Rydstrom walked into a horribly constructed roster and was given almost no time to implement his tactics in preseason. He was far from perfect as a manager, but he wasn't really given a fair shake and he's not the reason we've been carrying 5 keepers on the roster for over a year #crew96

Get surgery two weeks before Mother's Day, so you can get your mother you not dying

I had major surgery on Tuesday and have been dealing with the worst pain of my life since, but Sergeii Boiki being the ref tonight is the worst thing that's happened to me recently #crew96

All I really want for my birthday is to have this drain out of my neck

Starting tonight at ~7:00pm EDT

I am ashamed to admit that I forgot Will Sands exists

In 2 weeks I'll be undergoing surgery, so join me in wishing my voice goodbye on Sunday, April 26th

A great analysis from a friend on FB. A real critique of JKR, and totes justifiable. IMO Rowling has quite possibly done more to harm the human rights of women and girls than anyone.

tired: "we're allies no matter what!" wired: "we're allies until we have trouble selling match tickets and then we'll align ourselves with one of the planet's biggest transphobes."

This Year's Valentines. As always, if you use them to get laid, you have to tell me.

I just

Happy New Year, Friends!

Going to pick up my Zoloft in my ugly Christmas sweater

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Wow this isn't funny at all and I certainly haven't been grinning since hearing the news 👀

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

It's been about 20 years of wishing for another Mike Nugent

PI not existing behind the line-of-scrimmage 😘

Conflicted between wanting chaos and my dislike of BYU and non-traditional QB numbers

🗣️ WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN‼️ www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-f...

Ryan Day taking a knee instead of a deep-shot is perhaps classy, but I really wanted a Woody-style fuck you

FIELD CONDITIONS UPDATE: Brutus Buckeye drew a Script Ohio in the snow and X’d out the M in the end zone. ❄️ ❌

My next therapy appointment is gonna be a doozy

did it happen like this

Apple TV going to a split screen mid-#HellIsReal playoff match just to show Messi arriving at the stadium, with the match side smaller than the Messi side, is great example of why MLS fans might be tired of him.

No Kings includes this asshole

Good News: Israel has officially failed to qualify for the 2026 World Cup after being defeated by Italy, 3-0. Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.

Nobody matching my freak about Enderlin being upgraded and how they used damage indicators to do it is why I'm okay being single

You will never catch me being embarrassed for replying too fast. You caught me at a good time and I like talking to you? You’re getting hit with the less than a minute later text back. ✨

2025 MLS Cup Playoff Participant Columbus Crew #crew96

Tifo for #Crew96 Latino Celebration tonight

I do try to not be nosy, but I did see a "I'd like you to think I'm a MILF" on the texts of the person in front of me at the baseball game. So, imma keep looking.

This prolonged September Omega Block is pissing me right off

People not knowing the difference between OWO and uwu is a national epidemic. The past few days have made that clear and I'm not afraid to say it.

Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.

whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had

cc @lacandigram.bsky.social

The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.

Death Taxes Dos a cero in Columbus

Considering this is the only Austin/Columbus matchup we will get in Columbus for the foreseeable future, we are soaking this up. #GoBucks

People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.

The Haslams could have had endless good will in Columbus after the Crew were saved, but they managed to burn through all of it in record time, and that’s honestly impressive even by the standards of evil sports owners

there’s no one out there that would score a game tying goal, celebrate in front of the of the home stands, catch a beer out of the air, and chug it and it really fucking shows. #crew96

what we need is a modern-day john henry. a person who can challenge the machinery of chatgpt head-on, point to kentucky on a map, and say "that isn't huooww6ombaaam"

I mean

Tonight's copium: We always have a bad loss right before Leagues Cup I believe a blown game against Orlando was the turning point in 2023 #crew96

“Lionel Messi is extremely upset." Good then fucking leave

Oh we’re choosing violence on a Monday morning #Crew96