🎃"...The hee-hell did we miss now!? ho!?"🧊

🎃"Hee-HUH!? but that's not fair at all!"🎃

🧊"I don't think I'd be-hee good at singing..."🧊 🎃"I'd burn the stage, ho..."🎃

🎃"...But Santa asked if I wanted an-hee-thing for Christmas! and he laughed off most of the mistakes and pranks I did..."🎃 🧊"...That doesn't mean you aren't on the naughty list, ho..."🧊

🎃"...But I don't WANNA be on the naughty list! ho!"🎃

🎃"I'm booooored! ho!"🎃 🧊"...Then go read a book? ho?"🧊 🎃"Nah, that's boring..."🎃

🎃"...Is... is Sonic currentl-hee high? ho?"🎃 🧊"I uh.... I don't think I wanna know-ho..."🧊 🎃"AYO SONIC! PASS ME-HEE A JOINT!"🎃 🧊"WHA- DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! HEE-HO!"🧊

🧊"HEE-HO!!!"🎃

🧊"He really did dig his grave tryin' this, did he? ho?"🧊 🎃"Ho boy! Ho boy!"🎃 🎃"🎶Mojo's goin' to hee-hell! Mojo's goin' to hee-hell!🎶"🧊

🎃"...If I did we'd be hee-re all day.... and I'd miss the wedding, so no-ho, I don't think I can..."🎃

🎃"Uhh... I dunno-ho if I can really explain, ho..."🎃

🎃"Would you believe me-hee if I said it was a dog? ho?"🎃

🧊"...Dibs on fre-hee-zing him, ho..."🧊 🎃"Ugh! Frost, that ain't gonna fly! I'll Ragnarok that son-of-a-hee-ho for crashing such an important day!"🎃 🧊"...But what about the other guests?"🧊 🎃"...You're no-ho fun..."🎃

*Ah, seems the Jack Bros have arrived to this wedding... One fashionably dressed for the occasion... and the other was Pyro Jack...* 🧊"Hee-hopefully we aren't late..."🧊 🎃"Are we hee-ven on the list?"🎃 🧊"...Is it bad to say I didn't hee-ven check?"🧊 🎃"WHAT!? HO!?"🎃

🧊"An-hee-how... a Wedding? Well I certainly need to look good! ho!"🧊 🎃"Luck-hee you, ho... but I don't hee-have an outfit of my own... not hee-ven a tie..."🎃 🧊"It's alright! hee-ho! Surely nobody will mind!"🧊

🎃"TO HEE-HELL WITH YOU! HO!"🧊

*Sigh* 🎃"Hee-ho-hoooo..."🎃 *Pyro Jack does not seem glad to be dressed for the holiday season... unlike his brother...*

🧊"Hee-hell yeah!"🧊 🧊"Ho wait, wait! Wait till you see Pyro Jack's attire!"🧊 *Wait, Pyro Jack's getting into it too?*

🧊"Hee-Ho-Ho-Ho!"🧊 *...Oh god, Jack Frost's getting festive too?* *Actually, wait no... this one makes sense...*

🎃"...I swear if I see-hee Alice again I think I'm gonna burn a hee-hole in my wall..."🎃 🧊"The hee-hell's your problem with her?"🧊 🎃"Uh, maybe it's the bein' hee-hellbent on killing other demons part?"🎃 🧊"Now you're just be-hee-in' ridiculous! she would never!"🧊

🎃"What? potentiall-hee blackmailing 'ya without a hug? I'm just goofin' man!"🎃 *The pyromaniac squeaked as he was hugged...* 🎃"As if I'd do such a hee-vil thing like that! I probably would've just told Frost! and he never gives a hee-ho about this kinda stuff!"🎃

🎃"Hee-hey, by likin' that last post you basically said ho-kay! I'm just doin' what I said I would!"🎃 *The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...* 🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃

🎃"That's why? ho?"🎃 🎃"...Mayb-hee I'll show up... just to Agidyne 'ya in the face for such a stupid id-hee-a... ho."🎃

🎃"Ah, be-hee-cause that's obviousl-hee not gonna backfire at all..."🎃

*Yeah... totally... like Pyro Jack would fall for that...* 🎃"Hmm, to go outside despite ever-hee-one's warning's, or stay inside and starve to death, ho..."🎃 *Ah, shoot... he was running out of things to make after all...*

🎃"...The hee-hell is Majjy an' Kirby talkin' about?"🎃 🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃

*The frost blinked at the sight of the giant icicle...* "...I-If you hee-had let me finish... I meant as in prove me wrong vocal-hee..." "Like, y'know, cop-hee-ing my dashing way of speaking and all, ho..."

