Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

The thing a lot of ALP supporters don't acknowledge (or even realise), there are a lot of dodgy tax loopholes that have been left in place that benefit the wealthy that the LNP didn't do anything about, yet the ALP have neither (I'm not talking about the obvious ones, more trust related).

Bluesky is seriously 10x more toxic than Twitter, I'm not even a Greens supporter, and I preference the ALP over the LNP! But you can't win with cultists. I'm just not a cultist. I support our democratic system. I don't support cultists. Block me if you support cultists.

Finally *liberated* from a strong economy, record stock market, and historically low unemployment.

Would be better than tarrifs

Albo Says Weirdest Thing About Stage Fall Was Seeing Barnaby Joyce Sprawled on Floor

What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?

Auf Wiedersehen Arschloch

Bill Burr is a self-professed "dancing clown" Dear journalists / news media: Get your balls back.

The rusted ons from both major parties should look at this & think: "Maybe screaming at voters & telling them they're voting wrong doesn't work?" But no, they just scream louder. We're getting to the point where it's 1/3rd for each major party and 1/3rd others, soon more will be voting for others

Huh, weird

If you're an Australian and you think preferencing the ALP 3️⃣ and the LNP 5️⃣ will result in the LNP getting my vote then please just block me, saves me blocking you. Can't be bothered dealing with idiots and liars this election.

As a school teacher of 20 years, I have absolutely no fucking idea what this muppet is talking about. #woke #auspol

The ABC vote compass is back folks, and we all know what that means: time for a barrage of Labor rusted-ons losing their minds when given evidence their policy views are better represented by Greens and independents in reality. www.abc.net.au/news/vote-co...

Pillars making a come back

What do you think? 🇺🇸🇬🇱

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It's a sneaky little bastard

Rain is the biggest concern with Cyclone Alfred

Friday is not going to be fun! This forecast is an average of models, it could hit anywhere along the coast, so it doesn't mean it's definitely hitting exactly where it shows here. 1am though! Couldn't it hit during daylight hours?

It NEVER did

I was out tonight and if was a nice evening so I thought I'd park my car a bit further away so I could have a nice walk, you know, healthy living and all that jazz. Come out, it's pissing down with thunder and lightning. Thanks universe.

written by the same comedy geniuses behind Philomena Cunk

Happy 5th "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" anniversary! #Geology ⚒️

Vote Teal number 1 in this election, even if you want Albo to win, put Labor 2. A progressive cross bench will force Labor to act & innoculate us against the right wing oligarchs. And vote carefully in the Senate. A progressive HOR is hobbled by a conservative Senate.

Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

Musk must be furious this project is more than his net worth and despite him buying the presidency he wasn't involved. The bromance will come crashing down at some point.

I missed this one from yesterday. Jesus.

Is the superannuation and tax system kinda stuffed? No, I am sure it is reasonable for 178 people under the age of 30 with a taxable income of less than $18,200 to have a super balance of over $2m... www.theguardian.com/business/gro...

So is everyone going to pretend now that "from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free" is anti-semitic but Nazi salutes are fine and dandy?

The NIMBYs have gone too far this time

Claiming audiobooks "don't count" is ableist and stupid. Consume your content in the fashion most enjoyable and convenient. #booksky

Tice - we must ban Sharia law. Also Tice - I'm off to live in a country under Sharia law.

Today’s woke snowflake kids just aren’t tough enough for the world. Here’s why we have to move the inauguration inside because of the moderate cold.

🧵 1. I wrote this on Friday after someone saw fit to tell me how I should be exercising based on nothing more than what his doctor told him. We #ChronicIllness people cop this ALL THE TIME. Please stop it. Medsky, perhaps you could remind patients your advice to them is NOT globally applicable!

If I was Matt, of all people, I would probably not muse about where kids are gonna be spending their time.

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The annoyance of the Fahrenheit system. Zero degree C is a tiping point. Gotta just remember that's 32 F. 5 C cold, but not icey. 22 F is - 5C... That's when snow definitely settles and shit gets cold.

Without Mel Brooks hiring Lynch to make THE ELEPHANT MAN — on the strength of ERASERHEAD alone — he is very likely just a guy who made a weird film at AFI. That whole filmography you love doesn’t happen. We all need sponsors and mentors and patrons. We need people who believe in us.

You know you touched the world in so many different ways as an artist when NASA writes a tribute about you. David Lynch will forever live on in our consciousness.

I lose my shit about everything daily. That's so everyone isn't covered in it. 🤣🤣🤣☠️

6/ ...your genius, and your spirit will live on in every shadowy corner and dreamy landscape you ever brought to life. Fucking hell, you were one of a kind. We'll miss you.

5/ ...out the other side with a new perspective. Your legacy, you beautiful madman, is one that will continue to inspire generations of artists, filmmakers, and anyone willing to explore the limits of their imagination. Rest in peace, David Lynch. Your films will forever be a testament to...

4/ ...damn fine pie, a man who saw the world through a lens of boundless curiosity and wonder. Your art wasn't just about telling stories; it was about creating entire worlds where dreams and reality intertwined. You taught us to embrace the unknown, to dive headfirst into the abyss and come...

3/ ...emotions that twisted and turned into the surreal. You weren't afraid to embrace the darkness or the absurd, bringing beauty and horror together in a way that made us all shiver with delight. Lynch, you were more than a filmmaker. You were a painter, a musician, a lover of coffee and...

2/ ...between, you crafted stories that seeped into our souls and left us questioning everything. What the hell was "Eraserhead," David? A nightmarish journey that only a twisted genius like you could pull off! Your audacity made every film an unforgettable experience, a rollercoaster of...

1/ David Lynch, you magnificent bastard, you were a real bloody wizard in the land of film! Your mind was a swirling, chaotic storm of creativity that gave zero fucks about the conventional or the mundane. From "Blue Velvet" to "Twin Peaks" and every deliciously weird film and series in...