I’m proud of my bestie, Erin: she paints. She writes poetry and fiction. She’s been an amazing artist our whole lives: even when we were 12! She has a ceramics show this evening, part of the Vallejo Art Walk. Live near Vallejo? Love art? Go check it out! Wish I could be there, too.

Sen Raphael Warnock: “The world now has to pay Iran a fee for every barrel of oil leaving the Middle East This was not the case before Donald Trump’s warmongering — and it would not be the case today if Donald Trump had chosen diplomacy over war”

A statement from Tylenol

I’d like to thank the Academy, my personal trainer, and the dude who did my tooth veneers. Oh. Wrong award. 🫤

Yes, human use is not the only use - and all uses are interdependent.

This was me at Grandma's house. I was so tired of all the talking that was going on. Not to mention, there was so much talking that no one petted me for about 2 minutes.

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

Cartoon view of a dangerous & colossal failure by this regime…

Kitty is helping 😹

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

Just a reminder that the DOJ is currently violating the law by withholding large portions of the Epstein Files

My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog and they put their paw on your arm like, "we're not done here."

Nearly had a heart attack #Cat #Caturday

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

@austinpowersya.bsky.social Just enjoy visiting your profile every time I need a cheap n easy Austin Powers fix. Yeah, baby, YEAH! 👍 🤣

The Middle East is full of religious extremists who blindly revere evil men. Oops! I meant *The United States* not The Middle East.

Police in the Bahamas arrest husband of US woman who was aboard boat and vanished apnews.com/article/baha...

Love yourself. Even harder when you're a damn mess.

Hmmmm.

the sexual tension btwn me and not being annihilated by a nuclear war is palpable

[tomb] MARY MAGDALENE: *gasps* Where did he go? [Olive Garden] SERVER: Everything okay here? JESUS: [stuffing breadsticks in his mouth] These things are friggin’ fantastic.

I’ll never understand why people buy dogs from breeders when growing your own is free and far more rewarding.

[Police Station] Me: “I swear, I’ve got nothing to hide!” Cop: “Enough excuses. Those kids are distraught. That was the worst Easter egg hunt ever.”

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

You slobs wanted a shitposter president, and it's yours for the low price of your eternal soul and $10 gas. Next time, don't vote for the guy who had us hunting for toilet paper as he coughed in America's face.

Iran responds to Trump

The moon over LA is ominously beautiful tonight.

I just wanted to buy a couple of tickets to see Ryan Gosling in space. AMC is such a power dom. 😳

This is for everyone. With love, from me-ski.

I feel so…. Poop-u-lar….

Medical Examiner Rules That a Rohingya Refugee’s Death Was a Homicide www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/n...

Trump is dying.

I think it's about time to Release The Epstein Files.

Great speech, dude.

I’m watching our Blowhard in Chief yammering on and on. I’ve lost track of the lies. Re oil: “We have plenty; we have so much.” Guess that’s why gas in California is over five bucks a gallon. 🤥🤥🤥

This has to go right. I grew up in the 60’s. This just has to go okay. (They’re not even landing on the cheese, and I’m nervous)

So, Donald’s gonna make an announcement Wednesday night. Fingers crossed that Trump once again, will Chicken Out. We need him to. Rooting for TACO and especially, for our soldiers + sailors to come home from the Don-created clusterf****.

Sam Elliott. I would have had zero career without him. As always, this wonderful man does the right thing.

To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.

Q: Joe Rogan says MAGA is full of dorks. What do you think? Do you consider yourself a dork? JD: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Uhhh I w— I uh... I... I think we have many, many fewer dorks than the far-left but everybody's got some dorks.

Sometimes, the only thing that makes sense to me is watching The Big Lebowski. Preferably with a dog.