꒰ tomorrow is national get super drunk day . nothing official, i just made it up, tell your friends . ꒱

꒰ ' we drinking tn .ᐣ ' is the grass green . ꒱

꒰ how the alcohol speeks to me . ꒱

꒰ not good at a lot of things but fuck ik how to drink ꒱

𐔌 they argued, but they were a constant in my life .ᐟ ꒱

꒰ hey ho lets drink up our feelings . ꒱

𐔌 i'm tired of it all . ꒱

꒰ no one knows but recently drinking has been the only thing keeping me going lately . ꒱

𓊈 you don't need to be astronaut katy perry to understand this rocket science . 𓊉

꒰ remember . these are your PRIME drinking years, don't waste them . get drunk and make memories . ꒱

꒰ drinking because i'm mentally exhausted ꒱

꒰ got blackout drunk, going to do it again . ꒱

₍ pride comes before a fall . ₎

𐔌 hey bro ... i was just wondering ... can we grow old together .ᐣ ꒱

₍ i will prove to be the superior robot in all forms of competition . cry about it on your own time . ₎

₍ languid eyes and mind ₎

₍ now, you have to remember : a lot of people are just fucking stupid . ₎

𐔌 i'm tired of it all . ꒱

𐔌 i won't fly into your hair, i know you don't want me there . ꒱

꒰ that one glass of water before going to sleep versus the 25 beers the night before . fighting in my tummy . ꒱

𓊈 survival instincts of a fart 𓊉

₍ now, you have to remember : a lot of people are just fucking stupid . ₎

꒰ that one glass of water before going to sleep versus the 25 beers the night before . fighting in my tummy . ꒱

₍ i would still be the uncool man who lost pathetically in front of my beloved . ₎

꒰ drinking because i'm mentally exhausted ꒱

₍ for there was no sign of any violence, except the black mark of fingers on his neck . ₎

₍ as your lobster you will see, how devoted i will be . ₎♡

₍ i would still be the uncool man who lost pathetically in front of my beloved . ₎

𓊈 survival instincts of a fart 𓊉

꒰ told myself to stop drinking . but i'm not going to listen to an alcoholic . ꒱

𐔌 when you fall in love with someone because of what they represent you love a part of them but not all of them . ꒱

꒰ when you're already drunk asf and they start playing white girl anthems ꒱

𐔌 i won't fly into your hair, i know you don't want me there . ꒱

꒰ remember . these are your PRIME drinking years, don't waste them . get drunk and make memories . ꒱

₍ pride comes before a fall . ₎

꒰ not good at a lot of things but fuck ik how to drink ꒱

꒰ ' you drinking tn .ᐣ ' what else would i be doing on a saturday . ꒱

𐔌 hey twin, i hope we say friends forever . ꒱

₍ i envy the people who haven't met you . ₎

꒰ tomorrow is national drinking day . this is your sign to start drinking now ꒱

₍ but my gestures and bitter cries were sufficient to affright the other witnesses . ₎

꒰ happiness comes from alcholism not relationships ꒱

꒰ got blackout drunk, going to do it again . ꒱

𓊈 if i don't get my fix .... i'll get a little mad ... capiche .ᐣ ... 𓊉

꒰ it's 2:55AM and all the vodka redbulls have finally given you wings ꒱

꒰ if your seeing this today you have to get blackout drunk ꒱

𓊈 life's too short to drive a herd that ain't yers . 𓊉

꒰ just slaved my ass away for 30 mins gonna reward myself with a beer and the rest of the day off . ꒱

꒰ jarvis, increase my blood alcohol content by 100%, and locate my car keys . ꒱

𐔌 i can run but not that fast, the bigger dogs run past . ꒱