends since grade school. I'd get into scrapes, and she'd scold me for it. Said I was making the school nurse's job twice as hard." Horribly ironic, all things considered.

"I remember one time, Chiaki took one of my manga and told to focus on studying." "...then I found her reading it during lunch and she tried covering her face with it as if that would somehow hide her identity."

"HEE-HO!"

Wherever it snows

they're coming

I have no sympathy. I live for this shit!

oh that's dire

🚬 "𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓼𝓸 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. 𝓘𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓭𝓰𝓮 𝓸𝓯𝓯." 🚬

men also kiss each other

Uneasily, he falls asleep. ... A hand strokes his head.

Thankful for Pixie. Thankful the world hasn't ended again.