𐔌 i won't fly into your hair, i know you don't want me there . ꒱

₍ but i decided . . . it wasn't worth living anymore . not in a world without love . ₎

꒰ it's may and the only successful thing i've accomplished this year is getting drunk ꒱

₍ was it casual when you fought a gang for her 💔💔💔 ₎♡

₍ he's online every night . but never in my world . ₎

𐔌 i am a victim of my own success . ꒱

𓊈 get flexed on nerd . 𓊉

꒰ how it feels being so drunk you go nonverbal and js start smiling for no reason ꒱

꒰ ' bro you're too drunk to walk ' no sh.ᐟt that's why i'm driving ꒱

꒰ ' bro you're too drunk to walk ' no sh.ᐟt that's why i'm driving ꒱

꒰ ' you drinking tn .ᐣ ' what else would i be doing on a saturday . ꒱

꒰ ' bro i'm never drinking again ' the same mf not even 3 days later : ꒱

꒰ i'm an alcoholic . ꒱

꒰ it's thursday guess what rhymes with thursday -- liqour store . ꒱

𐔌 whoever prayed for my downfall, you won . ꒱

𓊈 i can't speak to you, you trigger my cacophobia . 𓊉

𓊈 whichever child gets slain last gets the big bottle of 7UP .ᐟ 𓊉

₍ time is irrelevant when you’re always relevant ₎

𐔌 all he knew was that he was going to die alone, on the floor with no one there . ꒱

꒰ it's may and the only successful thing i've accomplished this year is getting drunk ꒱

﴾ for that moment i was never what i am ﴿

﴾ have you forgotten your purpose .ᐣ let me remind you .ᐟ ﴿

₍ alone chains me up and strangles me with christmas lights ₎

₍ i've lived too long to be afraid of something like you . ₎

₍ a clock tells time not fate ₎

꒰ not good at a lot of things but fuck ik how to drink ꒱

﴾ and no one even knew it was really only you ﴿

₍ but i decided . . . it wasn't worth living anymore . not in a world without love . ₎

𓊈 youre so big not even Ed Sheeran can describe the shape of you 𓊉

꒰ i only drink to get drunk ꒱

₍ as your lobster you will see, how devoted i will be . ₎♡

꒰ how life feels when your so drunk alcohol doesn't taste like alcohol ꒱

𐔌 the name of my unfortunate and murdered friend was an agitation too great to be endured in my weak state; i shed tears . ꒱

﴾ i see you changing from how i've designed you . ﴿

𐔌 we've been friends long enough ... when are we finally gonna go to the next level .ᐣ ꒱

𐔌 to prove i'm more than just a pair of claws . ꒱

𐔌 hey bro ... i was just wondering ... can we grow old together .ᐣ ꒱

꒰ no one knows but recently drinking has been the only thing keeping me going lately . ꒱

₍ you just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was let go of the past and keep moving forward . ₎

₍ you just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was let go of the past and keep moving forward . ₎

꒰ tomorrow is national get super drunk day . nothing official, i just made it up, tell your friends . ꒱

𐔌 how lucky i am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard ꒱

₍ i won't fall for the same trick ... and i just did . ₎

𐔌 they took my friend . they took my only family . ꒱

₍ get to the point, fuck nut . ₎

꒰ drinking because i'm mentally exhausted ꒱

꒰ when you're drinking on an empty stomach and the first drink hits instantly . ꒱

𐔌 i'm a priest with a shotgun, fight until the war's won ... ꒱

𓊈 today i ate trail mix in the shower with the lights off to see how it would feel to be a squirrel that was kicked out of its next in the rain 𓊉

꒰ tomorrow is national drinking day . this is your sign to start drinking now ꒱