You're playing the dles, I'm playing the dolls. And the dles.

the reason you feel drunk when drinking alcohol is because your blood thins and then it allows it go faster through the veins and arteries and your bloods like yaaaaay yippeeeeee watersliiiide and you feel its excitement coursing through your body so you feel good

Furry that was surprised: That gave me paws

version control is a scam by big repository to sell more versions

Happy 22nd death anniversary to Ronald Reagan (and 23rd birthday to me :] )

your art is always so fascinating, I'm very interested in seeing where this goes!

Today marks 20 YEARS since Animator vs. Animation by Alan Becker was posted to @newgrounds.com.

REALLY really enjoyed the new Boards of Canada album. Just finished listening, so I haven't gotten the chance to dig deeper into it really, but it feels much darker in tone than most of their other work. Go listen to it if you have the chance!!

"know-sis"? uh, heh, yeah, i "knew" her

DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII

accidentally ordered tokusatsu instead of tonkatsu at this restaurant and now this guy won't stop doing stunts. The waiter can't even take him back because whenever he tries the guy strikes a pose and a bunch of explosions go off behind him

Castration Movie Part 2

I can't be bothered to dust model kits so instead I just run them under a cold tap for a few seconds and it's got a real "giving my dollies a bath" energy to it.

no more mass appeal

think i just got the perfect Dwarf Fortress notification.

if you're cis ally and have a job it is absolutely vital you help trans/queer people get hired

Look at this— pure overindulgence. 1000 Liquors is far too many. This is the reality of a woke America.

¿Quieres?

transfem char is real and her name is luna-terra. play heaven will be mine.

Almost fell prey today to some foul manner of practical joke. Stay safe all

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/haberda... We should bring this one back

not usually one to be a hater about train infrastructure but i am praying for brightline's downfall 🙏

(dracula flow voice) I pulled up to the gates of Tartarus with the switch, I made them forget the Titans

Help!

Pet Sounds is an album about being a u haul lesbian

I still get comments on this video all the time from people telling me to sue Lovense for ripping off my Spore Creature Creator design

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

screaming and punching the walls

i hate women but i LOVE mommy

horse girl named Friday

I DO NOT WANT TO 'CHAT WITH MY FILES'

they should invent boobs that don't give you 14 million ingrown hair when you shave them. alternatively they should invent laser that's free

Merzbow, Masonna, Hanatarash, The Gerogerigegege

They should make lastfm but for pussy

you would think that being autistic about sex and kinks is hot but it actually manifests in me talking about the new updates of hiroshima sweat stain guy while we're out having sushi

you cannot handle muffing me, traveller. my inguinal canals are too tight for you

Hi this joke is for me

it's too late, i've already portrayed myself as the sniveling, burdensome wojak and you as the weary chad suffering from my presence

humanity will never invent gender neutral restrooms where people dont jiggle the handle and knock on the door every minute. its simply too advanced

Are all older hip hop artists irish? McHammer? McRide?

they call me godzilla plus two

There’s a place in France where the pope is JD Vance. There’s a hole in his drawers thru which thou canst view his ball’s

”Northernlion is watching Castration Movie on Criterion Channel.” has to be a sleeper cell trigger phrase right?