(watching the extended "Fellowship of the Ring" with Spousal Unit) (hobbits making their way through swamp with Aragorn) MERRY (swatting another mosquito) "What do they eat when they can't get hobbit?!" ME (loudly) "PUSSY!!!" (Spousal Unit barks a laugh. The round goes to me.)

The workers must control the means of destruction

Here ya go chilluns. ❤️🫂 I think maybe half of you will never see this 'cuz we ain't moots. 🥺

Until the workers obtain the means of coercion, they can forget about the means of production. Fully militarized police forces didn't exist in Lenin's time, and I think they'd have made a difference to his impact.

Gnite skeeters. Stay warm. Stay strong. ❤️

Okay so here's the deal. And you're gonna hate this. 🥺 Among men, the difference between a predator and a non-predator is the individual man's susceptibility to the consequences. As proof, I submit to you the behavior of men for whom consequences largely haven't existed.

I've got a super hot take that would do little good, and possibly a bit of actual harm to post. But it's TRUE and NOBODY is touching it and my brain won't stop SCREAMING at me to let it out 😭

I've seen this tag elsewhere and damn if I can find the article I wanted to repost again... But: #EndAmerica . America as we understand it must end. It's the only hope for its own people, and the rest of the world.

@hublai.bsky.social hey thanks very much for the follow. I should probably warn you that 90% of all my posts are total shit. Call it my therapy. 🤭

How the Grinch Basically Lived Rent-free on my Couch for about a Fucking YEAR, that Prick

G'mornin 👋❤️

How the Grinch Broke Up the Beatles

It was the European Jewish nation that gave us the phrase "never again". Now Israel is furnishing the "again". How are their people not furious? 🥺 or perhaps they are, and we just don't get to hear about it? What?

sighs I miss my kitteh so much

you're blowin smoke up my skircle; quit it 🤨

@lutefiskpizza.bsky.social The handle alone was worth a follow.

"They're trying to kill us" is no longer the conclusion. It is its own, valid premise. Continue.

Last Call for me, skeeters. Love you, gnite ❤️

Maslow's Hierarchy of Corrections Facilities

Maslow's Hierarchy of Ethnomusicology

Maslow's Hierarchy of Cosmetic Surgery

Maslow's Hierarchy of Exact Change Only

Maslow's Hierarchy of Colonic Irrigation

Maslow's Hierarchy of Potato Salad

Maslow's Hierarchy of Joint Pain

So-- dumbshit nazi fuckheads are able to believe in a Jewish capitalist conspiracy... *and* in a Jewish communist conspiracy... at the same time.

Gnite skeeters. 🦟🦟🦟

I trust you've noticed by now: what's good for "the economy" is nearly never good for "people". The economy, as we currently understand it, is antagonistic to people. It hurts them by design. This economy needs to tank, hard, and soon. It needs to be replaced with one where "cost" meets "value".

@citation-needed.bsky.social I like your thoughts. Following.

...heh. just had someone follow me and then *immediately* unfollow. when that happens I usually assume they saw my pinned pic. 🤣

If you think they're gonna stop with us degenerate tranny faggots, you're deluded. If you're a cis woman who's a lesbian... or a cishet woman who isn't pretty... or a pretty cishet woman who won't do an old, ugly, fat man... you'll be on the truck right next to me. Welcome aboard babe! Woo! 🤜🤛

One of the major reasons we are here right now is that the white electorate does not reward politicians for making their lives better if that improvement also benefits non-white people.

I'll give you three; you pick. Toxic randos. P2W. Major updates that deliver everything *except* what the players have been screaming for for years

The Girl with the NO REGERTS Tattoo

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: • coyotes • roadrunners (heh) • scorpions • tarantulas • stingrays

The Girl with the One Lone French Fry Tattoo

@dhnexon.bsky.social Good stuff. Following.

I never liked Madonna's music but I respect the hell out of her as a producer, businessperson and agent of change.

Fate decided that I would not carry the Ring. But if you got stuck with it, I'll carry you for as long as I can.

Just called my Pop. I should do that more often. I'm so glad I've got the small amount of family left that understands. 🥹

"Roight! What's all this, then?"

Happy State-mandated Genocide Whitewashing and Dangerous Binge Eating Day to those who observe. Enjoy your compulsory football. Please do not attempt to eat it. 🦃 🏈 #fuckaas

I have come to realize that all cats are, probably, high-functioning schizophrenics. Here's why. The domestication of dogs was a mutually beneficial process that was given centuries if not millenia. Cats were simply captured and expected to go from predator to couch potato. Your cat *is* insane. 🤯

@bbkittyfck.bsky.social sending love and hugs. cuz I can and I wanna. 🤭❤️

Oh shit, hi guys! Thanks for the follows... did I do something? O_o

@betty-cocker.bsky.social Hey hot stuff. Happy Saturday. How ya feelin?

@amandariffic.bsky.social Just discovered you. Love the name!

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck... it's a nazi. 🦆🦆🦆

Warning: violence. SS (ICE) goon identified. Make him famous.