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Amy started Bridgerton. It’s not going well.

So the 2026 Golden Globe director didn’t listen to everyone who hated the roving/zooming direction and angles from 2025.

Amy already broke the thread. Golden Globes, take 2.

Let’s do this Golden Globes! So far, the red carpet trend is weird peplum or flowy sack we want to fill with balls.

TONIGHT! Beth and Amy are gonna live skeet/skut the 2026 Golden Globes red carpet and show! Amy bought a digital antenna for this, because she refuses to add Paramount+.

Eating breakfast and listening to @thecooltable.bsky.social podcast about Heated Rivalry. That show and book series is I care about right now. 🤷‍♀️

The title of our latest ep is “Heated Rivalry (and the Best of 2025),” but it should have been HEATED RIVALRY IS THE BEST OF 2025. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

When Amy texts Beth about Heated Rivlary

I must be ovulating because this song has me feeling some kind of way. It’s giving The Cure’s Plainsong. Let me listen 20 more times to be sure.

Important update: Amy started S7 of Love Island USA five days ago and was officially caught up last night. 32 episodes in five days. What a champion.

K-Pop Demon Hunters was a delight. A musical! Enemies to lovers! Watched it while sitting in front of the A/C, sipping a spritz.

Seeing a lot of dudes posting their NY Times film ballots. So here is the opinion of a GenX, white woman with a tennis injury and French lover.

We are saying this in our weird Fall River accents: Karen Read is factually innocent. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

My dreams are coming true.

Watching The Americans. That finale 😭

Amy made Beth happy. She read the first Murderbot book and loved it.

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

Ugh, fine. I’ll watch The Pitt.

On a recent flight my seatmates learned I was a writer and asked my opinion on AI. They didn't understand genAI is based on work stolen from authors, and they DEFINITELY didn't know about the energy costs. Both shocked them. People just don't know.

VERY EHD LUFFS BEH

If you find the media to be soulless poor quality slop just know that’s what the studios and financiers think of you as a consumer. They think you’re gullible enough to eat shit as long as they wrap it in shiny enough packaging.

I’ve been pumped about #murderbot for quite some time.

Beside myself at how well this hits the exact right tone. I cannot wait #murderbot #appletv youtu.be/vEioDeOiqEs?...

Piper is the real villain: a #WhiteLotus breakdown today at the cool table podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

While we are talking about #Murderbot at the cool table let’s talk about THIS pic (via VanityFair). It’s the exasperation for me

On my way to Vegas, with a gift from @bethorne.bsky.social, the Murderbot evangelist.

Get in losers; we’re going to Port FreeCommerce. Getting excited for behind the scenes of #Murderbot, today at #TheCoolTable atthecooltable.com/behind-the-s...

Fuck you Mike White

In this week's episode, Beth and Amy discuss how Mr. Brightside has the college marching bands in a chokehold. The Severance finale was truly March Madness, fuckos! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Our latest podcast just dropped. It's a marching band appreciation episode, thanks to Mr. Milchick and all the college bands doing their thing this March Madness. 🎷🏀 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

End the show there. I’m good. Holy shit. My kid told me to stop screaming at the TV. I did that Severance finale.

It’s Italian-Severance finale night. Amy has plate of ragu with fresh rosemary, over angel hair. Aperol Spritz. No eggs in sight. LET’S DO THAT SEVERANCE!

Do not expect the institutions to hold. Anyone who is citing law or policy as a reason why Trump can’t or won’t do X, Y, Z is either delusional themselves, or an institutionalist—whether by belief or necessity because of their job— and is not to be trusted.

Beth picked the perfect pic for this week's podcast. We are all Mark S right now. Tired, confused, unshaven. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

I enjoyed starting off the episode with a shout out to @emzconk.bsky.social. She yelled at our Senators to REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER as they led Newport’s St. Pat’s Parade. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I am working out of a public library and there are a good number of people who seem to be on hard times using the facilities for various reasons like job searching, entertainment, charging peripherals, using the bathroom, etc., and I am struck by how important it is that libraries continue to exist

Our Secretary of Defense almost certainly has more threatening/extremist tattoos and has more credibly been accused of sexual assault than almost all of the people being sent to El Salvador. No exaggeration.

DEVOUR FECULANCE! Y’all, I screamed.

Amy has a Paloma in one hand and a bowl of chocolate Teddy Grahams in the other. LET’S DO THAT SEVERANCE!

The dog is on my lap. My coffee is hot. Lip balm nearby. Let’s do that Severance.

Severance. White Lotus. Himbos. French Pharamcie. And Beth’s accent. This week’s episode has it all. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

So Miley Cyrus performed it last night on the SNL 50 special. They listened to us!

Post a spy

The SNL Homecoming Concert was wonderful. But they had a real opportunity to have someone do a cover of “ Nothing Compares 2 U” and honor Sinéad, as they did Kurt Cobain, Johnny Cash, Tom Petty. Sinéad was right, and the way SNL and Marci Klein failed to protect her will always stick in my craw.

I knew Severance was gonna be good when the content warning said SEXUAL SITUATIONS. Damn. E4 delivered.

YESSSS

When we say you can’t sit with us, it’s for everyone. Even you, Callie Jane.

Do you think the Mammalians Nurturables crew ever go outside? Fight about it with us on this week’s episode of The Cool Table podcast.

Amy is a researcher by trade, so this tracks. The latest ep of The Cool Table Podcast is available NOW.