Why is this in my inbox

Lord, deliver me from people who endlessly repost political AI slop on Facebook

ME AFTER S1E1 OF MO: wow, what a great show ME AFTER S2E6 OF MO: seriously, how many times is this dude going to jump up and down on his own dick

Spending some time reminding myself of how hard “Pineapple Crush” by Lone goes

Mmm mmm, breakfast of champions

Thinking of picking my sax back up solely so I can torture my husband with the main riff from “Dumb Waiters” for several hours

I was having a good day and then I read plot synopses for the Human Centipede movies and now I’m having a bad day

I posted one of the songs I did in my February concert (same one I posted here) on Instagram and got an entire summary of how well my content is doing along with suggestions on how to drive engagement for this week I just wanted to share a video with friends who couldn’t make the show, my dude

I would 100% be on board with The Cure covering “Starfish and Coffee”

The singles from this album are all 10/10 songs but The Hurting is a better album

I’m not sure who needs to hear this but grapefruit is delicious, a coming among citrus fruits

It kills me that the Olympic aerial jumpers look like they were animated by old-school South Park

“Anyone Can Whistle” - Stephen Sondheim (1964) Catherine Stornetta, piano

The main ones I remember: - Watership Down (am convinced this made me a goth) - Bakshi LOTR (also this) - Romeo and Juliet (1968 version, the teacher accidentally showed the topless scene to 9th graders) - Gone With The Wind (still don’t know why we watched this)

lol

I am still laughing at this exchange: “I’m going to punch you in the face.” “You’re going to get into trouble for that.” “Okay.” *PUNCH*

I agree with this in spirit but unless the law explicitly says they have the right of way*, pedestrians and cyclists do not automatically have the right of way by virtue of being more fragile than a car * pedestrians have right of way in a crosswalk where I live, but not when jaywalking

y’all I can’t

Should I get tickets to see Chameleons and the Veldt y/oh shit

Should I get tickets to see Cabaret Voltaire in September y/hell y

One sure sign of aging is looking at a promotional flyer thinking“oh, look at those young kids enjoying the science museum“ and then taking a closer look and realizing the older kid is actually a parent

I just watched Bottoms for the first time and a) lol, and b) Marshawn Lynch is a national treasure

OTD 20 years ago, the Knife released Silent Shout. I loved the creepy and off-putting music, with its constant pitch-shifting vocals and icy beats. Their live show was also mind-blowing; the duo dressed in all black, wearing masks and neon facepaint in what felt like an occult ceremony. #brodys2006

My main takeaway from the ANTM documentary is Nigel Barker is still absurdly hot

💯 (Re: Kanye)

I feel like putting Kanye on your establishment’s playlist in 2026, even if it’s an old good song like “Through The Wire”, is what one might call A Choice

Cross-country skiing always looks like an elaborate prank to me. Like someone said “put these skis on and then run up that hill” as a joke and someone took it seriously

Somehow, I’m still amazed by the number of non-Black people who DESPERATELY want to say the n-word and are mad that there‘s a variant that ends with an a that they still can’t say without getting massive side-eye You’d think I would be used to this by now but it gets me every time

This is the best encapsulation of LinkedIn I’ve seen in a while

I know the point being made here is about Starmer and I’m not even in the UK so why am I even commenting, but the line for Truss is so funny; an epic faceplant captured perfectly in a line graph

I went into the halftime show not caring all that much about Bad Bunny I came out the other side still not caring all that much about Bad Bunny but entertained by the show/spectacle By that metric I think it was a very successful halftime show

Here’s the flyer for my next performance. The cast is great, please come if you can.

guys named Drake have had a rough time the last two Super Bowls

Then again, I might not

The best thing Kid Rock ever did was a feature on an old Insane Clown Posse track

I kind of want to look up whatever is causing people to post opinions on “talent” but OTOH I’ve made it this far in life without having an aneurysm and I don’t think I should tempt fate

Facebooks Reels keeps recommending Qveen Herby to me and I finally clicked on one and was like “who is this and why did they steal Karmin’s whole thing” One quick Google search later, I am giggling like crazy

Honestly this entire exercise was worth it solely for discovering the Charli XCX/John Cale song

hey we've all seen the screenshot of the obamas as monkeys that he shared. it's fucking offensive. there's really no need to pass the image/video around. we know he's a racist. and he wants everyone to know it. stop doing his work for him

Counterpoint: yes we are, come on Stolen land developed with the labor of stolen people, it’s even in the bad history books

I am watching bits of a documentary about the 1936 Summer Olympics and I’m disgusted by where we are as a country at this time but also disgusted by how Jewish members of the 1936 team were treated by the American team The defining characteristic of the USA is the hypocrisy of equality

Can you invoke the 25th Amendment because the President keeps shitting his pants? Just curious

I am going to be so excited to go to sleep tonight

Whenever I see something about knitting a hat as a show of resistance, I think about Madame Defarge in A Tale of Two Cities and how she knitted a list of people slated for execution

Primaries exist for a reason

I am on my first watchthrough of Broad City Holy hell, this show is funny

Catching up on the Grammys and discovering I know a winner (Amanda Forsythe)

I decided to ignore the Grammys and watch an unfamiliar old movie on Prime, which is how I a) missed the announcement of The Cure winning two awards, and b) found myself staring wide-eyed at the casually racist performance of “Home Cooking” in Fancy Pants

The thing about The Wall by Pink Floyd is that it just absolutely pwns

I don’t want to oversell how good a trio that was just the two Mels and Emma Bunton would have been but HOW GOOD WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN