We better not have to wait years for season 2 of Pluribus!!!

Gonna just leave this here... #TrumpCrimeFamily #NoKings

I don’t know how to identify a bad parent anymore. But sweeties, you’re doing great!

HOW THE FUCK IS IT EVEN THAT CLOSE???!!???!???!?!!!!? Holy shit, we’re so stupid … and soooo misogynistic. 🤦‍♂️😭

Hahahahahahaha, good. Get those fuckers the fuck outta here!

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick. This is so incredibly pathetic. And Fallon reeeeeally needs to stop platforming utter pieces of shit who are actively trying to destroy the world.

So the Slack CEO jumps ship to OpenAI. She moves from a company building a tool with the goal of helping people to communicate to a company with the goal of making people unnecessary. Have I got that right?

each nvidia blackwell chip consumes about 1,200 watts per hour which is on par with an electric space heater. now imagine 100,000 space heaters running in a single building

Oh my goodness gracious, no.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Bellend d’Or?

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Her last day being Jan 6th was right there!!!

Well yet another reason to hate TurboTax. Thank god I haven’t used that piece of shit in years.

Closing the loop? Oh, heck no @mikedsykes.bsky.social. I fully expect Stage Door Creps to become a thing in the newsletter now! Yeah, I went with “Creps”. Kinda like spelling theater with an ‘re’. 😆

Here’s hoping the end result is the same though. 🤞

We deserve a Democratic Party that is willing to fight as hard as we are. We need new leadership in this moment and to get there, we need a chorus of support for change. Tell your Democratic senators to call on Senator Schumer to step aside as Minority Leader. It’s time for drastic action.

Those 8 Democratic senators are from the Doctor Who universe. “Those who knew Tivolians easily grew to dislike them due to their annoying desire to be conquered and their cowardice.”

It seems cowardice is bliss, I guess.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

These guys always project what they’d like to do with power. I doubt the idea of using his office to convert a single person to Islam has ever crossed Mamdani’s mind. But Tuberville sure would try it with whatever cross burning Christian sect he belongs to.

I mean, on the one hand, bullshit, but on the other, there is MAGA Nation, so … maybe?

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Woah, the Panthers won!

Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

This is fucking amazing

Do this yesterday!

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

Yay Frankenstein!

Every time I see the “[Amazon] Prime options available” inside the Adidas app it makes me rethink buying Adidas. It creates the perception that Adidas products are cheap, plastic, and hyper disposable.

“We don’t need you.”

My friend told me that her 14 year old son started doing laundry on Sundays for some of his elderly neighbors. He doesn't charge for the labor. And now he is the most popular person in the building and has non stop pies, cookies, and cake. The 14 year old should be our model of modern masculinity.

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

Young Republicans Under Fire Over Racist, Homophobic Group Chat https://theonion.com/young-republicans-under-fire-over-racist-homophobic-group-chat/

So … did the Sézane 471s drop on the 16th, or not? Never saw a single reference to the shoe on the New Balance site, and can’t find any proof anywhere, one way or the other.

Just finished ep. 3 (Dinosaur Memories) of #TheLowdown. Now I want a The Beluga Brothers spinoff.

Aristophanes’ The Frogs but its newscasters instead of playwrights. Set in Portland, obviously.

Saw a job on LinkedIn with a super unserious salary range of 91k - 322k. Like, really? 😑

“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow

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