🎃"...I like your style, ho."🎃

🎃"Eh? Kirby's birthday is tomorrow?"🎃 🎃"...T-The hee-heck am I gonna give him? A coupon?"🎃

{...Oh fuck I gotta get to these soon, shit....} {Uhh... give me like, another hour or something, I dunno?}

🧊"I'm so-ho damn bored..."🧊 🎃"The day JUST started, Frost..."🎃

🎃"Y-Yeah! We-hee do!"🎃 *The pumpkin headed pyromaniac whispered to his bro.* 🎃"Frost! Whip up some pancakes as FAST as you can! I'll distract them!"🎃 *The snowman rushes off, with Pyro chuckling* 🎃"Eheh, he's just going to catch our running refrigerator, ho... What's that about Aura Farming?"🎃

🧊"...Not Akechi, but fuck it, ho... we'll take it..."🧊 🎃"You id-hee-ot! we don't HAVE pancakes!"🎃 🧊"Well, just MAKE SOME then! ho!"🧊

*The snowman sighed, chuckling a little* 🧊"Ho if only winter lasted a bit longer... N-Not to say I melt as soon as winter ends! that's a me-hee-re rumor!"🧊 🧊"I just... feel as if moments like this are... way more magical at that time of year, ho..."🧊

🧊"...Zan Pancakes...."🧊 🎃"Shh! You're going to attract HIM!"🎃 🧊"Him being?"🧊 🎃"Akechi! who else!!!"🎃

🧊"As if there was an-hee doubt about that! ho!"🧊 🧊"...Ho-kay besides that one time I thought otherwise for like 40 seconds, but we don't talk about that time! Shhh!"🧊

🧊"I-"🧊 🧊"I can't stay mad at 'ya, ho..."🧊

🧊"...What's that supposed to me-hee-an?"🧊

🎃"...Zan Parmesan, ho."🎃

{BOO! Surprise starter call!} {...What? how did that not scare you!? gotta be kiddin' me!} {Ah well, length will vary, little to no selectiveness as well.}

{Oh heeeeey scam bots that now tag you!} {...Be banished from this realm forever...}

🧊"Hee-huh? What's goin' on this time?"🧊 🎃"Is someone hee-hurt???"🎃

🎃"Well... what's the worst that could hee-happen! here 'ya go!"🎃 *Ah, alcohol! there it is!* 🧊"...If this causes something hee-horrible, you're paying for it..."🧊

🎃"YEEEEAH!"🎃 🧊"We-hee gotta celebrate somehow!"🧊 🎃"ALCOHOL!!!"🎃 🧊"What is it with you and celebrating with alcohol? ho?"🧊

🧊"FINALL-HEE!"🧊 🎃"OUTRUN 3!"🎃 🧊"NO IDIOT! NEW NiGHTS GAME!!! POTENTALLY!"🧊

🎃"You hee-had a dad?"🎃 *Pyro sounded so amazed... granted he's never had a dad, being born from the Conception and all... at least from what he remembers... Well, nevertheless, he began to whistle again...*

🎃"Right... Lead the way! ho!"🎃 *Pyro floated alongside her, whistling a small tune... until he kinda realizes, what if she doesn't like that? he's gotta make sure...* 🎃"Ho uh... sorry, do you not like the whistling? I-I can stop if 'ya want but uh..."🎃 *Oh Pyro, you're so hopeless sometimes!*

🎃"Drinking, yes! cuddling... eh, I uh..."🎃 *Pyro Jack shrugged* 🎃"I'm much better a talker hee-honestly... It's just nice bein' able to talk to people you've taken an interest to, than gettin' straight into the action! ...Unless it's blowing up a fireworks store, then I can make an exception."🎃

🎃"...Hee-holy shit, same..."🎃 🎃"Do you uh, know-ho of any places that sell good whiskey?"🎃

🎃"W-Wait, really?"🎃 🎃"I-I dunno-ho what kinda drink you like though!"🎃

🎃"Suuuure 'ya do, ho..."🎃 🎃"...Wanna grab a drink or somethin'?"🎃

🎃"I-It's Pyro Jack, ho..."🎃

🎃"S-SHE'S HEE-RE TOO!? HO!?"🎃

{-SHIPS-}

🧊"...Thanks."🧊 *He's just... doin' his best to play it cool... just walk away...* *...And he's passed out on the ground...*

{Look Garry! there I am!} {Also yes, I be doin' ships now... KINDA! I'll have more info in the pinned later today!}

🧊"I... well, I'm kinda bus-hee with stuff but..."🧊 🧊"Ho to hee-hell with it! just one! then I gotta get back to work!"🧊

🧊"H-Hey! you're makin' my hee-heart melt!"🧊

🧊"Oh! Ho-kay the-"🧊 🧊"...Wait a second, ho..."🧊

🧊"By an-hee chance are you referring to me-hee? ho?"🧊

🧊"I uh.... just do what I would do! ho! get flowers!"🧊 🧊"Totall-hee.... not just giving away what I was gonna give her myself, ho..."🧊

🧊"...Open... up? ho?"🧊 🧊"...The hee-hell you tryin' to say Tsuki?"🧊

🧊*Sigh* "Francisca..."🧊 🎃"Ho-kay Frost, we-hee get it, you're in love..."🎃 🧊"What? Nobod-hee hee-re knew!"🧊 🎃"...Actually... yeah fair enough..."🎃

ranu We got the mortgage back payments worked on. Now, for any further expenses. Car insurance, and other things. I hate having to beg for help like this so much, but due to Dad's current state, we're having to live with what little paycheck my man gets, and with gas prices spiking up,--

🧊"Dude, cigarettes are so-ho fuckin' cool..."🧊 🎃"Frost, what the FUCK are you on about?"🎃

🧊"...Why do I f-hee-l more like an asshole than usual? ho?"🧊

🎃"If I hee-had to guess, you can piss off a good chunk of people by just saying a certain ice cream flavor is hee-horse shit... Like mint chocolate chip!"🎃 🎃"The hee-hell are you askin' this for anyways?"🎃

Ranu I’m afraid we’re royally screwed. All I can do now is ask for help. My SO made this to help with a utility backpayment issue, and more that we found out about last night. gofund.me/f605c0962

🎃"You... do?"🎃 *Pyro Jack is surprised... somebody... liked his cooking?* 🎃"T-Thanks? ho?"🎃

🎃"Hee-Huh? you... want it?"🎃 🎃"...Ho-key dokey then! don't complain if you don't like it though!"🎃 *Pyro Jack hands over the toast!*

🧊"Somethin's goin' down on Popstar?"🧊 🎃"Yeah, seems like it, ho..."🎃 🧊"So like, we-hee should hee-help, right?"🧊 🎃"...Nah, I'm too laz-hee to do that..."🎃

🧊"...I've hee-heard things I can't un-hee-ar... ho..."🧊 🎃"Frost, you make it sound like you saw the gates of hee-hell open... But I thought that was non-canon..."🎃 🧊"I don't give a hee-ho! it's canon in my hee-heart!"🧊

[NC] 🧊"SLE-HEE-P!? HO!?"🧊 🎃"Give me-hee a break, ho..."🎃

[NC] 🧊"H-Hee-HUH!? WHA!?"🧊 🎃"I don't wanna die! ho!"🎃 *Well, at least Pyro Jack gets it!*

[NC] 🎃"...How the hee-hell did you do THAT!? ho!?"🧊

🎃"So-ho... uh..."🎃 🎃"Hee-who wants toast?"🎃

🧊"Beeho said somethin' about Hot Pot? ho?"🧊 🎃"...Where is it? ho? I NEED IT!!!"🎃