We need to be able to have recall elections for the senate. This shot is dumb. Congress should live in perpetual fear.

This is not a paraphrase this is hos exact words

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Why is the song in the ai coke ad a rip off of the civilization 4 theme

Do you think anyone has mistaken welsh for garbled gen ai text

I dared do one (1) thing yesterday so my body decided it needed to sleep for 16 hours

Going on shark tank or whatever to pitch girl 2.0 (No this is not trans girls, girl 2.0 has more hidden weapons)

Ehhhh. This format is specifically a *joke* about home affordability which has absolutely shifted since 60 years ago. This particular version is certainly extremely hyperbolic, but I sincerely doubt it's a wide scale problem that people take it as literal.

If all of the employees kept doing these things to me I'd be fully creeped the fuck out

This is literally just "everyone gets $200 of healthcare if you need more you are fucked" to kill anyone with literally any medical condition

I just ate a maple cheesecake mochinut AMA

If I was going to makes a robot my therapist it would be the robot that brings me infinite meat at a shabu shabu place

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

There was a part of me expecting them to save him from himself here but guess not they're just all insane

There was an American actress (NY) in one of the early episodes (first episode?) of the British show Spooks that did the single worst Southern American accent ive ever heard. A British actress could have done better.

Personally i think we should make the computer pay taxes

Discontinued...? Am i... am i time traveling?

Therapist: Nendoroid Norman Reedus isn't real, he can't hurt you Nendoroid Norman Reedus:

How does one "own stock" and is it a problem if i do not? Should i purchase one (1) stock? Will I become a rich?

The american century of humiliation will continue unabated, but it at least feels a little more tolerable for the day

You can watch people start to get visibly angry

this is the race i’m watching tonight

*watching election results come in* Is this still baseball?

Getting ahead of the dreaded "i need to send your christmas list to my mom because she wants to get shopping done and I dont care if you don't understand the concept of a present" from my gf by a sudden hyper focus on the hardcover Slayers novels collections

He hasn't named a single thing in 9 hours

Do you think all the resistance grift followers will yell at him for voting third party as much as they yell at trans people

The contrast between this and Kirk is honestly gonna be pretty funny.

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Silent Hill 2, Resident Evil 2, Saints Row 2, Mass Effect 2, Halo 2, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Metal Gear Solid 2, Divinity Original Sin 2, Assassin's Creed 2

These are weirdly specific, not just archetypes, to the point I'm pretty sure this is just a list of women who wouldn't fuck him

Survival horror game where you play as a tough military dude who heals himself with random injectables he finds in the world and by the end of the zombie outbreak he's a c cup

Watchmen canon question for those who know. Can Dr. Manhattan forcefem someone at a molecular level?

Ah. This was my activation phrase.

Ok but i might be furloughed soon so ill actually have time to play all of those video games i bought! ... wait, that's bad.

This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥

My gf took pretty pictures ☺️

That WSJ article is pure malfeasance on not knowing what the Rainbow Coalition actually is alone.

Aw man. I wanted to see the little nazi weirdos rage.

Mont blanc kitkats are incredible

"Spring forward", "fall back", no, fuck you, that's not how time works. If you want time to flow differently then adjust gravity like a normal person.

I guarantee you that you have never smelled anything as cloyingly sweet as this bathroom, scented by carpet cleaner and a rotten potpourri over an undercurrent of cigarettes and digestive catastrophe

I like when uber drivers send dramatic messages updating me on the most minute parts of the delivery, it doesn't weird me out at all to get a random alert that says "I am coming." Followed by "I have arrived."

This "trans women will surely embrace radical forgiveness and accept me back now my grift is done" bs is just an extension of the right wing assumption that we are all weak, little defenseless flowers who won't fight back.

Honestly surprised this is still up

If anyone dislikes a post I made I *will* cry.

Huh. They made a Kindergarten Cop 2 in 2016 starring Dolph Lundgren. That's... that's weird, right?

But that's... that's the whole point. It's about images and archetypes. Men get to cosplay blue collar and be treated by many as such regardless of truth, while *actual* blue collar women *such as LPNs* are not.