Everything is dry

See, this is why I hate Thanksgiving food.

😂

I'm not Italian, but someone's Italian grandmother would be proud of me right now! This sauce has been in the oven for 6 hours, there's a mix of the last garden romas and San Marzanos, and my house smells like heaven 🤤

I see only desiccated white turkey meat. Fuckin plain ass green beans and carrots? These people actively avoid joy in their lives every single day.

I do! 👋😁 1. That's not mac and cheese. That's a cry for help. 2. That turkey is drier than my sense of humor. 3. The mashed potatoes look like they were plaster cast. 4. The stuffing looks like hamster bedding. 5. The only things on the table I'd eat are the veggies, cranberry sauce, and rolls.

Addendum: Did she just dump a bag of previously frozen green beans into a dish and what the hell is that mushy thing in the center?!

Omg 😱

The croissants look furry. There's no cheese on the mac, the mashed potatoes look dry and bland, and the turkey looks unseasoned.

I can see it & LORDY LORDY SIX BY FORTY!!🤤

Man, I just lost forty pounds... I'm about to find every last one 😹

I'm straight as hell but I'd marry her for that.

Lame-duck President engaging in some political violence.

Normalize this demographic Stop voting Republican and there’d be no reason to impeach.

Oh! My! God! I’m serving cinnamon rolls for Thanksgiving breakfast and may have to add this sweetness to give them a little bump. 😋

I’m not on Insta either, but I was able to watch the video. And dayum! I’m def gonna try this one! 🤤🤤

@clubbing-guy.bsky.social I think it's time to assemble the bigbacks. This one's mine though. www.instagram.com/reel/DM0FLWB...

Nothing says “Good Christians” like rounding up people Jesus looked like during the season celebrating his birth.

Unpopular take: Several things can be true at the same time. I can be angry that voters left us with lunatics in charge and I can be angry that certain choices were made in the face of the fallout.

This is some fucked up victim-blaming shit, and racists, misogynists, non-voters, and purity voters got us here. As a person with so many autoimmune conditions that I struggle to remember to list them all when asked about them, I will never forgive any of you.

BTW, you can be angry at those senators without rage-posting about it. Especially if you are making sweeping statements about the party. The narrative that only Democrat electeds have agency is an insidious one. Don't feed it!

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Collards came out 🔥 Waiting on this chicken to bake so I can smother it in gravy. 🤤

Welp...I got mine. What are y'all gonna eat?

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Oooh yes please!

Well, here is another asshole to block.

No, we’re not going to “class consciousness” our way out of racism and anti-semitism.

How do people who don't understand how oppressions intersect ever expect to be in solidarity?

Eh hem!!!!

Is it weird that I think icing goes on cake and not cookies? I'm the person who scrapes the icing off my piece of the big Mrs. Fields Christmas cookie - despite the hollering of my coworkers yelling "what's wrong with you?!"

I'm definitely in! What a cute idea.

Yes! And think of all the different things you could fill them with!

Yummy! Clever and fun! 😋

Those look so yummy!! I'm in too!

Very fun 🤩

YES

@clubbing-guy.bsky.social if that filling is icing, I'm in!

From North Carolina to Mississippi, Black-owned farms are filling the gaps left by SNAP funding delays

If you get a chance, search for the videos referenced on TT or IG Reveal all of these devils Amen

Hey Oregonians! All SNAP cards have been loaded regardless of when your benefits normally come in. Get yourselves to the grocery store. If you're in Lincoln City, McMinnville or Roseburg, Grocery Outlet is offering an additional 10% discount.

If we put a candle on it, it's your birthday cake! Also, I need a whole one for myself, tyvm

Happy Birthday! 🎂 Have some homemade Heath toffee bits cookies! I just used the recipe on the package 😃

Two guess as to why it took 20 years to be paid for his invention. That he holds the patent for. 👉🏾⚫️ Heartless Thieves…..

I would like some of that very much