EXCEL.BMF

“Poor Frog,” said Toad. “He must be very sad. I will cheer him up.” Toad ran home. He made sandwiches. He made a pitcher of iced tea. He put everything in a basket.

seasonal repost of this squirrel i saw

a better world IS possible

I don't like the TNT scorebug has 3 out markers. You don't need that, if there's 3 outs the inning is over and it can change the inning.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

BUTTERCUP DICKERSON MENTION

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

This thing is great because its 98% of a Hemi 'Cuda, and its not worth $700,000

DAN & PHIL IS CONFIRMED?!?! W H A T

Happy Columbo’s Day

Watch butt plug’s reaction to Cal Raleigh’s homer

Holy shit

the ice free zones the city created have the same energy:

i went to jav titles and they were talking about you

Incredible piece of writing

STEERW.BMF

Seems extremely stupid of Motortrend

If you get a penalty in a hockey game with less time remaining to play than the penalty is for, it should roll over into the next matchup of the two teams.

Bugs super highway 🪲

My new open world precision "batformer" Vampire's Best Friend is out now on Steam and itch with a 10% launch discount! Vampire hunters are after a mischievous vampire girl, and it's up to her pet bat to save the day!

US 287 south of Laramie, 10/7/2025, 4:56:08 PM

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

It’s weevil Wednesday yall

TRANS WORLD

Lol @ umpire pulling a hammy calling Teaoscar out

Blake Snell looks like an extra on Da Ali G Show

Not sure about that wheel+tire combo on a truck of this vintage. Hmmmm

there is nothing cornier than someone censoring their own typed swear words on social media

When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

Joined a union today

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

WHAT THE FUCK

SO CLOSE

WERE SO CLOSE

WHAT SINCE WHEN

The game in which the premise is "the odds are real but gamers struggle to conceptualize or even believe them" has negative reviews from gamers who don't believe the odds are real (game: Unfair Flips)

King shit

List of discontinued merit badges (Boy Scouts of America)

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

Worst moment for any indigenous tribe or any youth hostel.

Pittsburgh's one race track just got sold for a fucking data center. I'm so fucking mad

oh to be perfect and normal in an unexplained black void

A cat just meowed very loudly on channel 1.

Local independent radio station had like a 6 month long "best song of the 21st century so far" vote from listeners and the #1 was fucking Mr. Brightside.