Reports coming in, In order to honor Travis's superbowl diss track correctly, Taylor Swift is going to keep the writing lazy

💥 New Zealand knows what’s up!!

Don't forget the value of little things right now. Like getting eye contact with the driver of a Cybertruck before you give him the finger.

Tis the season of advertisers forced to call it "the big game" #lol #NFLsucks

Oh hey it's that magical time of year we get reminded the NFL doesn't allow anybody to say "Super Bowl" except them. No every advertiser every 15 minutes, I'm not excited for "the big game"

A duck is a duck and a Nazi salute is a Nazi salute.

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There is no difference. This is a Nazi salute. These are the fuckers we fought in WW2

I’m just gonna say this and be over with it, but when ACTUAL GERMANS are telling you “it is EXACTLY what you think it is”, believe that shit. Idc what MSM says or how they try to spin it. It is exactly what it is. A N**i salute.

My grandfather fought in WW11 to end fascism and kill Nazis. And today, a Nazi salute was given on our home government stage, and nobody lifted a single finger.

The worst part of this whole thing is sacred, historic, carpeting which has seen the founding fathers will get drips of shit and self tanner sprinkled all over it, every day

What happened today is the end game plan made possible by 3 major erosions of America. 1. 1971: Ronald Regan pulled us off the gold standard and so started the beginning of the end, the rich were now able to gather wealth over decades and become overwhelmingly unimaginably rich for the next move.

I'm genuinely confused by something. How is it that ALL the male billionaires fall in line and walk the path of our government towards dictatorship? Honestly my only 2 guesses are:

WHERE'S MARIO

C'mon Mario help your brother Luigi out

Free speech is gone officially with this TikTok ban. Billionaires are your masters now. I recommend continuing the circus of letting 30 people rule all 350 million of us, this is fun.

BEANS! wake up! There's a revolution

An unintended consequence our government will have with the TikTok ban, is that for those most vocal against the government oppression, they will still be using the banned app through backdoor tricks if necessary, thus entering them into an actual anti-govt rebellion and tradecraft pipeline.

It's hard to be funny as my once beloved country slides into irreversible dictatorship boop boop fart fart

I think this is one of my favourite colourful climate chart type things, because it depicts two things at once: - Things are going to get worse, no matter what - The degree to which they get worse depends on decisions made today theconversation.com/my-new-dark-... by @edhawkins.org

🔥This is fine. 🔥

Get this message out quickly. I hereby challenge far, ugly, loser d*nald tr*mp to a fist fight before office. Winner take all. But he won't respond because he's a scared little baby.

Welcome to the end times

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broke up with my bf, Gerry Mandering, cuz he doesn’t respect boundaries .

Ironically, this is the dystopian future plot of the crumbled society in "Burning Man". Bloodthirsty betters exchanging money depending on who dies.

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So, slaves

Canada taxes are better for middle class. #cdnpoli #canada

Let’s see - I’m being sentenced for 34 felonies on Friday, I’ve nominated a bunch of unschooled idiots for my cabinet, and I owe E Jean $483 million. What can I distract the idiots with?

Didn't really hear this much pleaing for climate change action and US government reform when brush fires ravaged and murdered all of Lahaina. Looks like it doesn't matter till it's in your own back yard eh LA

I was today years old when I learned folks are calling Cybertrucks IncEl Caminos. But I tip my hat to whoever thought of it. Well played.

Using the playbook of control to a perfection. Divide us and make us fight against ourselves so we don't point the finger up at them

I am a climate scientist and this is correct ⬇️

coffee so hot I give it my real phone number

This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago. In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists. Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.

The United States is so broken and damaged, it has elected a CRIMINAL as its next president. What a horrible county.

Hard to be funny when this shit is too damn pretty

guns don’t kill people. Matt Gaetz kills people. i mean, i can’t prove it but cmon he’s got that look

I survived because the dumpster fire within me burned brighter than the dumpster fire around me

Highly recommend I’m doing a big rethink of my relationship w social media We shall see where that lands

Found on a wall today in Venice Italy. Old Italian lady passing by saw it a in a thick Italian accent, yelled "Free Luigi" to the open air.

Sending these positive vibes out as hard as I can because I know 2025 is going to get ugly

Happy New Year!! 🎉🎉🤙

If you guys need me you know where to find me

Out and about. Figured I'd give the back side of the globe a look see

Goodbye USA, see you in a while 🤙

Getting the hang of this town

Island guy crashing Chicago for a day. Looks like a cool place