stop doing cents im sick of coins just round to the nearest dollar

my GP chopped out some suspicious looking skin things. Your periodic reminder that the survival rate for in-situ melanoma is close to 100%. Get a skilled human to do a check, don't rely on your own judgement or an app. #cancer

I demand more gay!

subsidizing the country taking over selling soy to china from US farmers after the tariffs is both sad AND funny "American farmers have also voiced frustration, noting that China has shifted soybean purchases from U.S. producers to Argentine growers this year."

t-shirt that says "brad i cheated on you on that business trip to sheboygan"

Bluesky servers went down. Just like your mom

everyone on here seems to think that there's just one feature you can add or remove from social media to make people not go insane on here. this belief, i think, is itself a form of madness

Currently working on a potential takedown piece of this bogus graph going around on twitter and boosted by Musk claiming that trans identities are "dropping." There are some very easy critiques of it, but one stands out that hasn't been reported on. Any R wizards/data science/quant followers here?

[new personal boundary, please read especially if we're mutuals] Ok so if someone asks me to do a thing - for example, implement ATProto (BlueSky) support in Sharkey - and I say it's beyond my skills / resources / ability in general, then **please don't argue with me about that**. Don't say […]

We are in post-America. The Former America. You know. Squidbillystan.

My cat Pwincess, age 15, is lethargic and, I suspect, starting to wind down for The Long Nap. 🥺 God I hope not, I'm so not ready to handle this. 💔 I know that's selfish but

@thedahliaeffect omg HI! You made it! 🫂❤️ now how do we get You Know Who in here?

MAKE NAZIS DIE AGAIN™ Usage permitted with citation.

THE OLD LANDLORD ESTATE LAWYERS LITERALLY FILED THE (bullshit, dealt with in lawsuit) EVICTION AGAINST LANTHE and also misspelled my whole name 4 different ways in one one-page notice crimes. CRIMES.

PSA: block user "doomkick". Abusive sex pest and general psycho fuckwit. Multiple reliable corroborating sources.

Cobain has been dead for longer than he lived. I realize this has been true for some time now, but 🥺

free verse cowgirl... 'cuz we're just saying random shit and calling it poetry ...poetry slammin'? That needs to be a thing. #fuckaas

I'd like to note that people who have already been classified as terrorists, who are already subject to summary punishment as terrorists; logically have nothing to lose for committing acts of terrorism.

Only in the US could you dumb the kids down for forty years and then convince them they're the smart ones.

Y'ever wonder how many people's last words are "woops" 😬

Ok, now that I'm not up to my eyeballs in bots and spammers, my 'ratio' looks a lot more like I'd expect.

AMPHIBIANS AGAINST FASCISM If you know who made this, post in replies, I tried but failed to find an original. #protest #sign #frog #portlandfrog #art

@georgetakei Heyyyyy there you are! But how the hell does one get blue-checked on Mastodon? And should one even want to? 🤨

@madameoconnel86 Found ya! 🥹❤️

Are people still using 'woke' as an epithet? How stupid must one be to openly embrace ignorance?

Here, you need one of these.

Kill ICE. Kill them in the streets. Kill them in their homes. Kill them in their vehicles. You are losing a war because you are waiting for someone else to fight it.

...so can I say to kill ICE here? asking for a friend

So hi. I'm Mia aaaaaand HERE (flourishes) is my #introduction post. I'm a transgender female🏳️‍⚧️, a former socialist politician, and a activist and writer. As such, I am on the lam from the good-ol' U. S. of A. Smelling the wind change, I left the US in 2023 and am a documented refugee. I now […]

@carnitas Cruuuuuuuuu *flying tackle hugs*

#fuckaas or no... I refuse to call these toots and you cannot make me JFC, like skeets wasn't bad enough

@BASTARD_MAN HA found ya you beautiful motherfucker ❤️

My name is Mia. I'm over 60. I am not attractive. I have no hair, I can't do makeup to save my life, and there is no outfit on earth that doesn't make me look like a barrel. Most cis people, and probably some trans, would ask me "why bother?" This is my answer: Why bother being who YOU are?

Um... this thing on? *tap tap* Ok... Um... "I'm here, you #fuckaas ..." ...do I really have to say 'bitches'? *huffs* ...FINE. "...bitches."

@DoomProphet Doomy! 🫂

@yaya Tag! Foundja! ❤️

#fuckaas is this a thing yet?

Trying to rebuild what I can of my network of friends, now that BlueSky's true colors are showing.

@MistressCaution Found youuu you glorious babe 🤭❤️