I am not going anywhere near normal people when the world ends

AUTISTICS We're 𝘞𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥 and we're 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍 of it!

Survival is often the best way to Resist.

Jokes are how society tells itself things.

A mad wanna be king told his mob any ol' thing he'd lie every word they enjoyed what they heard until they lost everything

A cake is a cake whether chocolate or white Whatever the flavor, extremism is society's blight

America is great, and should be celebrated. America is flawed, and it is our sacred task to make it better. - Tim Griffin, Griffin Ed.

PSA FOR PET OWNERS If your pets are afraid of fireworks, now is the time to contact your vet. Not July 3rd

That man is costing us taxpayers so much freaking money. After he wasted millions painting the bottom of the reflecting pool only to make it the perfect habitat for algae his MMA cage match birthday event destroyed all the landscaping at the Ellipse. Wonder how much that will cost.

This is called telling on yourself.

READ ELSEWHERE Books are an idiot's natural enemy. That's why they burn them.

SAID IN MY HOUSE No. Saying you're breeding tropes only gives fan-fic writers ideas.

Don't believe me? The Southern Foodways Alliance will tell you all about how enriching corn saved the lives and health of thousands of poor folks. I know Corn Slurry Woman probably thinks the poors are icky, but this was genuinely a public health triumph. www.southernfoodways.org/malnourished...

SAID IN MY HOUSE I am being nice. I warned you first.

Nothing says "We are not a dying civilization" like gladiator fights in the capital city for the leader's amusement.

SAID IN MY HOUSE Exposure to "The Public" is bad for my mental health.

Those who think snowflake is an insult need to remember what avalanches are made of.

REMEMBER The amount the wealthy are insulated from everyday processes equals the degree those processes suck.

READ ELSEWHERE It's okay. I'm on 500mg of Fukitol.

SAID IN MY HOUSE Never ask how dumb someone can get, they will take it as a challenge

What if words enjoy being used in a story?

“The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.” – Princess Leia

READ ELSEWHERE We need new rich people. These ones suck.

Writing doesn't have to have pyrotechnics to be worthy, it just needs to be true.

The reason the US is the best country is b/c we do fewer atrocities per century on average

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS When you have to catch your Roomba before it heads down the stairs

In any system on the brink of leaping between states, I think When Tipping point has come at last change will happen very fast. #poem

There are only three missed pings between mankind and anarchy

Bacon, eggs, toast and coffee with enough money left over for the server.

SAID IN MY HOUSE There's a certain point where probability is actively messing with you

Trying out posting limericks on a Wednesday each month.

Idiot in Chief released this image of him as James Bond so I filked one of the songs. ttto: Goldfinger Gold knick-knacks he's the president without any taste full narcissist everything he touches dies beckons you in with promises and lies But don't go in

HISTORY LESSON from @hcrichardson.bsky.social

Using A.I. to create your story is like a photographer going around asking people if they like their "paintings".

GEEK HOUSEHOLDS HAVE Discussions about Star Trek that evolve into arguments about quantum physics.

You are alive today because of your macrophages.

SAID IN MY HOUSE You're in my way! Indeed, how dare he be three dimensional in your space.

Heterosexual women have to date their predators

Us heterosexual women get to date our predators

We humans are weird. The more we focus on what we want, the less of it we have.

If anyone needs proof the world has gone weird, it's easier today to get marijuana than prescription painkillers where I live.

I grieve all the art never seen because of algorithms.

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Remember, they matter. You don't. Why he was at the dinner he hated so much he's never gone in his 5 years of office was b/c he needed a fake assassination attempt to get his damned ballroom nobody wants or needs. 1/2

HAIKU FOR THESE TIMES White house bombs Iran triggers gas prices soaring Glad I drive a Leaf #poem #poetry #writingcommunity

Woman: trusts a man Response: why would you trust that man !!! Woman: "I choose the bear" Response: why don't you trust men !!!

Kiki napping in her spot on the cat tree, right behind my head.

Reminder I'm in an anthology with some great writers (wow!) bcubedpress.wordpress.com/2025/01/14/a...