May the light Hanukkah menorah illuminate the earth and bring peace and joy

How did it take 17 minutes from the shooting to an alert going out!?!?

When Charlie Kirk was shot, he did a full oval office address. When it's college kids on campus it's "things can happen." What a sociopath.

Disrespectfully, go fuck yourself

Adding to the shit, John had a friend pass away and he showed up to my appointment with the friend’s keys accidentally, so my massage had to be canceled 😞

And now I wake up to news of a horrific anti-Semitic massacre of innocent people celebrating Hanukkah 😭

A good man WITHOUT a gun

1. BREAKING Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is referring to the Bondi Beach massacre as a “targeted attack on Jewish Australians,” and says that “an attack on Jewish Australians is an attack on every Australian.”

Beware misinformation online.

This could have been me or so may of my close friends. I walked all those calls; studied in those buildings. The memories of cramming for finals and chasing after the naked donut runners are the only memories those students should hold. Not this

So heartbroken. The US is beyond broken.

IF ONLY THERE WAS ANYTHING WE COULD DO TO STOP THIS

Stay safe, Brunonians!

The Canada girls are just so entertainting this season

/ BOSTON PLS DONT EXPECT MUSCH / U MITE BE ABLE 2 ENJOY THE SITE OF A FEW FOOLISH FLAKES / BUT DONT GET IT WRONG / 0-1" OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / SAME 4 U WORCESTER / PROVIDENCE HARTFORD U CULD EXPECT 1-3 INCH OF THE FOOLISH WHITE STUFF / SO IT SHULDNT PREVENT U FROM REPENTING 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

Happy Friday, friends

🚨 QUESTION PROMPT 🚨 What was your first automobile? This was mine

Alrighty then.

I think I found a finger! Oh, it's just a pen 😂

Catchup up on Palm Royale, and this season is so good

So, a couple months back, I interviewed Nicholas Thompson, the CEO of The Atlantic, for @longlead.com's Depth Perception newsletter. At one point, I asked him about the deal they made with OpenAI, and he explained the thought process behind why they did it. (Link in next post) 1/

The bots got everything, but the Stub Hub resale price wasn't bad. Will be going to the 🐱 🏰 in April

Healthcare would be way more expensive if Obama and his team hadn't pushed for the ACA. The fact that there are people saying the ACA makes health insurance more expensive is fucking insane. These people are absolutely septic with right wing misinformation.

FIFA's gonna be so upset when they see what he's been up to lately

Delicious evening last night. Finally got to try Fallow Kin

trying to get these Lily Allen tickets may end me

Having an artificial limit on the size of the house is undemocratic. Uncap the House! @uncapthehouse.bsky.social

Relatable

All that bowling before my pets were restored too

Is he… sporty?

A very unhinged bowling game ftw!

I lost my job, my water is contaminated, and I was held by ICE for a month even though I am an American citizen. But at least now I know that Harvard will have to have a Conservative Studies department.

"Europe a ‘decaying’ group of nations led by ‘weak’ people" Get me out of here. How is this real life?

NEW: Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett has formally launched her bid for a highly sought-after Texas Senate seat, ending months of speculation.

Quite likely

Phages are phabulous

Fighting the Sunday scaries at club Cafe

Praise be to Trish

But, seriously, how can you be a self-identified Broadway gay and not know Judy Garland???

One of my best friends just said he didn't know The Trolley Song. I may be down a friend, but also, Meet Me in St Louis is a Christmas movie, so this Jew can educate in a seasonable way

RIP, "Glee." You would've loved this mashup. youtu.be/-HOxbFs7Qi8

I was so rungry, now I ate too much 🫃

These are the best cookies and no, you will not change my mind.

Beautiful morning for a long run

Reminding me of that one time in grad school when we called Miller to ask the difference between High Life and MGD

Love a State Park Cocktail

Wait, there's more different gay sex in Heated Rivalry?!

Morning, insomnia club

The Canadian girls love a good cry, huh