🧊"...Ho man, I kinda thought you'd try to prove me-hee wrong!"🧊 *The frost felt mostly let down...* 🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊

"...Ho my god you are litterall-hee becoming me-hee..." "Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."

🧊"Ge-hee-z... I might hee-have competition now..."🧊 🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊

🎃"Ho... it's Alice..."🎃 🎃"I dunno-ho if I should be happy or not about this..."🎃

🧊"...Ho my god I'm SO-HO bored!"🧊 🎃"Agree-hee-d..."🎃

🧊"Uhh... let's see hee-re uh...."🧊 🎃"Well while he's figurin' that out, I want a new lantern! ho!"🎃 🧊"Hee-honestly I could go with anything, I'll hee-ven take new socks at this rate..."🧊

🧊"Oh hee-hey! that reminds me-hee of the time Pyro-"🧊 🎃"Frost we-hee are NOT talking about my cooking! ho!"🎃

🧊"Absolutel-hee Mr. Santa, sir!"🧊 🎃"Hee-who me? uhhh.... Yeah! totall-hee!"🎃 🧊"...You blew up a fireworks stand like a few months ago-ho..."🧊 🎃"SHH! DON'T TELL HIM THAT!"🎃

🧊"HO MY GOD IS THAT SANTA!?"🧊 🎃"I alread-hee know how this is gonna go-ho... I'll leave you to it, Frost..."🎃

🧊"Hee-headin' to Game Parade or Game Panic or whatever it's called to free-hee all my brothers from captivit-hee..."🧊 🎃"...Frost, that's just a crane game full of licensed plushies..."🎃 🧊"So-ho? what of it? I can spend my yen on whatever I want."🧊

🎃"I care! ho!"🎃

*Aaaaand down the hatch it goes....* 🎃"Ho..... ho boy..."🎃 *This... probably won't end well, seeing as the flame in his lantern was flickering wildly...* 🎃"I dunno-ho why... but I reall-hee wanna burn something right now..."🎃

🎃"...First off, hee-how rude... second uh..."🎃 🎃"Can I hee-have some?"🎃

[ @funnyhalloween.bsky.social ] 🎃"Hee-hey! Jack-O'! I've got somebod-hee I want you to meet!"🎃 🧊"Uh, hi-ho there..."🧊 🎃"This is my brother, Jack Frost..."🎃

🎃"...I wonder if Jack-O' would like seeing my brother sometime..."🎃 🧊"Hee-who now? ho?"🧊

🎃"...Both? ho?"🎃

🎃"...I... know it's kinda a mood breaker but... I'm kinda hee-hungry now... ho..."🎃

🎃"...I... thank you, ho...."🎃 *The jack sighed...* 🎃"...I'm always happy to be your friend, y'know-ho..."🎃

🎃"Hoooo... I see-hee..."🎃 🎃"...I guess what I'm tryin' to ask is... well... uh..."🎃 *The pyromaniac sighed* 🎃"I suppose that's the thing, I dunno-ho what I wanna ask..."🎃

🎃"I-I don't hee-ven... know what that means? ho?"🎃

🎃"Exactl-hee I... wait what? ho?"🎃

🎃"I... I guess first off I... wanna ask, ho..."🎃 🎃"What do you... reall-hee think of me? I mean you... you keep sayin' I'm like, the best thing to come outta your life, ho..."🎃

🎃"..."🎃 *Huh, he's gone silent... aside from a bit of sniffling here and there* 🎃"I... dunno what to reall-hee say... I... hee-have so many hee-motions that I wanna let out and... so many things I reall-hee wanna say... but... I dunno how to explain it, ho..."🎃